MOLON LABE

Ok Nugget, kick the tires, light the fires, select zone 5, tag the bogey but don't get in a furball. Don't bore sight, check six, bingo to mom- Got it?

[lacebird]

ELSA SCHNEIDER’S hair and outfits in INDIANA JONES & THE LAST CRUSADE (1989)

[where-did-all-the-pain-go-deact]

[princess-kat-146]

we all need this rn lmao

[earnedthetitle]

how do I stop getting fucked by the green weenie

EAS or join the Air Force

[pheonix93]

At the range with @mcpilot

Kill.

-W

[thursday]

[dazed-and-misused-deactivated20]

all in under five minutes wtf

[jayce]

[magnusderp]

big mood

[caleforpresident]

I can’t get over this

[leplastiquedick]

me screaming in another plane of existence 

[too-cool-for-facebook]

airplanes are fucking crazy, like??? they’re the equivalent weight of like 13 elephants, they are not lighter than air, and yet? there they are, fucking flying

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

take me home

country toads

[stefani-germanotta]

obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song

[holmesianscholar]

If you didn’t lose your shit at that very first chord you’re lying

[boxlunches]

if you’ve seen the Peter Sellers movies it’s impossible to watch this without thinking Obi-Wan is going to fuck up big somewhere

[pheonix93]

#usmc #marines #commissioning #lieutenant #military #navy #intrepid #officer #boot

[xg-xe-xl-deactivated20170506]

[awhiffofcavendish]

“EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE AT YOUR WORKATATION FOR 37.5 SECONDS” *shunk* “PLEASE RESUME PRODUCTIVITY”

[kenfucky]

is this amazon

[w0wls]

Amazon would have a nailgun

[meme-theft]

[2spleenz]

oh myGOD i wasn’t ready

[but-dude-why]

[localstarboy]

This video comes around every year and It kills me every time.

[biyaself]

Okay but i have to reblog this every time 😂

[la-niec]

When she pulled the drink out I wipe out

[no-chill-at-all]

[spielbergdaily]

I suddenly remembered Charlemagne. “Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky.”

[jammiesessions]

@jammiesessions