What have we lost? Nothing

adult he/him or whatever

[phasepandemonium]

New header and icon!

Lightning bolt by kekai kotari

[grimoiremanifest]

situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

[grimoiremanifest]

Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it]

This insane update from Neocities

[yesterdaysprint]

The Ithaca Journal, New York, August 14, 1957

[neuteredcuck11]

I want to be trapped between four brunette department store mannequins unable to move as CO2 gas is pumped into the room suffocating me

[xteacupx]

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[moved-to-skyyism-deactivated202]

inking practice

[demilypyro]

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

[demilypyro]

[edgar-allan-possum]

My preferred way to watch the Star Wars movies is 4,5,1,2,3,6. Not saying this is objectively the best way, but it preserves most of the plot twists. In this order, the PT functions as an extended flashback after Vader reveals himself as Luke's father, showing what happened to him and providing context for both Vader's internal conflict and Palpatine's machinations in RotJ.

Additionally, the birth scene in RotS when Padmé names the second baby Leia becomes a kick in the teeth for first time viewers. If you watch OT then PT, you already have that information. If you watch PT then OT you don't even know those characters yet. This way it becomes a reveal that follows up on Yoda's "there is another" line and Leia being able to sense Luke with the Force in ESB. It works as well as any version of that reveal possibly could given the framework.

Also this way, you see Anakin's whole fall to the Dark Side, and then the next thing you turn on is RotJ, and Luke's first appearance in that movie has him lightly Force-choking Jabba's guards while wearing black Jedi robes similar to Anakin's in RotS. It offers just that little bit more uncertainty over whether Luke actually could fall.

[edgar-allan-possum]

I have my issues with TPM, but if you cut it, you lose a bunch of stuff.

You lose getting to see what Obi-Wan was like as a student.

You lose the scene where Anakin gives Padmé the jappor snippet, which comes back in RotS.

You lose the context that Anakin used to be a sweet kid, and the scene where Shmi tells Qui-Gon that he doesn't know greed! That's an important scene for Anakin's character!

Removing Qui-Gon makes a couple moments in AotC and RotS make no sense.

And you lose Darth Maul. He's not as important to the overall story, but he is pretty cool.

[edgar-allan-possum]

The prequels haters have started finding this post. Sorry I didn't preface it with every single problem with those movies so it would meet your approval, but sometimes I enjoy flawed things.

[a-quaint-device]

maybe I'm crazy but lately I've been thinking about 1-4-5-2-3-6. still preserves all those same plot twists, but gives TPM its own space separate from the clone wars arc (the folks who think TPM is unnecessary are wrong about that but correct that it feels a little disconnected from the rest of the trilogy), and the jump from 1 to 4 would give you a real sense of "holy shit what happened" ...has anyone tried em this way?

[edgar-allan-possum]

That's actually a fascinating idea and I'm getting the urge to do mad science on people who haven't seen SW yet to prove the perfect watch order

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[im-mender]

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[neutralspace]

[kitschadelic]

friend was lamenting the lack of girls in the shonen she was watching so I had some advice for her

[kitschadelic]

[juney-blues]

they put so much fucking sauce in the opening for trigun. watch this shit.