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Welcome to a hodgepodge of shit

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

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[phantasticreblogs-blog]

ironic since i work at home depot

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requested by  hyelinlovebot

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requested by  stressedoutkitten

[ebrennan]

I need $5000 and an iced coffee

[stargir1z]

im very sorry your mother waited 9 months for your cringy ass to come out.

listen, i am very thankful for people taking their time to explain their stance and why they think im wrong but this is just mean bro

[phantasticreblogs-blog]

@anon sorry your mother waited 9 months for your coward ass to come out. Face someone instead of hiding behind a wall.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[shy-marker-pliers]

Jack: *laughs* siri sucks

Siri: we’ll see who’s laughing when i give away your address you moldy potato

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

It is now complete. First time doing calligraphy in god knows how long. But here he is.

submitted by @chelstheshitpostingghost

brilliant. groundbreaking

[ry-spirit-deactivated20200817]

ya wanna go mate

[smilingstark]

spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can. spins a web, any size. turns to ash right before our eyes

[princekendallroy]

look out he goes the spiderman

[prophaness]

Big Fall Vibes ™

Click for better quality cuz tumblr sucks

reblogs and likes appreciated!!

[miiriya]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

not like anyone would care if i accidentally flash them

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[retrogamingblog]