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the odyssey felt like it just hated women for some reason, like why is a book written thousands of years ago more feminist than a movie made in 2026

#the odyssey #homers odyssey #circe and helen stand behind me

whoever decided spider-man and the punisher should kiss deserves to get they ass ate that was genius

#spideyskull #spiderman brand new day #where was the scene of them making sweet gay love in bnd??

Sex on testosterone call that shit whore moan

atticuswastaken

How it feels telling people I use tumblr in the big 26

I think a hug from Captain America would fix me

#like age of ultron winter soldier era #or avengers tower fic #i want him to legally adopt me #captain america #steve rogers

“Have you seen my son? Have you seen my beautiful boy? Tell him I miss him.”

Just punch me in the jugular next time, it’d hurt less.

#the book absolutely destroyed me why did I watch the movie #i had to pause and find my mom to hug her #beautiful boy #nic sheff #david sheff

I can’t do my fucking algebra homework I was born to be a trophy husband

#marrying rich after this shit #junior year more like kill me

No, not all men. Spencer Reid would never do this.

#hes my best friend and also literally me #he can do no wrong #spencer reid #criminal minds

Animal Farm: Lord of the Flies but with actual pigs instead of teenage boys

#no hate but maybe a little hate cis men scare me #animal farm #lord of the flies

Genuinely can’t believe you’re behaving like this when Santa Claus is LITERALLY coming to town

#im so disappointed

This thanksgiving I’m grateful for Fiyero’s tight ass pants in Wicked and Fiyero’s tight ass pants only❤️

#dont ask me the color of anything #i was busy #hes so pretty im not even ashamed #dancing through life #fiyero

Why are people shocked Fiyero is fruity as hell has no one seen the original broadway actor? Played him like the fruitcake he is

#wicked #fiyero tiggular #canonically a bisexual little creature and i love him

In Dead Poets Society, it depicts how these boys were so trapped and in some cases abused to the point where a hint of living a different way was so unfamiliar and tantalizing that some (semi-understandably) took it too far, such as Knox and Charlie, in this essay I will-

#watch dead poets society alone at 6:00 pm challenge gone wrong gone crying #knox overstreet #charlie dalton #dead poets society

I’m sorry but Billy doing the Wanda Walk of Shame™️ just to get into his fucking Subaru was the funniest shit ever

#agatha all along #billy maximoff #good thing it wasn’t a honda odyssey

Hozier’s yearning, semi disturbing imagery, and ability to make being just so incredibly horny sound pretty prove he is the Roman poet Catullus reincarnated, in this essay I will-

#hozier #pleasetellmeimnotinsane #catullus

Saltburn is not an ‘eat the rich’ movie.

Obviously, rich people suck- it’s 2024, we all know that. And many films in the last few years reference this in some way: Knives Out, The Menu, even the Purge.

But these are movies made by..well..the rich. All mainstream movies these days are. They’re all great movies I love, but their attempts at condemning the wealthy are…a bit half assed. Most ‘eat the rich’ media centers around the middle and lower class bringing the rich ‘down to our level’ so to speak, and showing them that, yeah, life sucks. Get your head out of your ass and be human.

Honestly, I feel like Saltburn is more realistic in many ways (ignoring the grave, bathtub, and vampire scenes of course) in how it depicts the REAL fantasy many middle and lower class people have: living the life we condemn. Having a taste of that power. Hell, I myself have said I’d ‘do anything for a hundred bucks’.

It’s not about (and more importantly never pretends to be about) good people getting their dues. It’s about awful people doing awful things to worse people. No one is the hero teaching the rich a lesson we all root for. No one is an evil monster completely deserving of horrible deaths and exile.

It’s, in a way, about life. A documentary of sorts.

A documentary about monsters, and depravity, and obsession, and desperation, yes.

But..don’t we all sometimes crave the catharsis releasing our inner monster- inner Minotaur- could bring?

#but hey that’s just a theory #saltburn lives in my head rent free #obviously still eat the rich #but why give them the dignity of a platter when you can devour them whole?#saltburn #emerald fennell #eat the fucking rich

Saltburn and greek mythology and Ariadne and the Minotaur and Icarus and the family representing the Olympians holy shit

#literally nothing can save me from this brainrot #saltburn #worst scene was honestly the eggs tbh #greek mythology

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