Born too late. Elim Garak, you would have loved Real Housewives and the Bravo Universe
Born too late. Julian Bashir, you would have loved to hate watch Grey's Anatomy and hinge
Born too late. Benjamin Sisko, you would have loved Home Depot and hand painting miniatures
Born too late. Miles O’Brien, you would have loved fixing up old cars and fishing
Born too late. Jadzia Dax, you would have loved Balatro and vaping (Watermelon mint)
Born too late. Kira Nerys, you would have loved laser tag and getting banned from r/politics for telling people to KYS
Born too late. Odo, you would have loved Life360 and being the power-tripping mod of a Neighborhood Crime Watch Facebook group
Born too late. Quark, you would have loved recruiting people into MLMs and running a wildly unethical crypto empire.
