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[mynameismichealwithab-deactivat]

I made a meme

I hope yall like my meme :)

[applebean]

Can you believe he built the MCU in a cave with a box of scraps

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

The fact that Steve hasn’t told any Marx Brothers level corny jokes in the MCU is a crime and you know it. I swear to god. That was the brand of humor popular in the thirties and forties. Steve would absolutely say “I once shot a nazi in my pajamas.” And everyone would be like “really?” And he’d totally deadpan be like “yeah, how he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.” And while I’m certain that Thor, Clint, and Peter would fuckin love that everyone else would hate it. Natasha might personally kill him I’m not sure.

[itsallavengers]

Imagine Peter Parker going into Stark Industries on his first day at the Internship and accidentally colliding headfirst into another kid’s chest whose arms are full of papers and sheets and stuff, and they end up getting into a stand-off in the middle of the hall because uh ‘WATCH WHERE UR GOING ASSFACE I SPENT TWO HOURS ORGANISING THOSE SHEETS’ and ‘LISTEN PAL IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU WERE SKIPPING AROUND IN THE CORRIDOR WITH YOUR HEADPHONES IN, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I’VE GOT VERY GOOD REFLEXES SO IT’S YOUR SPACIAL AWARENESS THAT’S THE ISSUE HERE’ and Peter is already running late & he can’t stop to argue, so he resists the urge to web that pretty dumb kid’s mouth up and just storms off, leaving Mr Obnoxious to sort out his papers on his own.

Anyway cut to lunch break, and Tony lets Peter take his break in his office with him so they can talk about the recent mission while they’re both free, and so for a while Peter’s just chilling with Tony sortin’ out spiderman stuff, and then suddenly the door just flies open and someone weirdly familiar says ‘Sup Tony, you would not BELIEVE the morning I’ve just had– you got any coffee? Well not for long’ and the boy, THE boy who was the ASSHOLE and who was also IRRITATINGLY PRETTY and YELLED AT PETER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CORRIDOR  just waltzes into Tony’s office and steals the thermos from Tony’s hands, casual as anything. Until he locks eyes with Peter, and his gaze narrows and both of them give eachother death-stares like “it’s you.”

And Tony, bc he is an Oblivious Bitch, just says “Yeah lol I’ve partnered you together for the project! Figured it’d be nice for you to get to know one another. Harley, meet Peter. I’m sure you’re gonna get along like a house on fire!’

[patchesthegreat]

my favorite part of Captain Marvel was when Ronan promised to return fo Carol not knowing he’d eventually be murdered by four doofuses who are really upset about a dead tree

[cillianmurphy]

Avengers Endgame will premiere in 14 hours so reblog this post to let your followers know that you will NOT be posting from footage of the movie (only from officially released clips) AND that you will be tagging spoilers

[sreppub]

ok someone suggested more science bros and you might not have meant romantically sorry but i just had the biggest galaxy brain of my entire fucking life: BRuce/Tony Parent Trap AU with harley and peter

- (ignoring the absolutely wild logic behind the divorce settlement in any parent trap movie ever) - bruce’s kid turned out tech-y and tony’s kid turned out bio-chem-y and it reminds the dads of each other every day - the boys meet at science camp and completely nerd out on who the other one’s dad is - very quickly turns into a rivalry bc your dad is cool but mine is better - have the same dorky sense of curiosity and humour that makes them (and made their dads) excellent Science Bros - peter pushes harley’s stark industries internship application through and harley convinces his dad’s colleague betty to hire peter as a summer assistant - oh no the plot is coming together in my head. i don’t have time for this

[smilingstark]

imagine peter knowing about all the gossip that’s happening in school because of his enhanced hearing. a group of girls talking about someone cheating on her boyfriend? he hears it. people discussing the answers to a math quiz he’s gonna take? he knows about it. someone’s getting suspended for drawing 33 dicks on a restroom door? sometimes he wishes he couldn’t hear at all

[smilingstark]

pepper: caffeine raises anxiety levels

tony: *hands shaking, heart pounding* sounds fake but okay

[captainmarvall]

an all female avengers movie with thor being the token male in the group

[xspiderfanx]

@thor-appreciation-blog

[smilingstark]

it’s 3am. witching hour. my limbs feel lighter. a portal appears at the foot of my bed. there is a shadow near my door. i am ascending.

[smilingstark]

i just saw someone tag something as #tw america and i lost my shit why is that so funny

[mxwormie]

sleepy on main

[cuntissimo]

absolutely fatigued on main

[alwayslively05]

Fucking exhausted on main

[smilingstark]

peter: i have a science headcanon

tony: a hypothesis?

peter:

peter: so about my science headcannon-

[smilingstark]

I didn’t know you were Muslim! You’ve never mentioned it lol

i think i have but it’s like,,, all the way back in my blog but yeah assalamualaikum my dude welcome to the party

[smilingstark]

tony: life’s a party and i’m the piñata

[smilingstark]

honestly if tony stark dies i’d still be posting about him like as if he isn’t