With roughly a week until the release of @danielhowell ‘s book, let me introduce you to:
The (un)Official You Will Get Through This Night Drinking Game!
The rules are simple. Read the book and take a sip or a shot every time something on the list happens. Feel free to play with the non-alcoholic beverage of your choosing if you’re underage or just don’t feel like getting alcohol poisoning. (Or just use this like a bingo card. I’m not the boss of you)
Special thanks to @deadandphilgames for the idea, and to the little babies group chat and all the anons who submitted these. Cheers!
•Dan mentions that he’s gay
•You black out and skip a whole page
•You learn something about Dan you wish you hadn’t
•Dan makes a self deprecating joke (make it a shot if the joke is in the middle of a paragraph about self love)
•Existential Crisis mention
•Sex joke (make it a shot if it’s way too personal or specific)
•Exercise mention (bonus sip if he makes a joke about how he doesn’t do it, but you should)
• “Black clothes like my soul” or similar 2016 humour
•He uses a word you have to google to understand
•He tells a story we’ve already heard
•Advice that reeks of privilege
•Something something “curate your social media experience”
•Mentions the importance of good communication (🔪)
•Every time you spot an “Easter egg” or a reference to something
•Phil mention (make it a double if Dan gives him some new descriptor to avoid being Too Loud) (make it a triple if he mentions Phil in the acknowledgements) (just chug the bottle if he actually says something Too Loud)
•Subtle drag at invasive fans
•He drags his grandma again
•There’s a whole section on sex and pleasure and dopamine and it’s super uncomfortable
•Subtle shade at other youtubers or celebs
•Says something mildly problematic or offensive
•A little bit of plagiarism. As a treat
•Literally any dating or breakup story (make it a double if it happened within the last decade)
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