the lesbian audience with mummy issues

they/them 30yo gay who's been following dip n pip way too long ● main is milominderbindered

[philsjumpers]

i guess i'm gonna just keep making dumb compilations until our dads return from the war. here's dan grabbing phil during jumpscares for 5 minutes idk

[pseudophan]

as usual the tiktoks filmed in the phouse are miles superior than the rest. outstanding content thank you

[dannyboyandpdawg]

Phannies: goddd they're so relaxed together at the chelsea flower show what a wonderful era we're in

Dan: my hair looks like SHIT

Phil: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FLOWERS

[bewareofthenotsonewphannie]

funfact, it's been more than two years since dan's last solo instagram post

[danhowellz]

art imitates life

[howellester]

this is THE dnp clip of all time for me like the amount of facial expressions dan goes through without saying a word and then a rare hand hold !! just them sharing a brain in general and loving that about one another

[tboy-cock]

the context has just given me more questions

[userlesbian]

in it for the long term

[diphowell]

it’s just a lot, isn’t it

[nonbinary-phlesbian]

omg phil finally has found something to do with his hands in photos… put an arm around dan

[danandphilupdates]

danandphil tiktok/reel

19/5/26

[macaronirats]

this pose right after complaining about running out of oatly barista. im obsessed with him

[pseudophan]

this is the most lethal photo i've seen in my life i'm about to do something drastic

[userlesbian]

it is so important that you never give up hope that one day dan and phil will upload a video of them playing mini golf irl

[danrifics]

i love when dan and phil think they really ate when they make sims or miis and yet its the worst creation known to man. keep up the good delusional work

[tit-spoilers]

In my ideal world, Phil Lester goes on an episode of Ask Hank Anything, and Dan is just off-camera, so we can hear him laughing or making his incredulous noises from time to time

[ahappydnp]

pre hard launch did the ever accidentally slip up. like accidentally say something or do something incriminating but then played it off. i couldn’t imagine with all the live shows they did not slipping at least once

i can’t even think of a witty response this has broken me

[diphowell]

insane thing to say even for you