PhD Bimbo

An Australian grad student who wants to be a dumb bimbo.

[phdbimbo]

good girls love to be manhandled. 

i want to be a good girl. 

[phdbimbo]

my contact info

so a few people have messaged me anonymously to ask me if there’s anyway to contact me. i’m usually pretty keen to chat to people about this stuff, but i don’t want to post my contact info publicly so if you want to chat to me, either message me so i can respond privately, or provide your own details! 

[phdbimbo]

As someone just starting on bimbofication, you're an inspiration to me. I've really enjoyed reading (and edging to ;) ) your blog over the last couple days. Thanks for sharing! With regard to your PhD, I'm sure you'll figure out the right decision for you. The only thought I had was how amazing the dynamic would be working around many men who aren't used to women, especially not hyper-sexual sluts. A bimbo-scientist would be cool. You'd be like a real-life comic character. hehehe :)

haha i have thought of this, but i don't think it'd be as amazing as you say. not all scientists are not used to women - some are, but some are in long term relationships or married, and some know what they're doing and are super hot. :P plus i've already gotten to do this, sort of - i've definitely been flirty and naughty at uni before. i used to edge there a lot too! also thank you for the compliment! i'm super glad and also flattered that there are people edging to my blog. :)

[phdbimbo]

No, hottest would be if you decide to keep trying to finish your Ph.D but have made yourself too dumb that you physically are incapable of doing so anymore.

haha i thought of that, but i think if i focused i'd still be able to finish it. the other thought i had was trying to finish it, but not trying very hard. ;)

[phdbimbo]

a good girl is always ready for her man to come home. 

i want to be a good girl. 

[blowedd]

[eaticecreamfordinnerplease-blog]

I want to do this!

[helpforhelplessgirls]

I want one of my female followers to show a random stranger their titties today and tell me about it.

[phdbimbo]

i was feeling adventurous today and i totally did this! i went to uni cos i know there's lots of hot guys there and waited along one of the main walkways that's sheltered from view. i only had to wait for a few minutes before there was a hot guy walking toward me and no one else around.

so i flashed my titties! his eyes bugged out like he couldn't believe it and he walked straight at me. i jiggled them a little before putting them away just as he got near me. he was still staring at them tho and he was like "why did you do that?" it was so funny. i shrugged and giggled and told him i like guys looking at my titties and that he could touch them if he wanted. i ended up blowing him in a disabled toilet that we ducked into. he left straight after - he probably thought i was a weirdo. lol. but i stayed and edged for like half an hour. it was fun but now i'm even hornier. :P

[phdbimbo]

help!

so i’m thinking of doing a series of posts about stuff that i do to make me more like a bimbo, because people always ask me about that, but i can’t think of a better name than ‘stuff i do to make me more like a bimbo’. what should i call it?

[phdbimbo]

When is the last time you said "no" to a guy?

i literally don't remember. but i'm very forgetful.

[phdbimbo]

Why would such a good girl like you ever consider finishing a PhD? Academic failure is an incredibly attractive quality in a girl. If you finish, every man you're ever with will know that you could just stop being a bimbo any time you like. It's much better for us to know that you're a bimbo to the core, and have nothing tempting you away from the life of a scatterbrained, ditzy pet. I really hope you don't go back, it would be a waste of time, you'd regret it, and not be happy.

see i knew some guys thought this way! thanks for the input. ;)

[phdbimbo]

Lots of edging! Yay!

haha, exactly! yay! edging takes up so much of my time now. someone asked me a few weeks ago on here if i'm addicted to edging. i said i think i could stop if i wanted to, but i really don't want to. does that count as addicted?

[phdbimbo]

I know no one asked me, but I feel like a dummy with a PHD would be super awesome. I think it'd be super hot to be like "look how smart I used to be and how dumb I am now because I wanna be a perfect stupid pleasure toy." Just my little opinion. <3 Either way I wish you the best of luck!

except i'm at least a year and a half away from getting my phd, and i want to be a perfect stupid pleasure toy now! :P i see your point though.

[phdbimbo]

You are absolutely delicious. I know that people must ask you a lot of complex questions, but I don't want to needlessly distract you from edging and serving men. That being said, I would like to know how you communicate with male scholars on a daily basis. Isn't it stressful to try and remember all those big words like 'Doctorate Degree?' How do you manage? Never change, cumslut. :)

well i've been edging regularly for a long time but i really stepped it up when i was on holiday in the states and since being back home i haven't slowed down the edging or started back at my phd, so i can't really tell you what it's like! i have been to a few research meetings with my group since i got back - just to listen, since i have no new research to present - and i will say it's kind of like a language i'm forgetting. when people are talking, i can focus and totally follow what they're saying, but if i try to talk about it, i stumble over my words and get lost. also i get distracted really easily, but that's all the time, not just at uni. :P

[phdbimbo]

Don't give up on the PhD! There's NOTHING hotter than a girl that's super smart but is a complete and total slut for her man!

haha! i haven't decided to quit the phd yet, but i haven't decided to go back yet either. it's sort of just on hold. but the whole theme of my blog is how sexy it is to be dumb and silly as well as horny. :P i know lots of guys find it hot - i've seen the evidence. ;) even you reblogged a bunch of stuff about dumb horny girls! the real question is whether i want to be a dummy with a phd or a regular dummy.

[phdbimbo]

Oh hai, you're posting again. How are things? How's your bimbo journey progressing? We miss you :)

things are going pretty well! i’m back home, which isn’t as fun as being on holiday, but i’ve kept up all the edging i was doing while i was away, so i’m still feeling really horny and silly. i haven’t been back into uni yet, but even if i don’t go back for weeks and weeks, i can still continue my phd later. for now, i’m having so much fun edging all day and getting fucked when i can. :) 

[dearestdummies-deactivated20170]

Mansplainer Roullette

Here’s a fun summertime bimbofication game for girls who haven’t found a master yet. It’s called Mansplainer Roullette. Start by making a short list of men in your life who like to talk and have a tendency to condescend. These can be guys at work, school, who live in your building, work at stores you frequent, etc. 

Whenever you bump into one of these hunks, ask him lots of dumb questions that require him to explain things to you. Be particularly thick headed when he tries to teach you, forcing him to simplify multiple times. After a while, these guys will just assume you don’t understand anything and start automatically “mansplaining” any topic that comes up. BONUS! Every time a new man on your list starts treating you this way, you get to buy yourself a gorgeous new pair of shoes and edge while staring at them!!! 

[phdbimbo]

this game is so fun! there aren’t too many men in my life that im interacting with regularly at the moment, because i’m staying with friends in a foreign city, but i came up with a short list of three (i.e. all the guys i’m seeing regularly atm). call them E, M and J. 

turns out this game is also pretty easy! E knows all about computers so i asked him lots of questions about that. it was really easy to ask dumb questions because i don’t know lots about computers really - and the same with M and cameras (he’s a freelance photographer). i haven’t spoken to J yet and i don’t know what im going to ask him about, but i’ll see what he talks about. :)

it made me really wet. too. theres just something so easy about just smiling and giggling and letting a guy explain something - he’s enjoying it, and so i’m enjoying it, plus its so attractive when guys know stuff! the only thing i dont get so far is... why is it called roullette?

[phdbimbo]

Welcome back! What is your edging routine like?

well pretty much all my edging routine and ideas come from here, which is from one of my favourite blogs, furthereducationforwomen. i’m on holiday for a few months at the moment and i’ve been edging a lot, and pretty close to what that page says. 30 minutes at least when i wake up and before i sleep, plus throughout the day when i can, usually for at least five minutes an hour. sometimes i go longer than an hour, but sometimes i edge for an hour in the middle of the day, so i think it makes up for it. if i havent edged in a few hours i get really antsy anyway so i always end up doing it. :)  

[phdbimbo]

You're writing sizzles, it's great. Another aussie too :D Which bimbo do you find most appealing, a blissful stupidity, or a dull, abject idiot?

thanks so much! im not sure what the difference is. do you just mean being blissful or dull? obviously it depends which one guys enjoy more but i would think it would be blissful rather than dull! the point is for everyone to be happy. :)