philomena-cunk-is-a-bread-hater

I'm the real one, and i hate bread

[harald-iii-of-norway-deactivate]

[paxamericana]

[philomena-cunk-is-a-bread-lover]

Despite looking like bread, Subway sandwitches tecnically count as cake because they have a lot of sugar in them. Thanks to global super powers like Donald duck and that one guy from the Office these so called Impostor bread have remained on the market almost as long as the hit single Pump up the Jam by the band Technotronic.

-Philomena Cunk

[philomena-cunk-is-a-bread-hater]

This thing might appear to be bread but via genetic testing it was recently discovered that in fact, what we see here is cake and thus can be consumed freely.

-Philomena Cunk

[philomena-cunk-is-a-bread-lover]

Despite looking like jizz, Bread sauce is a jummy and delicous condiment made from the best food on the planet (Bread)

-Philomena Cunk

[philomena-cunk-is-a-bread-hater]

What for some might look like a tasty refreshing beverage is not only something much more akin to savory tea but is also made out of bread, truly the horrors

-Philomena Cunk

[loftyangel]

panpapa_n8

[philomena-cunk-is-a-bread-hater]

Thanks to a man named Thermo Dynamics, humans get to enjoy such treats as these. For a real bread hater like me, this actually constitutest as a threat

-Philomena Cunk

[philomena-cunk-is-a-bread-lover]

BREAD

"I fucking love bread"

-Philomena Cunk

[philomena-cunk-is-a-bread-hater]

Lies, I fucking hate bread

-Philomena Cunk