𝐒𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐭

Dispatch oc//Rp//PLEASE DON'T CREEP ON ME

[not-your-mutt]

Hey, I'm Sawyer... I uhh made a Tumblr cuz ig some of my coworkers are here? So here's a little intro...?

Name: Sawyer

Hero name: Stray

I'm like a dog... Ig??? Idk how else to explain this..

Um I'll have askbox open but don't be a creep and don't be weird I am NOT looking for love that shit is pointless.

Irl: Don't do that cuz I have a partner irl and I'm not looking to be creeped on cuz that's uncomfortable, thank you. If I'm interacting with someone "Romantically" they're likely to be my partner irl

Ok bye

[phenomafan]

WHY DO PEOPLE WANNA HIT ME WITH THEIR CAR SO BAD

💔💔💔

I blame flambae

[not-your-mutt]

I won't hit you with a car

[phenomafan]

Carus puer (Darling boy)

How are you doing today? Are you having fun?

Are you eating properly? Are you drinking enough water?

Are people treating you nicely?

i dunno who this is buuuuuttt I'm doing good!

Ive been eat in welll annnnd drinking lots of water

People are mostly pretty nice! (Minus getting hit by a CERTAIN SOMEONE'S CAR)

[not-your-mutt]

Who the fuck is calling you darling boy

[phenomafan]

you? Since...

You are my boyfriend

[not-your-mutt]

I didn't send that

[phenomafan]

oh-

[not-your-mutt]

Yea.

[phenomafan]

Carus puer (Darling boy)

How are you doing today? Are you having fun?

Are you eating properly? Are you drinking enough water?

Are people treating you nicely?

i dunno who this is buuuuuttt I'm doing good!

Ive been eat in welll annnnd drinking lots of water

People are mostly pretty nice! (Minus getting hit by a CERTAIN SOMEONE'S CAR)

[not-your-mutt]

Who the fuck is calling you darling boy

[phenomafan]

you? Since...

You are my boyfriend

[not-your-mutt]

I didn't send that

[phenomafan]

Carus puer (Darling boy)

How are you doing today? Are you having fun?

Are you eating properly? Are you drinking enough water?

Are people treating you nicely?

i dunno who this is buuuuuttt I'm doing good!

Ive been eat in welll annnnd drinking lots of water

People are mostly pretty nice! (Minus getting hit by a CERTAIN SOMEONE'S CAR)

[not-your-mutt]

Who the fuck is calling you darling boy

[not-your-mutt]

:3

I cant believe this is real!!!

-totaly not wb

Ok "Not waterboy"

Well I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER AGHHHH I'M SO EXCITED(never in my life been this happy)

I didn't think my tail had the ability to wag

[phenomafan]

I want to grab you...in like... A nice way

Wait that sounds sexual... Darn it...

[not-your-mutt]

You can grab me anyway you want.....

Privately not publicly pda is gross

[phenomafan]

awe

Not even a kiss on the cheek in the office or on the field?

[not-your-mutt]

Mmmmm..... Ok maybe small things

[not-your-mutt]

:3

I cant believe this is real!!!

-totaly not wb

Ok "Not waterboy"

Well I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER AGHHHH I'M SO EXCITED(never in my life been this happy)

I didn't think my tail had the ability to wag

[phenomafan]

I want to grab you...in like... A nice way

Wait that sounds sexual... Darn it...

[not-your-mutt]

You can grab me anyway you want.....

Privately not publicly pda is gross

[not-your-mutt]

:3

I cant believe this is real!!!

-totaly not wb

Ok "Not waterboy"

Well I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER AGHHHH I'M SO EXCITED(never in my life been this happy)

I didn't think my tail had the ability to wag

[not-your-mutt]

LETS

Fucking

GOOOOO!!!

WATERMUTT WATERMUTT WATERMUTT

GUYS WE DID IT WE SCORED YES

[not-your-mutt]

We have the wedding fully set up.

Now hop to it.

Get married. Nerds.

NO WHAT NOO HELPP ME SOS

@phenomafan HELP

[phenomafan]

DUDE IDK WHAT TO DO💔💔💔

[not-your-mutt]

How do we stop this

[phenomafan]

I dont know💔

[not-your-mutt]

Do we give in 😰

[phenomafan]

What-

[not-your-mutt]

I DON'T KNOW

[phenomafan]

it wouldn't be genuine though since as far as I am aware you don't see me like that sooooo

Not to mention you always talk about how you don't do dating

[not-your-mutt]

Ah well.. Uhhh yea and I mean as far as I know you don't see me like that either

[phenomafan]

eh

I fall easily it wouldnt be that hard for you to make me love you

[not-your-mutt]

Oh

I

Uh

Yea

Stare

[phenomafan]

Shrug

Its surprisingly easy hell at one point I had a (SMALL) Thing for flambae...even if he hit. Me with his car

[not-your-mutt]

Um... Well I wouldn't do that..... ᴮᵘᵗ ᴵ'ᵈ ᵈᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ

[phenomafan]

what

[not-your-mutt]

What

[phenomafan]

Are you asking me out

[not-your-mutt]

...... Would you wanna go out?

[phenomafan]

If you wanna

[not-your-mutt]

Nods aggressively

[phenomafan]

:)

[not-your-mutt]

LETS GO

I mean

Cool!

[not-your-mutt]

We have the wedding fully set up.

Now hop to it.

Get married. Nerds.

NO WHAT NOO HELPP ME SOS

@phenomafan HELP

[phenomafan]

DUDE IDK WHAT TO DO💔💔💔

[not-your-mutt]

How do we stop this

[phenomafan]

I dont know💔

[not-your-mutt]

Do we give in 😰

[phenomafan]

What-

[not-your-mutt]

I DON'T KNOW

[phenomafan]

it wouldn't be genuine though since as far as I am aware you don't see me like that sooooo

Not to mention you always talk about how you don't do dating

[not-your-mutt]

Ah well.. Uhhh yea and I mean as far as I know you don't see me like that either

[phenomafan]

eh

I fall easily it wouldnt be that hard for you to make me love you

[not-your-mutt]

Oh

I

Uh

Yea

Stare

[phenomafan]

Shrug

Its surprisingly easy hell at one point I had a (SMALL) Thing for flambae...even if he hit. Me with his car

[not-your-mutt]

Um... Well I wouldn't do that..... ᴮᵘᵗ ᴵ'ᵈ ᵈᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ

[phenomafan]

what

[not-your-mutt]

What

[phenomafan]

Are you asking me out

[not-your-mutt]

...... Would you wanna go out?

[phenomafan]

If you wanna

[not-your-mutt]

Nods aggressively

[not-your-mutt]

We have the wedding fully set up.

Now hop to it.

Get married. Nerds.

NO WHAT NOO HELPP ME SOS

@phenomafan HELP

[phenomafan]

DUDE IDK WHAT TO DO💔💔💔

[not-your-mutt]

How do we stop this

[phenomafan]

I dont know💔

[not-your-mutt]

Do we give in 😰

[phenomafan]

What-

[not-your-mutt]

I DON'T KNOW

[phenomafan]

it wouldn't be genuine though since as far as I am aware you don't see me like that sooooo

Not to mention you always talk about how you don't do dating

[not-your-mutt]

Ah well.. Uhhh yea and I mean as far as I know you don't see me like that either

[phenomafan]

eh

I fall easily it wouldnt be that hard for you to make me love you

[not-your-mutt]

Oh

I

Uh

Yea

Stare

[phenomafan]

Shrug

Its surprisingly easy hell at one point I had a (SMALL) Thing for flambae...even if he hit. Me with his car

[not-your-mutt]

Um... Well I wouldn't do that..... ᴮᵘᵗ ᴵ'ᵈ ᵈᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ

[phenomafan]

what

[not-your-mutt]

What

[phenomafan]

Are you asking me out

[not-your-mutt]

...... Would you wanna go out?

[not-your-mutt]

We have the wedding fully set up.

Now hop to it.

Get married. Nerds.

NO WHAT NOO HELPP ME SOS

@phenomafan HELP

[phenomafan]

DUDE IDK WHAT TO DO💔💔💔

[not-your-mutt]

How do we stop this

[phenomafan]

I dont know💔

[not-your-mutt]

Do we give in 😰

[phenomafan]

What-

[not-your-mutt]

I DON'T KNOW

[phenomafan]

it wouldn't be genuine though since as far as I am aware you don't see me like that sooooo

Not to mention you always talk about how you don't do dating

[not-your-mutt]

Ah well.. Uhhh yea and I mean as far as I know you don't see me like that either

[phenomafan]

eh

I fall easily it wouldnt be that hard for you to make me love you

[not-your-mutt]

Oh

I

Uh

Yea

Stare

[phenomafan]

Shrug

Its surprisingly easy hell at one point I had a (SMALL) Thing for flambae...even if he hit. Me with his car

[not-your-mutt]

Um... Well I wouldn't do that..... ᴮᵘᵗ ᴵ'ᵈ ᵈᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ

[phenomafan]

what

[not-your-mutt]

What

[not-your-mutt]

We have the wedding fully set up.

Now hop to it.

Get married. Nerds.

NO WHAT NOO HELPP ME SOS

@phenomafan HELP

[phenomafan]

DUDE IDK WHAT TO DO💔💔💔

[not-your-mutt]

How do we stop this

[phenomafan]

I dont know💔

[not-your-mutt]

Do we give in 😰

[phenomafan]

What-

[not-your-mutt]

I DON'T KNOW

[phenomafan]

it wouldn't be genuine though since as far as I am aware you don't see me like that sooooo

Not to mention you always talk about how you don't do dating

[not-your-mutt]

Ah well.. Uhhh yea and I mean as far as I know you don't see me like that either

[phenomafan]

eh

I fall easily it wouldnt be that hard for you to make me love you

[not-your-mutt]

Oh

I

Uh

Yea

Stare

[phenomafan]

Shrug

Its surprisingly easy hell at one point I had a (SMALL) Thing for flambae...even if he hit. Me with his car

[not-your-mutt]

Um... Well I wouldn't do that..... ᴮᵘᵗ ᴵ'ᵈ ᵈᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ

[not-your-mutt]

We have the wedding fully set up.

Now hop to it.

Get married. Nerds.

NO WHAT NOO HELPP ME SOS

@phenomafan HELP

[phenomafan]

DUDE IDK WHAT TO DO💔💔💔

[not-your-mutt]

How do we stop this

[phenomafan]

I dont know💔

[not-your-mutt]

Do we give in 😰

[phenomafan]

What-

[not-your-mutt]

I DON'T KNOW

[phenomafan]

it wouldn't be genuine though since as far as I am aware you don't see me like that sooooo

Not to mention you always talk about how you don't do dating

[not-your-mutt]

Ah well.. Uhhh yea and I mean as far as I know you don't see me like that either

[phenomafan]

eh

I fall easily it wouldnt be that hard for you to make me love you

[not-your-mutt]

Oh

I

Uh

Yea

Stare

[not-your-mutt]

We have the wedding fully set up.

Now hop to it.

Get married. Nerds.

NO WHAT NOO HELPP ME SOS

@phenomafan HELP

[phenomafan]

DUDE IDK WHAT TO DO💔💔💔

[not-your-mutt]

How do we stop this

[phenomafan]

I dont know💔

[not-your-mutt]

Do we give in 😰

[phenomafan]

What-

[not-your-mutt]

I DON'T KNOW

[phenomafan]

it wouldn't be genuine though since as far as I am aware you don't see me like that sooooo

Not to mention you always talk about how you don't do dating

[not-your-mutt]

Ah well.. Uhhh yea and I mean as far as I know you don't see me like that either

[not-your-mutt]

We have the wedding fully set up.

Now hop to it.

Get married. Nerds.

NO WHAT NOO HELPP ME SOS

@phenomafan HELP

[phenomafan]

DUDE IDK WHAT TO DO💔💔💔

[not-your-mutt]

How do we stop this

[phenomafan]

I dont know💔

[not-your-mutt]

Do we give in 😰

[phenomafan]

What-

[not-your-mutt]

I DON'T KNOW