BEGRUVIA

I'm what you would call a 'phantom' (sfth rp blog for both Begruvia and Andrews)

[phantomofhornchurch]

(The grounds of Hornchurch Country Park open up, the sounds of hell echo through the trees. The grass, previously illuminated by the moonlight, now reflected the red fires of the underworld.

Claws grip at the edge of the crack as a human (no, not human) a humanoid.. thing climbs out. It grunts, as it pulls himself upwards, onto the earth above.

The thing snarls, its sharp teeth shining in the fire-light. Something growls, but not their stomach.)

Hungry..

(Phantom Begruvia is open for asks)

Hi! It's Asher (he/she/they - @phantombegruvia (try not to confuse the two!)) making another rp blog. Why? Because I'm bored, and because my main sfth blog is Begruvia's name and I want to write him having a tantrum about him not having his name as his url.

Any mod posts will be in normal text. (And in the tags!!)

(Any narration will be italicized and in brackets)

Begruvia will be in red (he/it/they)

Please specify who you are asking questions to, it makes it so much easier for me :)

Father Andrews will be yellow/orange/whatever colour this is (he/him)

Andrews!Antichrist will be pink (he/him)

Also while your here check out my TSP Jimmy blog! @internconstablejimmy (he'll become active eventually don't worry)

[phantomofhornchurch]

Hey guys, what’s up with… Him (points at Antichrist Andrews)

Don't. Just.. don't. Don't even look at him.

[phantomofhornchurch]

Andrews, if you *had* to say something good about Begruvias contubutions to your home, what would you say?

I guess.. it's been less lonely? Sure, it can't cook and they barely know how to clean.. but I've enjoyed having their company.

Also, I don't think I've ever seen it this happy.

(he clears his throat)

[phantomofhornchurch]

Ohhhhhhh antichrist!!! It’s been a while since we’ve chatted. What’ve you been up to you little rapscallion?

I've been.. bored. So, so bored. I just want a host!

(from the other room) you aren't getting one!

Agreed!

(he groans) I don't see what the issue is.

...

And never, and I do mean never, call me that again. I could literally crush you in my palm.

No he can't, don't worry!

Ugh!

[phantomofhornchurch]

Hey. What’s up with you guys.

[I really like these two but this blog is older than my knowledge of it, is there any Lore or just Vibes?]

Well, nothing much, right now. We had a run in with that guy over there (he points to the Antichrist), but, he's more or less harmless now. A nuisance if anything, really.

Hey!

But now we been living together while I have been in hibernation. I'm awake now. And hungry.

You're always hungry!

My lord, please shut him up.

[phantomofhornchurch]

begruvia, what's your favourite fast food chain?

...

Yes.

[phantomofhornchurch]

WE’RE SO BACK GUYS HOW YOU DOING WOOP WOOP 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

We are doing.. good, I suppose. Or doing as good as I can when living with a phantom from Hell.

I'm doing very well! (It says, as it takes a bite of their footlong sub.)

Yes.. we are doing very well. Thank you.

[phantomofhornchurch]

Hi! My name is Rupert, I'm 5. My older brother stopped me from talking to a little bit of people for a bit, but I just wanted to say Hi! And welcome back? Also, how old are you? And why do you have horns? Are you a demon?

- @rupertsr-and-jr

Hello.. little boy. No, I'm not a demon. I just.. share similar characteristics to them.

...

Andrews! There is a tiny child talking to me!

Ah, hello little one. Welcome to St. Andrew's Church, ignore them.

Rude. (The beast huffs)

How can I help? Are you lost at all?

[phantomofhornchurch]

h e l l o a g a i n

-🐢

Hello?

Turtle! Hello!

[phantomofhornchurch]

D’you prefer guys or gals? Ignore wether they’re followers of god or not rn

That's not important.

Why would I prefer one over the other?

They mean romantically, Begruvia.

And I'm still asking why would I prefer one over the other?

[phantomofhornchurch]

*Gets on Begruvia's shoulders and rides him like the beast Sam played in OMGITAJ*

..why? Can you get off now? ..please?

[phantomofhornchurch]

What is your biggest pet peeve?

- 💚

The antichrist.

I agree.

...

What is a 'pet peeve'?

[phantomofhornchurch]

//OOC POST!

Hiiiiiii yes you did see that right I'm bringing these guys #BACK (for now, I can't promise that I'll be staying)

Right now, I'm probably not going to continue any of the main storylines (i.e. the whooole antichrist thingy) so.. uh sorry about that (they might come back later)

Feel free to send asks to the antichrist anyway! He's still a character in this (unfortunately /silly) and also do send in angsty asks still I enjoy traumatising my guys so you should enjoy it to :]

Anyway okay yeah that's all I think I just wanted to give an update on what's happening here mmkay seeyousooooon

- Asher <3

[phantomofhornchurch]

Hey, I haven’t seen you guys in a while, how have you been????

-🐢

In hibernation.

I've been overseeing his hibernation.. and, no, I didn't realise phantom's hibernate.

We don't.

I- what?

Can we get Greggs?

(sighs) sure.

What about me?

No.

[phantomofhornchurch]

@the-astral-coven

Margery shoves the door of the sanctuary open and strides inside. The antichrist and Begruvia look up at the sound of the heavy wooden door creaking on its hinges, and are treated to the sight of  Margery marching towards them, dragging Frankie along behind her by the arm. The boy is struggling in her grip and making muffled sounds of protest, but his mouth stays clamped shut, almost as if it's been magically sealed. 

Well! Glad to see that you're still cooped up in here, or this would have been a bloody waste of my time. Listen up, I have a proposition for you. -📱 

Frankie suddenly manages to wrench his arm out of her grasp. He turns to run for the door, but Margery rolls her eyes and lazily waves her hand. Frankie’s knees and ankles snap together and he trips, falling flat on his face with a grunt of pain. Margery hauls him up again, giving him a shake for good measure. 

None of that, you cheeky little shit. You're not going anywhere. -📱

She turns back to the antichrist and gives him a saccharine smile. 

Now, where was I? Oh, yes. I understand you have it out for this one, and his other little friend, the burgeoning witch? I'd like to propose a trade: you make an oath that you won't destroy the human race, and in return, I hand this one over to you to be your new vessel. Promise me a place in hell's new regime and I'll even tell you where the other one's hiding. Sound fair? -📱 

An angel, hm? Well.. they are more powerful than a priest.

(Begruvia looks panicked.)

But what would be the point of having an all powerful vessel if I'm not allowed to purge the earth of the vermin that are humans?

[the-astral-coven]

Look kid, I know that as far as your time actually on earth is concerned, you're pretty inexperienced, so let me lay it out for you. Killing all humans and ruling over the planet sounds fun and everything until you realize that they're a BIG part of the fuckin' ecosystem. Without humans around, the work that the legions of hell will have to do to make earth something worth ruling over is gonna be way more than you want to deal with. Even though it's more complicated up front, enslaving humanity is gonna be the way to go here. -📱

Margery smiles, and shakes Frankie by the arm again.

And what better way to enslave humanity than through a vessel they think is on their side? -📱

As Margery speaks, a soft *meow* catches Begruvia's attention. A very familiar orange longhair slinks up to him and rubs against his legs affectionately. Overlord looks up into Begruvia's eyes, and the phantom could swear the cat winks at him before he darts over to the antichrist and swipes at its ankles with an angry hiss.

Oi, get out of here you bloody pest! -📱

Margery waves her hand at the cat, but he dodges past her and runs deeper into the church and out of sight. Begruvia doesn't have much time to wonder over the series of events before a familiar voice sounds quietly in the back of his mind.

Pssst. Hello? Begruvia? Father Andrews? Can you two hear this? It's me...Julian. -🚗

[phantomofhornchurch]

(The Antichrist mulls the proposal over in his head)

-

Julian, son? I can hear you, kid.

What's going on, why is Margaery making a deal with him-

What's Overlord doing here?

Calm down, Begruvia. I don't know much of what's going on, and I'm sure that Margaery has a plan, right Julian?

-

I guess you're right.. enslaving the entire human race could be quite enjoyable.

[the-astral-coven]

Exactly, now you’re getting it. So if you’re amenable, I’ll just form a ritual circle here? -📱 

Margery shoves Frankie to the ground at the antichrist’s feet and reaches into the satchel at her side, pulling out a handful of candles. She begins placing the candles in a circle around the two of them, gesturing for Begruvia to step out of her way as she approaches him. 

Budge up there, Groovy, I don’t want you in my way and mucking this up. -📱 

As she works, Julian’s voice continues in Andrews and Begruvia’s heads.

It’s okay, stay calm, both of you…we have a plan. Margery is going to pretend that she’ll transfer the antichrist out of Father Andrews’s body and into Frankie’s. But we don’t want him to get suspicious…so she really is performing the ritual. It has to be real right up until the last possible second. Then, as soon as Father Andrews gets control of his body back, the two of you need to break the ritual circle and stop her. I’m just far enough away now that we don’t think the antichrist can sense me…Overlord is acting as a sort of anchor for my power, and will alert me when the two of you make your move. Then I’ll teleport there and between the five of us, we should be able to overpower the antichrist and send him back to hell. Understand? -🚗

[phantomofhornchurch]

I understand, but I fear what could happen if the ritual works. I don't want the boy to go through what I have been through.

It's caused me to feel a little insane, admittedly.

I don't fully trust this plan.. it could easily fail and who knows what he'd do in an angels body.

Are you completely sure about this?

[phantomofhornchurch]

you're doing your best, begruvia <3 (offers a head pat, if he wants. or a hug, if he doesn't want head pats)

Uh, both. Both would be nice, please.

[local-human-disaster]

(gives him both a hug and head pats <33)

[phantomofhornchurch]

Thank you.

I.. appreciate it.

[phantomofhornchurch]

Hey Begruvia would you like to go commit tax fraud? It’s a very evil thing to do!

-🐢

(Crime can be considered evil right?)

Tax fraud.. that does sound quite evil..