saucy phan action

officially the worst phan food pun name ever

[lonelyinglamorous]

i made a dumb thing with giphy because phil did the money finger thing and that speaks to my soul. please steal it for all your reaction gif needs.

[xjxymi-deactivated20200816]

Watch out phil there’s a stalker fan behind you, OH NO HE CANT HEAR US HE HAS AIRPODS IN, PHIL BRO TURN AROUND

[gryphll]

Happy Birthday @amazingphil !!! Thank you so much for all you do and bringing joy & happiness to so many! 🌱🌵

[artofthephan]

Dan, flirting with Phil: here’s 5 bucks

[phanchilada]

Dan, flirting harder: Hello danisnotoninteresting, thank you for joining membership for AmazingPhil

[pjsforestkid]

Time For Change

[dannierights]

phil is an interior design gay

[demonphannie]

phil is a tacky gay and thats why lesbians love him

ur mathematic mind is so powerful

[moonchair]

I’m just concerned for all you queers… As an umbrella term. It is for basically. I like that as a word for just everything that isn’t normative, which is, you know, straight white cis males that are born in Catholic countries and rich families — the opposite of the current society privilege — as an umbrella term for people who maybe aren’t represented or treated as fairly that society should work on representing more, indeed.

part 1 // part 2

[alittledizzy]

For the anon a couple weeks ago that asked me about references to Phil drinking instant coffee in fic and if that was canon or not: 

Dan: It’s a bean grinder. You don’t even do that, you’re an instant peasant. Phil: I’m not an instant peasant- Dan: You are. Phil: I just think it tastes nicer. Dan: You’re someone that’s obsessed with coffee, that has instant coffee. You’re an oxymoron. Phil: Whenever someone says to me - ‘ooh this is like a delicate blend’ - it’s like, ugh. Dan: Whereas you just have like, Nescafe Original. Phil: It’s nice! Dan: You’re a coffee pleb. Phil: I’m not- I’m not a pleb- Dan: Just accept it.

- 1:12 into DIL GETS A PET (link)

[elinaisafail-blog]

yeah, right

[pseudophan]

phil’s new video is top 10 tricks and tips on how to commit tax fraud

[phanchilada]

Excellent. The three things i love the most in this wretched world: fraud, adult content, and amazingphil.

[dansleftthigh]

are you ever minding your own business and then suddenly you remember script for rejects 2 exists

[cherryscentedlube]

we were robbed…

[pseudophan]

not to tip the teacup but has phil ever had his own opinion on something?

kanye is cancelled listen to sophie

[amazingphiw]

first kiss

[alphadogpng]

bearded phil: a somewhat cursed concept

reblogs are very much appreciated :)

[danphil]

calling ourselves phillies and dannies is the same as calling ourselves phillions and danosaurs, u all just decided along the way this is less cringe send tweet

[phanchilada]

[sharkdan]

bAbY w E dOnT nEEd tO liSteN tO ALL THe PeoPLe