a.little.dizzy

mandy. old. no, whatever you're thinking, older than that. she/her. dan and phil, scream/horror, scifi, minecraft and other random shit i love. I am an adult. If you are under 18, please do not follow or interact. I write and reblog explicit fic. You are welcome to block me to ensure my content does not show up on your feed! Don't be a dick. :)

[inprnt]

“waiting for Christmas” by Selynn Lee on INPRNT

[azuphere]

OH

[thickness-protection-program]

According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies

[guerrillatech]

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[purpurussy]

it's like the interviewer prepared a bunch of questions and dnp prepared a bunch of answers but the answers and the questions belong to 2 completely different conversations

[ahappydnp]

dan nudging phil under the table to answer first oughh

[purpurussy]

i am tentatively stepping a single toe on marriage hill

[dansphreckles]

[ursiday]

Earth

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[crimsolyn]

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

[thememedaddy]

[ahappydnp]

hey, do you know what jameela jamil's problem with them was? those radio shows were awkward

imagine being the first female and one of very few POC presenters on radio 1 after spending years in professional media only to be told that your chart show will now include 2 silly internet boys whose goal is to make your show silly too. btw they had no real experience and were given this job without even seeking it out. oh and they're now the most popular and celebrated djs on the station winning an award in their first year and also lines of fans appear wherever they are

like as a dnp fan them on the chart show was sooo fun and they were dumb and just doing whatever <33 but also imagine if right now your boss came in and said "we're adding a 23 year old tiktoker who's gonna play around with his friend to your job :)"

[delsicle]

My ethically sourced organic farm to table rpf

[dragongirlbunny]

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

[somethingsomethingwizard]

willy wonka creation

[brawltogethernow]

Look what my friend with no social media posted to the chat with the damning staggered timestamps of 1:11, 1:37, and 1:42 A.M.

[waitingforthecat]

Image description: art showing a person holding a small figure, text above them reads: "Thinking about the character", the words "the character" are the same color as the figure the person holds. In the second image the person still holds the figure now their mouth is wide open. In the last the person is biting down on the figures head, while holding it, stretching its body. end Image description