Phil the Philanthropist

21.

[fatpikachupics]

[zackisontumblr]

you’re speaking my language

[i-love-sailormoon]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

[oh-whiskers]

[phillycheapskate]

Passing this to all my Latinx/Hispanic amigos. Si es dulce, como tu ;)

[ironpour]

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

[onlytwitterpics]

[dundermifflingifs]

[tamamita]

When someone uses “x3″ unironically

[olivia-moved-deactivated2013021]

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

The side of Britney that the media doesn’t show

[illuminaughtyprincess]

[my-teen-quote]

[shuseph]

[bitchycode]

[shitposting-extraordinaire]

GIRL WITH PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE WATERMELON HAIR: seêEYya lATEr, ossifer…

OSSIFER: (procedes to ignore any and all known laws of physics) hoo nOo

[ctrlego]