Incorrect Disney Quotes

Incorrect quotes from Disney characters.

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Ariel: Dad, did you ever think that your power wasn't enough? That you couldn't keep us safe?

Triton: Every. Single. Day.

Source: Ultraman: Rising

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Ariel: Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go. Nah, I'm gonna do my own thing. 

Source: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

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Sebastian: (during the final battle) Alright, kid, let's blow this thing and go home!

Source: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

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Gaston: *holds up two dozen eggs* Is this all the eggs we have?

Lefou: Yes. What are you making?

Gaston: Eggs.

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Tiana: What do you do when you need to get something done?

Anna: Scream.

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I sent you this chart because I sent it to many, many fandom parody tumblrs (Sweary She Ra, a lot of "incorrect quote" tumblrs...). I'd find it funny to see their take on their fandom's characters. If you wouldn't have fun doing it, don't, and I'm sorry for bothering you.

Don't worry, you're not bothering me. I was just a little confused is all. I'm sorry, but big charts actually intimidate me a bit. Have a nice day!

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https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/tr00jv/i_offer_you_the_new_alignment_chart/

I'm sorry, I don't think I understand the question.

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Flynn: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch.

Rapunzel: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes froot loops.

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Anna, age 8: *runs into screen door* Ouch!

Anna: Well, now I know what it’s like to be a fly.

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*Marie and Berlioz are fighting*

Berlioz: Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Marie: Berlioz.

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Elsa: You know when you know someone and then you see they have another life away from you and it feels weird?

Anna: Like when you see your teacher at the grocery store weird, or like when someone you’ve known for a long time starts wearing a cowboy hat weird?

Elsa: The first thing weird.

Anna: That’s good, ‘cause I was thinking about getting a cowboy hat.

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Maui: Do you want me to be like you or totally honest?

Moana: Are you saying I’m a liar?

Maui: I’m saying you’re an optimist. Same thing, basically.

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Ryder: *peeling a banana* May I take your jacket, sir?

Honeymaren, a few feet away: Do you think other people just can’t hear you?

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Aurora: Meg, what would you do if you thought you might be in love?

Megara: Try to snap out of it and dump the slacker before he had the chance to break my heart and crush what few dreams I had left.

Aurora: Okay... *backs away slowly*

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Lumiere: Some people are like slinkies. They’re useless most of the time but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Adam: Where’s Cogsworth?

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Interviewer: So what kinda fella would you be into?

Elsa: *Gay Silence*

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Ursula: Allow me to introduce my Sister Morgana, the second most powerful witch in all of the oceans, and the best nose surgeon in Beverly Hills!

Triton: Nose job? But I don't understand! She's already HAD a nose job. It was her sweet sixteen present. 

Ursula: It's much worse than that. If you do not hand over your trident immediately, Morgana will give your precious daughter back... HER OLD NOSE! 

(Holds up a picture of Ariel with a witch's nose)

Ariel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Where did you get that? 

Source: Spaceballs