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galgutz

she's so lovely.......i would make her a throne of the dead bodies of everyone who ever wronged them if they asked!!

ellielol

it has been so long since i had sex i think they've probably updated it a lot. is there any new maps or characters

nomorekneecapprivileges

yeah i just unlocked a new map called ur mom's house

ellielol

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brighteyedspitz

check out the whiskers on this dude we have at work rn

brighteyedspitz

went out and took some more pics of the whiskery dude. he is very sweet and lovey. his name is tokidoki btw.

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nobordersonlybuttcheeks

"(insert some goober male celebrity or character) is the protector of lesbians!" butches are the protectors of lesbians in all historical truth. Storme DeLarverie was patrolling the streets with a bat and then a gun, she was referred to as the guardian of lesbians in the village.

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tomatoluvr69

Bro I am crying. Crying. Nautical nonsense......it’s something I wish.......

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eroscestlavie

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)

eroscestlavie

happy pride

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rubysapphrald

i love that grimsley has a sharpedo i love it. guy and his pet shark. especially when you rematch him in bw and he has it on his team like the mental image of this bigass SHARK tearing it up in his indoor fancy casino chamber room and he’s like whooping and hollering with joy

rubysapphrald

girl on twitter said “he keeps it in a tank in the corner of his room to scare people” litcherally enamored with that idea. bonus if sharpedo itself is kind of a sweetie. guy shaking in his boots at the implicit threat of the bigass shark with huge razor teeth in the tank in the corner and then as soon as he’s gone grimsley sticks his hand in the water to pet it like omg who’s a good boy. who’s a good boy and sharpedo is like fuck yes it’s me

#txt #pokemon

demonius-darkblade

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed

clayboy2000-deactivated20210427

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

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37q

im not joking when i say that this meme single handedly got me invested in learning how the fuck electrical production works small scale so that i could explain it to somebody from a millennium ago

caspercryptid

If that's a thing that bothers you for more subjects then just electricity there's actually a book for this! That I own! That is both very stupid and fairly useful! And entertaining!

How to invent everything: a survival guide for the stranded time traveler is the book for you, complete with flowchart about how to identify what time you've landed yourself in! It's very funny and very fun and informative and starts with the production of written language and works it's way forward through inventions of varying complexity, all framed in the way of "so you got into this time machine from our company and it's broken, huh? Well tough fucking shit! Welcome to your new home!"

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