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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@epicb00knerd
Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).
I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.
out of the tags with you
everyone: happy pride month 🌈
my brain at 12:00 am on june 1st:
HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW
June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.
I am so glad that I live in a world with trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and intersex people. Things are hard for all of us right now, but I love you all and I am wishing that things get better and easier for all of us! ❤️
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
Happy pride, everyone! Remember to blame even the slightest inconvenience on the homophones this month, it’s your god-given right 🏳️🌈
Jfc of course you guys give like 400 notes to a post with an embarrassing typo. So homophonic of you.
aroace culture is not enjoying songs about romance or sex so all the songs i listen too are about having really bad mental health.
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sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.
mike talking about will to everyone literally all the time in college and he's like 3 months in and then finally one of his friends is like "wow you must really love your boyfriend" and mike just shuts up and stops like a deer in headlights because "what no he's my best friend" and then he's like 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩 and that's how he realises he's in love with will byers
There was some viral post saying verbatim “Hello binary gendered tumblr user. Before you is a nonbinary character in a relationship. You have three hours to describe the relationship without calling it yaoi, yuri, or anything else that puts them in the binary. If you fail, the room fills with toxic gas.” I thought it seemed fun, I’m nonbinary myself, and the comments were full of “yaouri!” “yippie!” and other people having fun. I put “QPR” down, because they don’t specify “romantic relationship” or “sexual relationship.” Just “relationship,” which I thought was a nice inclusive move. The first comment under mine, and the one with three times as many likes as my comment I might add, is “queerplatonic isn’t a romantic relationship (glaring emoticon).” So… yeah. There we have it. All relationships are automatically sex and romance and a queerplatonic RELATIONSHIP doesn’t count as one, according to this lovely progressive site full of lovely progressive people. It’s crazy to me that under a post about nonbinary erasure, we have other forms of queer erasure being supported. And not only could this person not simply scroll past, they had to carve time out of their day to make sure I knew how livid they were that I suggested that nonbinary people could possibly be aro/ace/aroace/generally in a QPR, and that a QPR is a real relationship. The aphobia is real on here, it wasn’t left behind in the 2010s.
trying to prove a point to the boys at school
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont
As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.
i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1
i am rigging this thing
I shall reblog lots more
I might queue this a bunch. To save my moots for once.
this bugger keeps wandering over my dash and I reblog it every time. It may be a form of a perpetuum mobile. I don’t mind none
I have decided to just queue it a bunch every time I see it. Yes this probably means it will never leave me alone. Yes I am perfectly happy with this.
when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written
roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that
the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people