Hi, person reading this! Here are some things you might want to know before following my blog. DNI at the bottom! (Quite basic)
🩷Basic info (more below the line)🩷
- 21, but everyone I know still calls me grandma
(To anyone under 18— I’m sure you’re cool, but I am only comfortable interacting with other adults here, so I will block you if I see you. Thanks🙏)
- She/Her (cis woman, trans ally🫶)
- Doesn’t know how to talk to women (aka lesbian)
- This blog is basically 99% silly Dan and Phil-jokes as I don’t really have any other outlet for that interest (I’ve been a fan for 9 years), but other things may appear once in a blue moon
+ feel free to check “#my art <3” for my fanart!
🩷Interests and Hobbies🩷
- Drawing/painting (I studied graphic design)
- Various other crafty things (e.g. nail art, bookbinding, jewellery-making and basically whatever seems interesting at the moment)
- Reading (mostly queer fiction, but I love a good goofy fantasy/mystery as well… recs are appreciated, especially if it’s a combination of the two)
- …writing? (I like it, but rarely take the time to do it; this will hopefully change in the near future)
- If I play a video game, it’s The Sims 4 (since ~2015)
- Using an excessive amount of parentheses (evidently)
🩷Some of My Favourite Media (in no particular order)🩷
- Dan and Phil (since 2017)
- Too many crafty yt-ers to count, some are: PricklyAlpaca, Drawfee, Ariel Bissett, Rachel Maksy, Nerdforge (and a bunch more)
- Fav show (I think): Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency on Netflix (underrated as h3ll😩 btw the main character has major Phil-vibes… *dangles bait in front of phannies*)
- Some recent fav reads:
Shark Heart by Emily Habeck (BEWARE content warnings!! but oh so good and original)
Gwen and Art Are Not in Love by Lex Croucher (finished it today as of writing, just good YA vibes… also Lady Leclair could tackle me and I would thank her—)
Kit & Basie by Tess Carletta (read it almost a year ago, still think about it. Just. Such a great, cozy, whimsical read. Check out content warnings just in case, but nothing major as far as I remember.)
Pleeeease recommend good sapphic books! Most queer books with good ratings are mlm (which is not an issue, but I want variety🙏)
⚠️DNI⚠️
Basically… if you don’t support human rights you should leave. Trans women are women, trans men are men, free p@lestine, protect minorities and BIPOC, fuck the patriarchy and all of that, y’know. The basics.
The Phandom: OH GOD, which word could Dan have chosen for his red ball… I’m sure it’s something insightful, or topical, or at the very least something really important!
Starting right where we left off last time (Phil proclaiming his Pheelings™️ into the sea). Safe to say that this guy has settled down in Yearn City. (Also, tb to that one pod ep where they discussed which root vegetable the other would be… I still stand by carrot for Dan, but I digress)
He has finally decided to throw his metaphorical hair in a messy bun and deal with it like a true girlboss! He’s wants to propose… (TWO DAYS AFTER GETTING TOGETHER! “A great deal of thought” yeah alright)
And of course, because it’s them, things go smoothly and Danny Boy says yes! (and I managed to win the mini game as a general non-gamer, please be proud of me)
Island name reveal, oop… anyways, it was finally time for the wedding!
And for their honeymoon they went to… London?? Kyoto, Japan was right there, but okay, I guess they decided to go with a staycation instead💀
I really can’t relax for a single moment with these two, now they want a whole CHILD?? It has genuinely been less than a week. You can take the man out of mpreg but not the mpreg out of the man or something ig*
Welcome to the Pham, Phoebe!
Please ignore the stupid fucking ski-cake😭🙏 it was the first food item I created on a whim just to get out of the tutorial, and now I’m stuck with this being her first word💀
And before they know it, she’s all grown up! Oh my phucking god🥹 I love her
…Stay tuned for the real Phoebe introduction! (Basically, what she looks like now that I’ve given her a mouth😀 it used to be hidden behind her nose)
*This is a small side-rant (/j), but I’ve got like 4 different lesbian couples on my island who have been together for the same amount of time as D&P and NOT A SINGLE ONE has asked for a baby yet AS OF TODAY😭 what is this lesbophobia wth (+ there’s… more to that as well, which I’ll probably update you on soon. The hint is: ✝️🙏💞)
