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@phenomafan
intro!
hey! Im waterboy! (Or Herman ^^)
I was convinced to start a blog by a few of my co workers!
Asks are open and please be nice to me 😓
Not rlly sure what to put here...or how this place even works...but... I'm here yay!
💖TAKEN💖 so no flirting please
Since no tractor, can we use a motorcycle.. pls ☺️
No! Please dont run me over at all...
Since you've already got hit by a car, can I use a tractor to run you over /affectionate ☺️
No💔💔💔
Please no💔
I dont wanna break another bone it hurted
WHY DO PEOPLE WANNA HIT ME WITH THEIR CAR SO BAD
💔💔💔
I blame flambae
I won't hit you with a car
thats cuz ur dating me
Im sorry but I think I would hit you with my car too
Yeah that doesn't surprise me
looking at you makes me clench my fists and teeth, I genuinely have no idea what causes this reaction.
It's like cute aggression? I think? But it's not because you're "cute" in that sense? I dunno man, just watch yourself when you're out and about 🫵🥺
(/hj)
As long as I dont die💔
WHY DO PEOPLE WANNA HIT ME WITH THEIR CAR SO BAD
💔💔💔
I blame flambae
im so tired
And alittle burnt out💔
I need a really big and long nap
Carus puer (Darling boy)
How are you doing today? Are you having fun?
Are you eating properly? Are you drinking enough water?
Are people treating you nicely?
i dunno who this is buuuuuttt I'm doing good!
Ive been eat in welll annnnd drinking lots of water
People are mostly pretty nice! (Minus getting hit by a CERTAIN SOMEONE'S CAR)
Who the fuck is calling you darling boy
you? Since...
You are my boyfriend
I didn't send that
oh-
Would you hit wb with your car for ten million dollars
Hm… yeah. I’d split it with him 50/50 though.
Awe man not again 💔
Carus puer (Darling boy)
How are you doing today? Are you having fun?
Are you eating properly? Are you drinking enough water?
Are people treating you nicely?
i dunno who this is buuuuuttt I'm doing good!
Ive been eat in welll annnnd drinking lots of water
People are mostly pretty nice! (Minus getting hit by a CERTAIN SOMEONE'S CAR)
Who the fuck is calling you darling boy
you? Since...
You are my boyfriend
Carus puer (Darling boy)
How are you doing today? Are you having fun?
Are you eating properly? Are you drinking enough water?
Are people treating you nicely?
i dunno who this is buuuuuttt I'm doing good!
Ive been eat in welll annnnd drinking lots of water
People are mostly pretty nice! (Minus getting hit by a CERTAIN SOMEONE'S CAR)
plz
Send asks I'm bored!
guys
I
I
Whoa
I have a boyfriend now!!! Eeeeee!!!!
:3
I cant believe this is real!!!
-totaly not wb
Ok "Not waterboy"
Well I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER AGHHHH I'M SO EXCITED(never in my life been this happy)
I didn't think my tail had the ability to wag
I want to grab you...in like... A nice way
Wait that sounds sexual... Darn it...
You can grab me anyway you want.....
Privately not publicly pda is gross
awe
Not even a kiss on the cheek in the office or on the field?
Mmmmm..... Ok maybe small things
Yay!
:3
I cant believe this is real!!!
-totaly not wb
Ok "Not waterboy"
Well I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER AGHHHH I'M SO EXCITED(never in my life been this happy)
I didn't think my tail had the ability to wag
I want to grab you...in like... A nice way
Wait that sounds sexual... Darn it...
You can grab me anyway you want.....
Privately not publicly pda is gross
awe
Not even a kiss on the cheek in the office or on the field?
:3
I cant believe this is real!!!
-totaly not wb
Ok "Not waterboy"
Well I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER AGHHHH I'M SO EXCITED(never in my life been this happy)
I didn't think my tail had the ability to wag
I want to grab you...in like... A nice way
Wait that sounds sexual... Darn it...
