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text 🌮 ophelia + zach

Zach: Idk you could be off doing important Ophelia things!

Zach: I'll have to ask Isaac.

Zach: I don't think Lauren will want our wedding to have tacos, unless you're meaning the bachelor party than hell yeah. Tacos and some sparkling cider because I don't drink anymore after thongs happened.

Zach: Things*

Zach: Anyway, enough bout me. How you been, O?

Ophelia: important ophelia things basically just means eating and sleeping and i can do that whenever my dude

Ophelia: yeah ask isaac i'm sure he's got something awesome planned since he's awesome and he can't just not set up an awesome bachelor party for you

Ophelia: if you want sparkling cider, we'll all have sparkling cider IT'LL BE ANARCHY

Ophelia: ask lauren for tacos at the wedding. tell her it's good for your digestive system

Ophelia: i have been super. i think i have some pancakes on the counter that my dad made for me so i'm about to get down to business

Ophelia: AND how's wedding planning going otherwise?

#t: zach

text || mulder

Morgan: As you should! There's nothing not to like!

Morgan: I know it's not like RIAP but the awesome part of being a witch is that the whole far away thing is easily fixable with portals.

Morgan: Thank God, it's up to us to help people see the truth y'know.

Ophelia: thaaaanks ☺☺☺

Ophelia: you're right, but not everyone knows how to do that ya kno

Ophelia: i kno, some people just don't understand. last jedi was a disasterpiece

#t: morgan

text | ophelia + isaac

Isaac: Oh good! There also might be a pinata. Or a bouncy castle. I need some help narrowing my ideas. Should there be a bouncy castle? Pillow fort?

Isaac: I have a few too. Don't tell anyone. But my favourite is an Ironman one. Or I have one that is like a teddy bear one. Or a blue, fluffy one. You might have to help me choose one.

Ophelia: oh man, those are both good options. do we really have to narrow it down?? there should be a bouncy castle AND a pinata AND a pillow fort

Ophelia: you have an ironman one??? omg omg omg i will totally help you i'm great at picking out onesies

Ophelia:

#t: isaac

text | ophelia + isaac

Isaac: Yes, I'll be there. Are you going to attend? It might be a little more low key than what you're expecting.

Isaac: There's going to be onesies.

Isaac: If you don't have a onesie, I can lend you one. Do you like Pikachu?

Ophelia: love me some low key. i kno i seem super party girl, but i also love me some relaxing too

Ophelia: onesies and tacos, my kinda party

Ophelia: look who you're talking to. i have several onesies, but do you think i'll pass up the chance to borrow a pikachu onesie??? the answer is no

Ophelia: if you're giving me the pikachu one, what onesie are you wearing???

#t: isaac

text || mulder

Morgan: I won't change if you don't.

Morgan: I get that, family's important. But it's good to spend time with your family on Earth too so don't forget to spend time with them too.

Morgan: was Bellatrix the one that thought The Last Jedi was a good movie????

Ophelia: i don't think i will ever change. i think i like myself

Ophelia: well i try my best to. everyone is so far away now tho

Ophelia: she totally was, bellatrix had horrible taste. i taught her better tho

#t: morgan

text | ophelia + isaac

Isaac: Huh. Pop culture, am I right?

Isaac: So how's everything, O?

Ophelia: pop culture be like

Ophelia: i'm awesome! zach invited me to his bachelor party. you're obviously going right???

Ophelia: not that i'm like hoping you're there or anything

Ophelia: not that i'm saying i don't want you to be there or anything. you're zach's bff is what i meant obvi

#t: isaac #love me some pure beans

text | ophelia + isaac

Isaac: I know this one! I've heard that!

Isaac: Is that song really just about cowboys?

Ophelia: i could've sworn he said it was about horses, but like it could be about cowboys too

Ophelia: all i rly kno is that he's got the horses in the back

Ophelia: can't nobody tell us nothing ya kno?

#t: isaac #what a sweet angel

text || mulder

Morgan: Okay okayyyyyyy, as soon as I find some vegan pancakes I will bring them with me next time I teleport over there I promise

Morgan: Your belief in me truly makes me crey sometimez

Morgan: You wanna talk about it, kiddo? Sleeping a lot actually isn't good for you.

Ophelia: you're the best, mom. don't ever change

Ophelia: i love you 5ever dat means more than 4ever rt if you crey

Ophelia: i'm an alien, mom. just meeting with my fam in my dreams

Ophelia: remember my homegirl bellatrix??? she's alive and well like district 13

#t: morgan

text | ophelia + isaac

Ophelia: hey isaac i just wanted to let you kno

Ophelia: i'm gonna take my horse to that old town road

Ophelia: and i'm gonna riiiiiiiiide til i can't no more

#t: isaac

text || mulder

Morgan: Because they’re sooooooooo good I can’t stop eating them

Morgan: Thanks kiddo, but I’m okay. It’s a lot of work but I love doing it and it’s not overwhelming in the slightest. When I start dipping my toe into the magitech video game industry though I’m gonna need all the beta testers I can get!!!

Morgan: What have you been up to?

Ophelia: but you've gotta send me some! PLS PLS PLS

Ophelia: if you say so, mom BUT i think you and i both kno you're the future creator of the future overwatch/apex legends crossover we all kno is gonna be gr9

Ophelia: i'm helping my dad at his shop, but ALSO sleeping sooooo much

Ophelia: when the depression hit just right

#t: morgan

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text 🌮 ophelia + zach

Zach: O-Opheliaaaaa, you've been on my mind since the floooood.

Zach: But for real, did you get the wedding invitation? I need to know if you're coming because if so, I'm totally gonna invite you to the bachelors party. If I have one. Oh God. Am I having one?

Zach: I want a taco.

Ophelia: omg you already KNO i'm coming to the wedding. i would literally be crazy not to

Ophelia: you've gotta have one!!!

Ophelia: with tacos!!!!!!!! and i'm coming to it so hook me up with some vegan tacos homie

#t: zach #remember when I tagged this Morgan

text || mulder

Morgan: I don't just have pancakes, I have FLUFFY pancakes. Japan has the fattest pancakes you've ever seen.

Morgan: No, I just wanted to check in and see how you were doing. I know I've been a bit M.I.A lately. I'm sorry. Apparently running a company makes you really busy -- can ya believe it?

Ophelia: 😲😲😲😲😲

Ophelia: why have you not sent me any????????????

Ophelia: you don't have to apologize, mom. i know you've been through a lot

Ophelia: i can help you if you ever need help tho

#t: morgan