Philadelphia RR

I rate and review toilets in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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Somewhere on the street in South Philly. We love having a windy wipe in our little sitty. Nothing is more liberating than dropping the kids off at the pool outside. Shit outside

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Location: La Colombe Flagship store

1335 Frankford Ave, Philadelphia PA 19125

Fishtown

The smell is clean, the lighting is premium selfie lighting and it’s almost as fun to hangout in here as it is the cafe. Def depends on the visit for private dump time.

Coffee makes ya go and this is def the place to go or your pants. I’m not here to judge.

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Public restrooms

Fairmount Park before Boat House Row 1

Smelly, crowded dirty,

Split by binary, but it is handy accessible and there’s always a show outside, it’s free and well stocked on tp has soap and water.. so just shit and go...

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Bar Bombón

133 S 18th st

Aesthetically so pleasant I love pineapples اننس seeing them makes so happy anytime anywhere

The smell is pleasant

Kinda unkept

No binary restrooms

But not at all handy accessible, if you have a wheel chair or walker ...

Bad selfie lighting

Plus side if you just say hip city veg said you could use the restrooms there you can, just a tip if you’re in a pinch

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isot Mediterranean cuisine 622 South 6th St

Smell: good !! Lighting: 0K selfie place depends on how much you’re feeling yourself the lighting isn’t yellow but might wash you out. Privacy: p good separate binary bathrooms. They’re in the middle of the restaurant not a back hall, so maybe if the dining room is quiet you could be heard pooping 💩

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Update: if you poop here those eating out in the dining room can smell it

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Franklin’s Table Food Hall

University of Pennsylvania, 3401 Walnut St

The lighting is great for selfies,

really well kept handy accessible

Smell is pleasant

The bathrooms are separated by the binary

Aesthetically doesn’t stand out as special but is a nice place to go if ya gotta go, and sometimes simplicity is the best call

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For the record passyunk has the “sh” sound

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LaScala’s Birra

1700 E Passyunk Ave

Smell: BEST SMELLING RESTROOMS like incense warm and clean smell

Privacy top notch, the second smaller restroom is farther back so maybe best for theb#2. #2 for #2

Lighting: immaculate anyone can be pretty in this bathroom

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Bing Bing Dim Sum

1648 East Passyunk Ave

Lighting: not great (like the food)

Smell: v pleasant (unlike the food)

Privacy: 💯 the restrooms are both in the back hall both are single people and super private away from the dining room, but also they keep the place club loud so go ahead and blow it up, turn that shit back to shit

Overall the best part of the place is the restrooms

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Grindcore House 1515 S 4th St Smell: like cleaning product which is good toilet was v clean the sink, maybe someone took a bath in it Lighting: hell yeah this is the place for a frickin metal selfie 🤳🏼 snap snap away Privacy: it’s right next to where everyone is sitting so they’re gonna hear you blow it up and know how long you’ve been in for. Proceed with caution FYI it’s super tiny you better not need to take in any bag or coat. This bathroom was made for a stick person like Oscar Proud. Actually maybe started it’s life as a closet or Harry’s room idk

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Underground Arts 1200 Callowhill

Smell: not great honestly depends on what point the night you go in at never seen it fully clean even if I’ve gone in v early Lighting: selfie lighting is A1 on either side HOWEVER the blue light is better but there is no full length selfie mirror in the blue lit room :/ why do they do this to us I’ll never know Privacy: jajajajajjjjaaa not private at all hopefully you don’t have a # 2 or #3 here Bonus points for not labeling the bathroom doors I’m p sure means anyone can use either or maybe the lights are supposed to direct ppl but forget that whack stuff

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Mr. Wish 643 South St Cute bathroom, but you’ve gotta get a key so be a cute person people can’t say no to or purchase a refreshing colorful fruit tea. Smell: super pleasant also the green hand soap (because everything matches!) smells like banana laffy taffy I was tempted to drink it Private only one bathroom so it’s a good place to poop Lighting is definitely selfie worthy 10/10 recommend

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isot Mediterranean cuisine 622 South 6th St

Smell: good !! Lighting: 0K selfie place depends on how much you’re feeling yourself the lighting isn’t yellow but might wash you out. Privacy: p good separate binary bathrooms. They’re in the middle of the restaurant not a back hall, so maybe if the dining room is quiet you could be heard pooping 💩

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Alright toilet number one! Little Lodge 927 Race St

There is only one restroom in the small restaurant so don’t suggest you and your date go at once unless desert wasn’t enough for y’all

Lighting: dim and soothing but not selfie material Smell: neutral not sunshine and roses and honeysuckle but not unpleasant Privacy: a1 a place to do number two for sure

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Hello, I’m Jay and I want to help you navigate Philadelphia, “City of Brotherly Love.”

Follow me around town to find the best public restrooms! We’ve all got to poop and I’ll venture into every public toilet I can so you know which ones you can poop in, sleep in, avoid, or get the perfect selfie in.

Alright let’s head around town and don’t worry, I brought an extra roll of tp. 😉

First rate & review will be coming soon!