Under the Mask, Inside the Pants

I wear a luchador mask and comment on the dorkier aspects of life.

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On this week's episode of the Needless Things Podcast we talk WrestleMania 32! http://www.needlessthingssite.com/2016/04/needless-things-podcast-101.html?m=0 #podcast #podcasting #NeedlessThingsPodcast #Podbean #WWE #WWENetwork #wrestling #WrestleMania #WrestleMania32

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The Golden Girls fashion collection, debuting from Hot Topic on April 1st! (well done, Hot Topic) #GoldenGirls #HotTopic #aprilfools

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Oh, no! It looks like Ponch, John, and Ramon have their hands full today! #CHiPs #Colorforms #plasticstickslikemagic #butnotanymore #80stoys #80sTV

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I've been cleaning up old articles again and came across this one that I had forgotten about. Do you think somebody at Diamond Select Toys might have read it? http://www.needlessthingssite.com/2010/07/toy-review-how-ghostbusters-classics.html?m=1 #Ghostbusters #toystagram #toycollecting #actionfigures #MattyCollector #Mattel

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Sometimes you have to move everything. #toystagram #toycollecting #BuffytheVampireSlayer #SideshowCollectibles #DiamondSelectToys #HotToys

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Do I look pretty? #Batman #BatmanvSuperman #dawnofjustice #lipstick #prettyBatman

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WOW! Only ten bucks for three stories! I've already got 'em, but maybe you don't. Hit up Walmart. Which is something I don't like saying. #DoctorWho #Silurians #WarriorsoftheDeep #TheSeaDevils #JonPertwee #PeterDavison

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Kate McKinnon is all the best stuff in the trailer. #Ghostbusters #Shegon

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The Batbunny dropped by today. #Easter #Batman

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Pooped puppy. #Luna #Corgrador #puppy #snuggle #dogstagram #dognews #dogs

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#Batman #Superman #BatmanvSuperman #dawnofjustice #LEGO #toys #toystagram #toycollecting

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Time to head out! I'll have a review up later on the all-new Phantom Troublemaker Patreon! Support and share is you can! #Batman #Superman #BatmanvSuperman #dawnofjustice #NECA #actionfigures #toys #toystagram

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Watching Superman III. This is the cake you make for the world's greatest hero? Smallville, you should be as ashamed of yourselves for this as I am of myself for watching this movie. #Superman #cakefail #Smallville #Smallvilleisterrible

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Today I talk to writer, actor, and comedian Dana Swanson on this special centennial episode of the Needless Things Podcast! http://www.needlessthingssite.com/2016/03/needless-things-podcast-100-dana-swanson_25.html?m=0 #podcast #podcasting #NeedlessThingsPodcast #Podbean #dorkery #television #adultswim #Toonami #LeSexoflex #SummonerIV #DanaSwanson #interview

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Too many influences lost this week. It's Garry Shandling's Show meant everything to me when it was on. It changed who I am forever, influencing my sense of comedy and my perception of what a television show could be. Shandling was always an innovator, always ahead of the game. Every time I saw him he was doing something brilliant. This is the theme to Garry's Show,  The theme to Garry's show.  Garry called me up and asked if I would right his theme song.  I'm almost halfway finished,  How do you like it so far,  How do you like the theme to Garry's Show.  This is the theme to Garry's Show,  The opening theme to Garry's show.  This is the music that you hear as you watch the credits.  We're almost to the part of where I start to whistle. Then we'll watch "It's Garry Shandling's Show".  (whistles) This was the theme to Garry Shandling's show. 

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WE MUST FIND THIS. #Batdance #Prince #BigDaddyKane #princetagram

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GI Joe: A Real American Hero - Deviations from IDW. Hilarious. Recommended. #GIJoe #GIJoeARealAmericanHero #COBRA #IDWComics #comicbooks #comics #Deviations