i write smut and stuff

requests? they're open! i can also write tøp fanfics

[just-shower-thoughts]

Today’s date, 2-20-2018, looks like it’s stuttering.

[natxpack]

🎶Rubber ducky you’re the one; You make bath time so much fun! 🎶

@danielhowell

-please don’t repost/remove captions. I appreciate all likes and reblogs though-

P.S. the official dan x duck ship is Dank. Just so you know.

Art Instagram: natxpack

[theraeandgo]

the one night where im in crisis mode and none of the suicide chatlines are working god this is so great im so happy right now nothing could make this better (sarcasm)

national suicide prevention lifeline: “If the service appears offline or busy, please call the Lifeline at 1-800-273 TALK (8255). We are available 24/7.”

try calling if you can, sweets. if not, keep trying the chat.

please stay.

[theraeandgo]

reblogging for a couple of anons i received.

i love you

[phan-x-reader]

yo. its rowan live and in stereo.

YE im trans fuckers. he/him, used to be liz. sup fuckers

okay so this account was like ABANDONED so i wanted to pop back in and say hey

so hey! how are you guys doing?

sam (previously shane) still doesnt have data so like i doubt he'll be on ever, but im here! yo!

i probably wont continue the smutshot i teased. i honestly lost the file. yeah.

so that's fun. see yall later

-r

[phan-x-reader]

Mommy (Dan x Reader TEASER)

So far, y/n had been wasting her day watching a Fullmetal Alchemist marathon since 7 that morning. Phil had left around 8 to visit his friend PJ, and Dan had been in his room for seemingly all day. So there she sat, eyes trained on the screen. Every once in awhile, she dipped her hand into her snack mix bowl, shoveling a handful of pretzels, crunchy cheetos, and cheese balls into her mouth.

Footsteps came from the hall, and y/n turned her head to see Dan in a set of all black lingerie. She looked him up and down, setting the bowl that was on her lap aside as Dan took a seat on her thighs.

“What’s all this, Dan?” She asked, confused. Biting her lip gently, she could only imagine what this could lead to.

“I wanted to try something new. Is that alright, Mommy?" He asked innocently, looking up at her from behind his eyelashes.

Oh, damn, that look. It killed her. He almost looked sinless, as if he wasn’t asking y/n to fuck him, his request wrapped in the clothing of false innocence.

it’s liz, live and in stereo. i've been working on this smutshot for a while, though it’s not done, so i decided to post a teaser to see what you guys think. it’s supposed to be co-written by shane, and it originally was, though problems have arisen between us and it probably won’t be anymore. either way, please comment what you think of the teaser and if i should post the full smut

[phan-x-reader]

proof liz is an idiot 1 (not a phan x reader shot)

[I just realized I was logged into shane’s account. this blog is on both our accounts but he was logged in on my laptop. i’m back on mine, now. hA]

[phan-x-reader]

announcement (2)

it’s liz, live and in stereo.

shane has his phone back (with restrictions) as a trust test of sorts, though I’m not sure if he’ll be posting, and if he is, how often. I hope to get this sorted out asap. thanks for understanding, guys.

[phan-x-reader]

announcement

it’s liz, live and in stereo.

shane won’t be making any appearances on this account often (maybe not even at all, I don’t know quite yet)

his mother took his phone permanently due to him not waking up on time. he no longer has his tablet, for whatever reason.

I’ll do whatever I can to make sure shane still has a full part in this account, he created it and he technically is the owner, whether he’s here or not.

NOTE: shane and I have been working on a smut-shot that I will be working on with him on Monday at lunch at school. it should be posted sometime next week.

[phan-x-reader]

just a thing but like read it

heyall its shane making an announcement.

so theres like two people on this acc, liz (she/they) and shane (he/him). and we have two different styles, liz’s being more descriptive and easier to imagine. mine, on the other hand; is like all over the place.

sometimes we might do an entire fic together as a collab, which will probably happen a lot. we actually both know eachother irl so thats cool we might go live sometimes idk man.

and we both like heathers the musical so thats a thing

- shane                                                                                                                     12:38 a.m.                                                                                                                5 . 16 . 2017

[phantasticfanfic-blog]

Dan and Phil Preferences

Dating Dan would include:

·         Dan promising to cook your dinner and ending up just ordering pizza

·         You shipping Phan even though your together

·         Dan being really awkward to kiss because he is so tall and Phil laughing at you

·         Dan refusing to see a horror movie at the cinema but not minding you taking him to watch Disney films

·         You secretly watching him film videos because he feels stupid when you’re behind the camera

·         You having to tell someone who is flirting with you you’re dating Dan because he is too awkward to do it himself

·         Unless he is really frustrated

·         You agree not to get each other presents at Christmas because you both feel like you could have got something better but getting each other stuff anyway

·         Making Dan get hyped for a new season

·         Dan hating nicknames except when you call him a squish

·         You beating Dan at certain games

·         “I hate you.”

·         “Love you too.”

·         Mocking him because of his messy hand writing

Dating Phil would include:

·         You and Phil having to ask Dan about things you’ve seen on the internet because you both don’t know if it’s real or not

·         Phil getting really excited about when you find an anime he hasn’t heard of

·         Phil generally getting excited about everything

·         You borrowing Phil’s straighteners and forgetting to give them him back

·         Browsing candle stores together

·         You trying to tell Phil how amazing he is and him trying to change the subject

·         Phil persuading you to start a youtube channel

·         Showing Phil weird things from tumblr

·         “I can’t find my Nyan Pixel t-shirt.”

·         “Have you checked under the bed?”

·         “… Found it.”

·         Throwing his Totoro plush at him to make him jump

Here is a little thing to keep y’all happy. I’ll try and get some new fanfiction up soon! Remember requests are always open!

[phan-x-reader]

poly!phan x reader smut headcanons

dan: -secret kink: lingerie -rough, but he has safewords -he’s such a t e a s e omg -kinky af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -he loves thighs like aaa -bought “toys” for [y/n] for when he’s away -loves when [y/n] screams his name his name in your contacts: daddy💕💦 your name in his contacts: kitten💞

phil: -secret kink: pain -gentle bean -[y/n] teases him a more tbh -best aftercare he’s so sweet -whispers loving nothings during sex -refuses without verbal confirmation -he loves those moans and little noises you make -master of hickeys his name in your contacts: daddy🌸💓 your name in his contacts: princess👑💗

[y/n]: secret kink: bdsm (only a lil tho) -teasing/being teased is just her fav -says things differently depending on if it’s dan or phil -working when she’s horny is not gonna happen -when she comes she screams their* full name (daniel/philip [* whoever is inside her]) -loves riding them -she is always making them jealous so she’ll get an extra good fuck