ask philip hamilton !

꒰ (⁠*⁠￣⁠(⁠ｴ⁠)⁠￣⁠*⁠) ♡

[philiphamiltons]

hiii! my name is philip (⁠≧⁠(⁠ｴ⁠)⁠≦⁠ ⁠) i am a poet!

mama, @deareliza, talked about this tumblr thing and i wanted one so she helped me set one up!!!! and i found these cute emohgees on my phone too (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）

my last name hamilton, like my mama and papa! and i am 9!

i like writing poems, playing piano, showing of my french skills!!! and i relly like this game called aneemal jam!

i don't like... Pork. AND CARROTS!!!!!😡😡

ask me anyting! just don't be weird... or like papa say, a BITCH!

~ PHILIP H.

SHJT I FORGOT MOD SPEAKS LIKE THIS THABKS

[sexy-fighting-frenchman]

WELCOME TO LE BLOG, BITCHES!

(SAYS WITH FRENCH ACCENT FOR AUTHENTICITY!)

I AM THE LAFAYETTE!

YOU ALL MAY HAVE HEARING OF ME FROM ACROSS LE GLOBE…

LAFAYETTE IS AN INTERNATIONAL HEARTTHROB… KNOWN IN FRANCE FOR MY CHARM AND IN THE USA OF AMERICA FOR MY OUTSTANDING BICEPS! There is a reasoning they says GUNS and ships…

And apparently… I am quite le sensation in COLERAINE, IRELAND!

I have never expecting this… but accordings to @pimpmulligan I am ADORED! JUST AS MUCH AS I ADORE LE GLOBE!

PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOU TU AIMES LE MARQUIS DE LA FAYETTE

[philiphamiltons]

Marquis.. Who? What are biceps?

[sexy-fighting-frenchman]

AAGGHHH

WATCH YOURSELF, FEEBLE BOY! MY BICEPS ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH…

PSA. YOU’RE FRENCH IS LE TERRIBLES!

[philiphamiltons]

WHAT ARE BICEPS! PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME MISTER!

Aren't you one of papa's friends?? Mama and papa say my french is good. Papa says I am almost as good as uhhm this guy... Named Lafayette. Is that you?

[sexy-fighting-frenchman]

YOUR FRENCH SHALL NEVER COMPARING TO MOI!

And.. Oui…. I suppose me and your dear papa go far, far back…

BUT!

I fear he is not a true friend if he says my native tongue is just as good as A FEEBLE 9 YEAR OLD BOY!

[philiphamiltons]

but im trying mister and im really good! look like..

papa dit des choses vrai gentilles à propos toi et j'ai trouve super monsieur lafayette!

[sexy-fighting-frenchman]

WELCOME TO LE BLOG, BITCHES!

(SAYS WITH FRENCH ACCENT FOR AUTHENTICITY!)

I AM THE LAFAYETTE!

YOU ALL MAY HAVE HEARING OF ME FROM ACROSS LE GLOBE…

LAFAYETTE IS AN INTERNATIONAL HEARTTHROB… KNOWN IN FRANCE FOR MY CHARM AND IN THE USA OF AMERICA FOR MY OUTSTANDING BICEPS! There is a reasoning they says GUNS and ships…

And apparently… I am quite le sensation in COLERAINE, IRELAND!

I have never expecting this… but accordings to @pimpmulligan I am ADORED! JUST AS MUCH AS I ADORE LE GLOBE!

PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOU TU AIMES LE MARQUIS DE LA FAYETTE

[philiphamiltons]

Marquis.. Who? What are biceps?

[sexy-fighting-frenchman]

AAGGHHH

WATCH YOURSELF, FEEBLE BOY! MY BICEPS ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH…

PSA. YOU’RE FRENCH IS LE TERRIBLES!

[philiphamiltons]

WHAT ARE BICEPS! PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME MISTER!

Aren't you one of papa's friends?? Mama and papa say my french is good. Papa says I am almost as good as uhhm this guy... Named Lafayette. Is that you?

[sexy-fighting-frenchman]

WELCOME TO LE BLOG, BITCHES!

(SAYS WITH FRENCH ACCENT FOR AUTHENTICITY!)

I AM THE LAFAYETTE!

YOU ALL MAY HAVE HEARING OF ME FROM ACROSS LE GLOBE…

LAFAYETTE IS AN INTERNATIONAL HEARTTHROB… KNOWN IN FRANCE FOR MY CHARM AND IN THE USA OF AMERICA FOR MY OUTSTANDING BICEPS! There is a reasoning they says GUNS and ships…

And apparently… I am quite le sensation in COLERAINE, IRELAND!

I have never expecting this… but accordings to @pimpmulligan I am ADORED! JUST AS MUCH AS I ADORE LE GLOBE!

PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOU TU AIMES LE MARQUIS DE LA FAYETTE

[philiphamiltons]

Marquis.. Who? What are biceps?

[philiphamiltons]

philip, did you know horses were all killed off in the glue factories??? yeah, i bet u didnt u feeble child. you lack any knowledge of horses!

what?? WHAT??? WHAT????? MAMA MOMMY @deareliza IS THIS TRUE MOMMY THE HORSES! THE HORSES!😭😭😭 Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

[deareliza]

Philip, you can’t believe everything you hear from burrensmaxxings on the Internet, they’re unreliable sources! 😊

[philiphamiltons]

okay mama... (⁠˘⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠˘⁠)

[philiphamiltons]

philip, did you know horses were all killed off in the glue factories??? yeah, i bet u didnt u feeble child. you lack any knowledge of horses!

what?? WHAT??? WHAT????? MAMA MOMMY @deareliza IS THIS TRUE MOMMY THE HORSES! THE HORSES!😭😭😭 Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

[philiphamiltons]

philip don't let the haters bring you down PLAY THAT PIANO !

i will! i am doing so good i think i can almost play La Vie En Rose!

[philiphamiltons]

stupid question but if the poet route doesn't work out well, what WOULD you wanna be?

ummhhmm i wanna be just like my daddy!

[deareliza]

My dear boy @evening-philip is improving his pianoforte skills with each passing day! I’m so proud of you, honey. ૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა

— Eliza 🕯️