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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Not today Justin
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@philthy-sinner
In the beginning God created the Phannies and the Phantis. And the Phantis were without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Phillies, and the darkness he called Dannies. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
what are you on
i have to be up in 4 hours what the fuck: am i doing
sis i have to be up in forty minutes, it's alright
simon deserved so much better !!!!!!! i can’t articulate my thoughts rn !!!!!!!! but !!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck the mage
fuck the mage
fuck
the
mage
1) fuck
2) the
3) mage
fuck the mage
f u c k
t h e
m a g e
!!!!!!!!
Y’all maybe don’t fuck the mage
go fuck yourself Mage
hey mage……
FUCK YOU
I HOPE THE MAGE GETS FUCKED UP
Fuck Off You Absolute Unsharpened Pencil AKA The Mage
baz: if simon snow runs away from home, is he a snowaway?
dev, with tears in his eyes: baz it’s three am please just GO TO SLEEP
baz: if you have 10 cookies, and i ask for 5, how many would you have left?
simon: none
baz: … simon this is basic math, it’s not that har-
simon: i would give them all to u because i love u
baz:
baz, visibly holding back tears: disgusting. absolutely repulsive. get out of my house.
i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing
pussy game so strong it scared the devil
no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers.
PUSSY OUT TO SCARE THE DEVIL AWAY
In case you need some ideas for banishing spells against unwanted spirits.
Remus: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Sirius: Uh sure, I guess.
Remus: Thou art hot as fuck.
Sirius: Do gay, be crimes, that’s my motto.
Remus: It’s-
Sirius: Do gay. Be crimes.
well uhhhhhh i have a girlfriend now?? idk if u still like me like that if u do then im sorry hon :((
lmao im very uninterested in relationships atm. good for you, im v glad!!
its okie!! so whats up b is h
all of the angs jfc make it stoooppp. hbu? anything new an eXcITiNG
wassuppp u were gone for forever
the skkkyyyy, sorry sky :((
oops im a dick
!!!!!!!!hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiii
Reblog if you think bi people can date non binary people
hi @manilovedan
so um. yeah. im sorry. like super fucking sorry. shit happened and my mom is nosy as fuck. which i don’t understand because she lets me watch orgies on netflix but restricts everything else. she made me delete tumblr, and then made it so i was unable to download any apps or go on private browser. logic. i doubt you even want to talk to me, and im sorry ive been gone so long. im only able to write this because there was a google link on instagram. again, instagram over tumblr?? point is, i love you, im sorry, and if you want nothing to do with me, i understand. @manilovedan
hiatus
not sure if anyone cares, but for the time being i will not be on tumblr. thanks for the fun while it lasted, wish it couldve lasted longer
a rare picture of keith laughing, reblog for good luck ☀
Reblog if you love this Sunshine
