Signs you fucking with Humble Hood Dick (HHD)
Thank you to @super-sortahuman for the term HHD.
Y’all fucked for 6 hours and this person still smells like dreams coming true and Axe.
They NEVER warned you about their stroke game and when you finally experience it, you almost ask them to marry you, TWICE within the hour.
They don’t kick you out afterwards and actually rub your back and ask if you hungry or want something to drink.
If you do decide to leave, they walk you to your car. Like….
Your homies had to convince you to go to work the next day and not pull up on them ass naked with canned fruit and gummy worms.
You sent a “good morning” text with a nude, your social and Hulu Plus password.
If they asked you to have kid, there would be no questions asked.
They don’t brag about the dick game and that’s how ya ass got caught off guard.
They told you they had a bad day and you went outside and flipped ya middle finger up at the sky while yelling at clouds because your good Humble Hood Dick had a bad day and you feel like it’s the universe’s fault. Bonus if you asked the sky why good dick has bad days.
Every time y’all have sex, you can’t remember details of your childhood all of a sudden.
You cry just thinking about another person having access to your HHD.
HHD will fuck away your car note and still take you out to eat afterwards.
Y’all can actually laugh at stuff and be goofy during sex.
HHD is soooo pretty! Looks like it got its own coconut oil regime.
Most importantly, Humble Hood Dick does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.6 HHD does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
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