crazy mofo

If you ever speak to me in spanish, please use the formal “usted.”

[dailynovels]

Jane Austen’s Novels

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

[asian]

me fighting my inner materialistic self

[loki-cat2]

[teachinginreallife]

When random kids try to come into my class

[teachinginreallife]

When students ask me if it’s okay to do something and I really just don’t care

I’m like:

[tastefullyoffensive]

“This pillow is very licky.”

[memewhore]

[quakerjoe]

[fuzzybumblrbee-deactivated20161]

(via Tuesday’s Best: Meet The Glorious Guardian Of The Nordic Forests! | ViralSpell)

[comicgifs]

[bluedogeyes]

[yumemii]

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

[hellanne]

People who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you.

Neil Gaiman (via qinaide)

This!

(via kushandwizdom)

[ronswansonmemes]

Parks and Recreation Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1nsXYqC

[namelesswarning]

So I looked up a mini golf place nearby and I guess they’re only open for 30 minutes in the dead of night on Thursdays only.

[liveitout]

[imthehuggernaut]

Cinematic Masterpiece.

[black-0rpheus]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

The line that will go down in history.  

[donidarkowitz]

PSA for Skinny Girls.

[thedarkestlovee]

“I’m just saying our experiences are not the same.” This is the POINT. This is always the point.