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animalsnaps

Animal snaps

ruinedchildhood

Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander

chaoticreation

We need an environment where we can thrive. This place is toxic to our health.

I don’t have the energy to explain from my point of view right now. But this is all I want for my birthday (February 6th, 2019) so if you could help out in any way possible, I’d appreciate it. I’m so scared for our lives right now. I’m sick of being my mom’s burden, because she can’t go to a hospital without it meaning my death. I’m sick of feeling like I’d be better off dead just so that she can get the healthcare she so desperately needs. I’m sick of not living. I’m sick of not being independent. I’m sick of everything.

If you can’t afford to help financially, please signal boost this. I can’t survive without her because I’m disabled, and SSI doesn’t offer a living wage. But I can’t handle sharing every space with her. The sicker she gets, the more she invades my spaces, and the less I can do for myself. The less enjoyment I have.

I’m begging. We’re both begging. The sooner we can get in, the better.

catchymemes

stars-bean

“You like sugar, huh?” “Is there sugar in syrup?” “Yes.” “Then yes!”

Elf (2003) dir. Jon Favreau

ayot4life

Yo! @staff

Why do all the black hash tags no longer exist?

And yet we still have all of these…

You have some explaining to do staff

naran-ja-deactivated20161104

I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PHONE. Black girls doesn’t even fucking work. Please boost this guys! PLEASE!

sirblazebot

Because @staff are an obviously and blatant, group of racists who don’t bother to hide it. They support white nationalists, nazis, and any prick with a complexion even mildly close to the mayonnaise. They can blur all the blogs and delete all the hashtags, but they can’t delete the folks behind everything. @staff can still suck a dick though.

gitsie007

Oh shit…

stream

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

bob-belcher

I got an email from a guy who said that he was really depressed and was about to hurt himself when a friend called and asked him to go dancing. He said no, he didn’t want to go out. And then after he hung up the phone, he remembered that line: “Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy.” So he called the friend back, went dancing, had a great time, decided not to kill himself and wrote me a letter saying, “That line saved my life.” I was weeping [reading that]. What an offhand line to end up being so meaningful to someone. That blew my mind. (x)

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yuzupool

i’ve been comprimised

dvas-mech-deactivated20160528

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

kreature-ofthenight

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

divine-noire

I’m a lesbian and somehow I manage to walk down the street and not ogle women I find attractive, or cat call or degrade them, or touch them without permission, or interrupt their daily lives, it’s almost as if I’m treating them like human beings despite my attraction to them. What an insane concept.

weareadvocates

omg same

notmadeofgold

We were arguing about dress code in a meeting at work. And while my department knows I’m queer the other departments did not. As people (men) were saying that women showing skin and wearing tight clothes was distracting. I spoke up finally and said.

“I’m attracted to women.”

Everyone turned and looked at me and I was like “uhhh” so I finished.

“I’m attracted to women and I can still do my job. Regardless of what someone in my class is wearing. I can still teach. So why can’t you?”

The men all stayed silent.

tweetworld

Every teacher needs to be like this

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bunjywunjy

casual reminder that Jaguars are maybe three evolutionary transitions from becoming really badass seals

mugwomps

God that would be terrifying; you’re out for a cool swim, feel something brush by your leg and look underwater to see A Very Large Cat looking back. With interest.