Random Spectre

I'm just a average guy who likes sleeping and writing. Aroace, 20+, He/They.

[phantom-d2]

Blah blah tumblr sucks blah blah

Whatever

[fanfictionimg]

President Goku slams his fist on his desk and screams into his phone. “I dont give a hot gay fuck what congress says! Legalize weed, dude!”

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[k20spock]

im making it my mission to reblog as many images of disco elysium women as possible i played disco elysium without knowing it has many incredible, important, complicated women in it and i need to make sure no one else succumbs to that fate. look at me. i know everyone is posting about those gay detectives but you need to understand. there are women in disco elysium. and they're good.

[k20spock]

what they don't tell you is this game has klaasje amandou. it has ruby the instigator. it has cunoesse, cindy the skull, elizabeth beaufort, lilienne carter, acele berger, soona luukanen-kilde, joyce messier, lena, neha, the insulindian phasmid. have i mentioned it has klaasje amandou.

[chobbits]

The insulidian phasmid is a girl ???

[k20spock]

by virtue of being a parthenogenic species, yep!

[rocketbirdie]

guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.

also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you

[nikoriis]

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[holyunholy]

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

[holyunholy]

sorry, Dr. Dude

[thepioden]

Dude et. al.

[wormofmouth]

need y'all to know that most academics have publicly searchable email addresses and this not only makes their day but they can put nice emails in their giant packets for applying for jobs or tenure. "hi i read your paper for a class and it was very helpful, im at xyz college and the class is blah with professor blah" is sufficient and ENORMOUSLY helpful

[link-the-feral-anon]

It seems that, once again, when you can't kudos, commenting is the way to go

[hotgirlmeg]

[alexsiple]

their name is nelly and they're annoying

[snoopylovessoup]

[shadow-von-vamp]

speaking of berdly i kept thinking about this picture last night and laughing

[gandalfsbignaturals]

what if instead of paying companies to delete our info off of databases periodically we like. idk. passed a law that said companies couldnt do that anymore. and set up some kind of task force to disband all the companies that do that. thatd be cool

[theycantalk]

schedule

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[dreamyphantasia]

how it feels

[coolxatu]

[bai-marionette-deactivated20180]

*leaves

[coolxatu]

where are you going