My answer is two words

I'm Phil and I'm in charge of Engineerin' at this school. Shut up, follow my rules, and listen to everything I say and you might actually succeed. Rule one: Shuddup and listen. Rule two: Don't fuck up. Rule three: No personal bullshit. I'm not a shrink Rule four: Don't touch my booze

[diegoandor-deactivated20171220]

[tomshardy]

[thunderbirdthor-deactivated2020]

[sally-rag-bones]

Plant-thing by the door, gotcha. Is there anything I should know if I enter without you being there?

[philschmil]

Just don't let Thor out.

[arendelles-queen-deactivated201]

Oh, you’re a sweetheart.  Sorry, I’ve just…got a lot on my mind.  What have you been up to?  I haven’t seen you around.

[philschmil]

Yeah? What's goin' on? Eh...little bit-a this, little bit-a that, ya know?

[thefamousmoartea-deactivated201]

Any suggestions on how to tighten it up? Oh and perhaps better adjusting the nicotine?

[philschmil]

Hmm...ya wanna make sure it don't leak. I'd just screw everythin' in a little better. Make sure it's sealed up tight.

[lola--awana]

I’m gonna give it back. I’m rearranging and want to know where my stuff can be moved.

[philschmil]

...right, yeah. Didja find it?

[philschmil]

*strolls right into Luke's office*

[lukebabbish-blog]

Tell me how she’s doing when you give her a call. Fynn? What about him?

[philschmil]

Yeah, yeah. No. The guy what put her in the hospital in the first place. You said they'd find 'im. Any luck with that?

[arendelles-queen-deactivated201]

Sorry, Phil.  I thought it was someone else.  How are you?

[philschmil]

Better now that I got a smile outta ya. You?

[thefamousmoartea-deactivated201]

[walking around carrying a Christmas bauble with a clarinet mouthpiece coming out the top] Damn thing still needs some adjustments.

[philschmil]

Whole thing looks loose ta me.

[tomshardy]

[womanofbalnain-deactivated20150]

scrubs moments: 1x02 → "Geez, JD, would you be a man?"

[littleclownzz]

[fbruaryair]

After picking up Phil’s and hers meal, Angela had returned to her class, but to see that Phil wasn’t here anymore. She had only assume that he didn’t want to continue being around her. Which would only make sense. However, Angela didn’t want to trash of his meal, and his bottle of beer, hence, why she was walking into his phone. “Here is you’re m - ” And she pauses, as she walks in further into his voice, to see him on the phone. 

[philschmil]

Phil nodded, rubbing his eye a little as Stevie continued to force herself to stay awake and talk to him before looking up and, without meaning to, muttering, "Fuck." Snapping himself out of it, he turned back to the phone. "I, uh, I gotta go, runt. Y--uh-huh. Yeah. I promise. Bye." Hanging up, he ran his hands over his face before looking up at Angela. "Wha'dja want?"

[sally-rag-bones]

Perfect! I just need to pack everything. Where do you keep your extra key? So I don’t bother you while you’re in class and I have to move things in. 

[philschmil]

I'll have one made for ya, but in case I don't get it to ya on time, there's a key under the plant-thing by the door.

[robertdowneyjjr]

[philschmil]

This vulnerable world needs something more powerful than any of us.

[lola--awana]

[looks up from scanning the room] The uh… Ruler thing — tape measure! That’s it.

[philschmil]

Where're ya takin' it?