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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@philcoul
I apologise to everyone I owe. I'm currently working three jobs to be able to afford food/rent/etc so time for writing is scarce and I have the flu so I'm using as much rest time as I can in bed. Hopefully I'll be able to return soon
Hurricane Advice
I just lost my home due to Hurricane Harvey, and I know so many are about to be in the same position because of Hurricane Irma. So, here is a flood victim’s advice on what you need to do before the shit hits the fan.
1.) If you have pets get ready to move them. If you don’t have a carrier, find one. Make sure they all have identification with an up to date phone number. Pack food for them in air tight containers. You can replace walls and furniture but not furry family.
2.) Loosing the big shit is gonna hurt but the little things are what really matters. Photos, family heirlooms, your favorite jacket all need to be in something air tight and up high.
3.) In fact put as much stuff as you can up higher. Anything in your lower cabinets, dresser drawers, under your sink needs to be moved. Clothing will mold and rot even if it isn’t in direct contact with the water. Stuff that shit in garbage bags and put up somewhere.
4.) Your fridge is doomed. once the power goes out the food will all go bad. throw out as much as you can before to avoid a disgusting mess. I had a whole ice-cream cake and fermented soy beans in my freezer and let me tell you when they mix together and sit for a few days you would rather set the whole thing on fire than clean it
5.) HAVE A GO BAG! A small backpack or something that is big enough for extra clothes, dry socks, flashlight, water, any of your prescription medication, first aid kit, toothbrush, and phone charger. Your phone needs to be charged as often as you can.
6.) If you can’t evacuate now, you might have to later. Know where the closest shelter is and any phone numbers you need to call if there is an emergency in your area. Find high ground and if water is already on the road don’t drive.
7.) SHOWER NOW! shower before the storm. I had to sit in the same wet clothes for 2 days without a shower. Be prepared to stink.
This is going to suck no matter how much you prep, but prepping might save you some heart ache in the end. If I think of anything else I wish I did I’ll add it. Please reblog even if you are not in an affected area.
Good luck, stay safe, and I’m sorry.
Show A Little Skin Meme
Send a symbol for my Muse’s reaction to yours unintentionally (?):
✤ - Moving/putting up their hair, showing off the back of their neck ✥ - Popping a button on their shirt, showing their chest / a bit of cleavage ✦ - Rolling up their sleeves to keep cool, showing off their forearms ❉ - Stretching their arms up, showing their midriff ❥ - Bending over in a short skirt / shorts / tight pants, showing off dat booty ❦ - Changing clothes facing away, showing off their back ❧ - Hiking up their skirt / pant leg, showing off some leg and/or thigh ❃ - Fighting with their belt for some reason, showing off some hip/waist ❂ - Scratching at a bug bite under their shirt, showing off their side ❁ - Wearing a top that’s too big for them, showing off their collarbone / shoulders ❀ - BONUS TOUCH EDITION: Asking your Muse to help put sun screen / lotion / medical salve on a wound anywhere else
//Had an interview yesterday and was offered the job in the interview. Was scheduled to start work at 10am this morning so I set my alarm for 8:30. But it didn't go off! Was woken by my new boss at 10:30 calling to see where I was. So disappointed in myself and frustrated
//My mum called me earlier to tell me that a friend I'd travelled home to see in hospital had died. She died on Friday but my mum waited to tell me because I "had things on" (I went to a poetry reading on Monday, that's it) but instead she tells me an hour before a job interview I was already really nervous about. I know she meant well but great timing.
Casual Nudity Memes
Send one to…
👙 - Catch my muse half naked accidentally
🙅♂️ - Walk in my muse and see them covering up their naked body
😍 - See my muse naked accidentally and say “damn” without meaning it
💧- Go skinny dipping with my muse
☀️ - Go to a nudist beach with my muse
🍃 - Have my muse pose tastefully for your muse’s art project
🍺 - Get drunk and wake up completely naked cuddled up to my muse
💳 - Play strip poker with my muse
🛁 - Shower with my muse
🎁 - “Dick in a box” prank my muse
😧 - Accidentally walk into a changing stall that my muse was in
✋️ - See my muse naked and have your muse cover their eyes
🖐 - Have your muse peek through their fingers at seeing my muse naked
//Sorry to the people I owe. Sunday night I was with my boyfriend. Last night I was watching Neil Hilborn live. Tonight I have work to do and tomorrow I have a 7pm interview for Lush. Hopefully I'll be online after that!
Inbox me if you need me
Send me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.
(anons welcome)
I now have a load of anons in my ask questioning me on my pie-less life...
I mean this in the nicest, most not yelling way possible, but how have you never had pie? This is completely reshaping my world view. I thought pie was like... Everywhere. That everyone had pie.
((Pie isn't a particularly British thing - except apple pie. I've just never been in a situation where I've been offered a piece of pie and it's not something I'm bothered about seeking out. I only have a selective sweet tooth.))
"Stay with me tonight."
Coulson looked at the redhead but couldn’t get a read. What was going on?
“Are you sure? What about your rule?”
Admit stuff meme: 3, 4, 15, 41, 46, 55, 69, 70, 73, 85
3. Have you taken someone's virginity?Muse: Coulson has notMun: I haven’t either
4. Is trust a big issue for you?Muse: Coulson is wary about who he trust because of his job, but in terms of his social life, it’s not a big thing for himMun: Yes, especially in relationships
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?Muse: In that timeline, he probably is. Coulson doesn’t really do physical affection without a relationshipMun: I am
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?Muse: Not since he was a kid. Cupcakes remind him too much of his grandmotherMun: A few weeks ago. I baked a round of cupcakes and then accidentally ate them all in one sitting
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?Muse: No, Coulson can’t remember the last time that happenedMun: Also no
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?Muse: BlueberryMun: I’ve never had pie (don’t yell at me pls)69. Ever take dance lessons? Muse: Coulson took Ballroom and Latin classes growing up. He loves the SambaMun: I have taken ballet, cheerleading and ballroom and latin70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Muse: Something creative and/or artisticMun: Something caring, probably in education73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Muse: This happened a lot in the CoulsonxChristie timeline. Especially when he proposedMun: Yes, although I can’t think of an example85. Are you patient?Muse: Coulson has the patience of a saintMun: No, not at all
send me a number and a character/pairing for a drabble!
1. glad you came
2. team
3. don't lie
4. i'm coming home
5. story of my life
6. falling down
7. clarity
8. counting stars
9. wake me up
10. safe and sound
11. lose yourself
12. in the sun
13. the monster
14. burn
15. sweet nothing
16. i'm with you
17. we believe
18. thanks for the memories
19. anything could happen
20. little talks
21. the pretender
22. by the way
23. sanctuary
24. paradise
25. where is my mind
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WRITING PROMPTS
WRITING PROMPTS FOR DAYS Feel free to request any of these for any character.
1. “Do you want me to leave?” 2. “I swear it won’t happen again.” 3. “I’m not jealous.” 4. “You can’t keep doing this.” 5. “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” 6. “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” 7. “You did what?!” 8. “Were you ever going to tell me?” 9. “Don’t ask me that.” 10. “I might have had a few shots.” 11. “What’s with the box?” 12. “Say it!” 13. “I could kiss you right now!” 14. “Are you done with that?” 15. “Are you still awake…?” 16. “Excuse you?” 17. “This is all your fault!” 18. “I shouldn’t be in love with you.” 19. “I could kill you right now!” 20. “Just admit I’m right.” 21. “That doesn’t even make sense.” 22. “That’s irrational.” 23. “Just pretend to be my date.” 24. “Are you really going to leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” 25. “When you love someone, you don’t just stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!” 26. “I think I’ve been holding myself from falling in love with you all over again.” 27. “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” 28. “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” 29. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” 30. “Can I sit here? The other tables are full.” 31. “You weren’t supposed to laugh!” 32. “This is, by far, the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.” 33. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” 34. “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” 35. “Before I do this, I need you to know that I have always loved you.” 36. “Did I say that out loud?” 37. “Do you think they could have loved me?” 38. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.” 39. “How long have you been standing there?” 40. “Have I ever lied to you?” 41. “Have you lost your fucking mind?” 42. “His ego is so visible; I can almost watch it grow.” 43. “I am not losing you again!” 44. “I don’t know why I’m crying.” 45. “I had a nightmare about you and I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.” 46. “I just need to be alone right now.” 47. “When I picture myself happy… It’s with you.” 48. “I made a mistake.” 49. “I may be an idiot, but I’m your idiot.” 50. “I need you to forgive me.” 51. “I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.” 52. “I think I’m in love with you and that scares me half to death.” 53. “I’m flirting with you.” 54. “I’m not good enough for you.” 55. “I fell in love with my best friend.” 56. “I’m sorry, what? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” 57. “I’m up to the challenge.” 58. “I’ve been in love with you my entire life. Ever since the day I first met you.” 59. “I’m yours.” 60. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.” 61. “If you go anywhere near them, you’ll have to deal with me!” 62. “It’s okay to cry…” 63. “What do you mean? It’s exciting!” 64. “Talk to me.” 65. “Look at me—just breathe, okay?” 66. “Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you.” 67. “Oh my god! You’re in love with them!” 68. “Well, this is where I live.” 69. “We finish it the same way we started—together.” 70. “What are you afraid of?” 71. “You are the single best thing that has ever happened to me.” 72. “You deserve so much better.” 73. “You don’t have to stay.” 74. “You don’t know you the way I do.” 75. “You fainted, straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention, you didn’t have to go to such extremes.” 76. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.” 77. “You shouldn’t have even been there!” 78. “You weren’t supposed to hear that.” 79. “You’re safe now. I’ve got you.” 80. “Teach me?” 81. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you want to stop and feel the rain?” 82. “Looks like we’ll be stuck here for a while.” 83. “Just once.” 84. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.” 85. “It’s not what it looks like.” 86. “I got you a present.” 87. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!” 88. “See, now, what that so bad?”.” 89. “You’re the best part of me.” 90. “I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you.” 91. “Can I hold your hand?” 92. “Let’s move in together.” 93. “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” 94. “What time is it?” 95. “Just wait a second.” 96. “Here, let me.” 97. “You’re so cute when you pout like that.” 98. “Hold me back!’ 99. “I don’t care what they said, it doesn’t mean shit!” 100. “I adore you.”
feel free to request any of these for any characters xx
Please request these with characters
p l e a s e
✧*:･ﾟSend me one! ✧*:･ﾟ
(ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ — SENPAI
(ﾉ◕‿◕)ﾉ— I love your blog
(●﹏●✿) — I don’t talk to you, but stalk enjoying your blog from a distance
( ╹◡╹) — Want to be friends
(¬_¬) — Hate/Jealous of you/blog
(✖╭╮✖) — Dead to me
(≧▽≦) — You give me feels
(●ω●✿) — A starter, maybe?
Mythology Asks
Anubis: How do you feel about death?
Atum: What are your greatest imperfections?
Bastet: Do you have any cats?
Hathor: What brings you joy?
Horus: What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld?
Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
Thoth: Do you like to read/write?
Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
Bran: How is your health?
Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father.
Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal?
Danu: What is your relationship with your mother?
Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?
Olwen: What is your favorite flower?
Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?
Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?
Freya: Have you ever been in love?
Freyr: Do you have any children?
Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person?
Iounn: How old are you?
Loki: What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
Odin: What is your family like?
Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?
Ares: Are you an easy person to anger?
Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist?
Apollo: Do you play any instruments?
Dionysus: Do you drink?
Hades: Do you have a bad reputation?
Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?
Poseidon: Are you a moody person?
Zeus: Are you a confident person?
Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?
Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight?
Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?
Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped?
Plutus: Do you have a job?
Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken?
Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?
