Phlo Mo

| I would cuddle you so hard | So very gay | phlomo-no meaning whatsoever |

[phlo-mo-blog]

When ur phone attacks u by falling on ur face😭😭

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When someone says they can eat a banana and not make it look sexual😁

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person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[glacecakes]

I accidentally came out to my parents after my surgery

[glacecakes]

Basically the nurse has to ask you who you are, standard procedure yeah? Except I answered “I’m lesbian”

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well thats one way...

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Doin' squats so my ass matches my sass

pinterest

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Buckle up buttercup, you just flipped my bitch switch.

Someone on twitter

[affectionsuggestion]

I so wish I was cuddling you right now

[thoughts-memories]

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This is cool as fuck

[sad--lesbian-deactivated2017040]

I feel this on spiritual level

[that-stupid-tardis-sound-deacti]

words i use in every sentence:

no

stop

dude

literally

like

seriously

fuck

[the-amity-affucktion]

That’s a sentence right there

[unfortunatelyonlyhuman-deactiva]

Forwards and backwards

[gaeans]

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

[hipster-trichster]

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

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:O

[troyler-phangirls-blog]

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Me: GYEKNOVINSJNNZM,KJNVWIFHBHDHHFGGULJJNINI20958N5

Mom: Oh, oh,okay sweetie

[lookingfortronler]

‘but they’ve gotten millions and millions views, so I think people don’t hate us’

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The nose bleed is on point.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[liquidtoast]

Good pet owner, doin’ it correctly.

[demegoddess]

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Step off my man