[phoebeconrcy]

princeianc‌:

Mmm, I think it was fruit, wasn’t it? –It’s a very good thing. Because I love you, and you love me. –I do. You’re a very cute sleeper. Especially after we’ve been making love and you have this smile on your face and don’t want to let go of me. It makes me happy. You watch me sleep???? –Why do you check if I’m still breathing, silly? I’m not going anywhere. –Yeah? Why’s that?

Oh, that’s very fancy. It’ll make it all official.

What kind of fruit? You’ve got to be more specific if you want to prove yourself a true stalker. --It makes me feel better. After everything... I don’t want to take for granted that you’re still alive when, you know, you almost weren’t. And I like looking at you, because, have you seen yourself? You’re a babe. 

--But if we want to add to it, maybe laminating isn’t the best idea.

[phoebeconrcy]

princeianc‌:

The feeling is mutual. I notice everything about you. So we’d be a perfect pair of stalkers. A match made in heaven. –And I think my wife is the most beautiful girl in the world. –It’s a little weird… Kidding. It’s not. I sometimes watch you sleep and wanna pinch you to make sure I haven’t been sleeping the whole time and wake up by myself in bed. 

We have quite a list. Good thing we have all the time in the world. 

Oh, really? Pop quiz; what did I eat for breakfast? --It’s a good thing we married each other. You watch me when I sleep? That’s cute. When do you, though? Because I definitely watch you. Sometimes, I check to make sure you’re still breathing. Other times, I just like looking at you.

I can think of a billion other places, but I think we’ve got enough for now. Maybe we should get it laminated.

[royal-amberl]

It’s been a long couple of days

[phoebeconrcy]

phoebeconrcy‌:

royal-amberl‌:

I know what you mean. About the loving so much it hurts and the whole royal thing, just with being pregnant I had so much spotlight on me. It’s tough. I really don’t know how they do it, except they don’t know any different. –Do you have any good movies I could watch? I feel like embracing this feeling with romantic movies.

We’re in this together, girl. They’re tricky waters to navigate, but I’ve got your back. Me neither, but then again, they have been doing this their whole lives. They’ve got it down pat. Maybe we can get Alaska to teach a class. –Want to watch Set It Up? The lead kind of looks like Amanda.

[phoebeconrcy]

princeianc‌:

I’m so glad you’ve noticed. It’s all for you. Have to be looking my absolute best next to my gorgeous wife. I beg to differ. You have an amazing butt. –I know the feeling completely.

–Keep going. I’m going to write every single place down so we can check them off when we do it.

I always notice. I even notice when you style your hair just a tad bit differently. If I wasn’t your wife, you’d think I was a stalker. You always look your best. This wife thinks her husband is jaw-droppingly handsome. --Like, sometimes I just want to squeeze you and make sure you’re real. Is that weird? 

The bathroom. The storage closet. The shower. The bath tub. The sauna. The tennis courts. The bathroom of that pub we sometimes go to.

[phoebeconrcy]

princewillconroy‌:

–Oh you mean when you were engaged to me, but fell in love with my brother? All water under the bridge. Besides, I didn’t handle being engaged too gracefully, either. We’re both better off with where we are now. 

There’s no rush– you guys just got married. Hell, Amber and I aren’t even married, and we got knocked up. I don’t think any of us are doing the traditional thing too well.

--Agreed. Much better and much happier. All of that feels like ages ago. It’s kind of funny when you think about it.

Traditional? i don’t know the meaning of the word. We’re a royal family for the modern age! 

[phoebeconrcy]

princeianc‌:

I’m your husband, you can comment all you like. –I have, I have…. why? –You’re a dork. And I love you. 

Mmm, can I choose all of the above? 

In that case... Your butt has been looking real good lately. It’s better than mine. Teach me your ways. --I’m your dork. And I love you. So much. Sometimes my heart hurts with how much.

All of the above and then some. --A plane... The Eiffel Tower; we came close to that... A meadow... The car... I can keep going.

[phoebeconrcy]

princewillconroy‌:

Definitely– it feels like this place might go back to the way it used to feel, before our parents. It really is. And we’re happy to have you in it. 

So, when are you and my brother going to have a little one of your own? 

I hope it does. For all our sakes. --Thank you for embracing me. I know I didn’t... Enter all too gracefully, but I’m grateful for all the love. 

Oh, god... I don’t know. I’m not sure if it’s in the immediate future for us. In a few years, for sure.

[royal-amberl]

It’s been a long couple of days

[phoebeconrcy]

royal-amberl‌:

I know what you mean. About the loving so much it hurts and the whole royal thing, just with being pregnant I had so much spotlight on me. It’s tough. I really don’t know how they do it, except they don’t know any different. –Do you have any good movies I could watch? I feel like embracing this feeling with romantic movies.

We’re in this together, girl. They’re tricky waters to navigate, but I’ve got your back. Me neither, but then again, they have been doing this their whole lives. They’ve got it down pat. Maybe we can get Alaska to teach a class. --Want to watch Set It Up? The lead kind of looks like Amanda.

[phoebeconrcy]

princeianc‌:

–I have been going to the gym in preparation for all the baby holding… I’m so glad you noticed. All my hard work has paid off. –Your uterus skipped a beat?

–Mmm, we should put in some practice. Practice makes perfect, right?

Of course I noticed. I just wasn’t sure if it was polite to comment. Have you been doing squats, too? --Kind of. Probably not. Most people would call that a cramp.

Practicing is the best part. We can practice in our apartment... Behind a bush... In the kitchen... On a boat...

[phoebeconrcy]

princewillconroy‌:

–I appreciate that, a lot, really. Thank you for everything. Our kids are lucky to have you and my brother as their aunt and uncle– they’re lucky to have each of the aunts and uncles they have. People who will always have their backs.

Of course! --They’re already so loved. You can feel it humming around the palace. I feel pretty lucky to be their aunt. Your... Well, I guess, our family is pretty amazing. 

[royal-amberl]

It’s been a long couple of days

[phoebeconrcy]

royal-amberl‌:

How has the married life been treating you, speaking of? –Don’t worry about being cheesy. I’m so emotional that it’s not even funny and it’s making me such a sap.

It’s been really good. It’s hard, but rewarding. I love him so much it hurts. I think, if anything, it’s adjusting to being royal. That’s the challenge. --Do you need anything? I can go grab you a box of tissues or maybe some chocolate? 

[phoebeconrcy]

princeianc‌:

Oh really? Because I think it’s you who looked hot holding them– made me think how I can’t wait for the day it’s us who have babies. 

Nah, it was definitely you. Your biceps were flexing a certain way. Damn. --Right? I think my uterus skipped a beat. Though, we have a little ways to go, baby.

[phoebeconrcy]

princewillconroy‌:

–That’s really sweet to say, Pheebs, thank you, seriously. It’s going to be kinda crazy raising two kids at once, but with you all around, I don’t doubt that they’re gonna come out okay. 

You’re very welcome. It’s true. They’re lucky to have the two of you for parents. --And i’m going to speak for everyone when I say we’re all here for you guys, whatever you need. 

[royal-amberl]

It’s been a long couple of days

[phoebeconrcy]

royal-amberl‌:

It’s those Conroy genes, I’m telling you. That family… they’re too damn beautiful, inside and out. It’s not fair. –I’m okay. I’ll save you the gory details, haha. I’m happy, but very tired. They have no clue how much they’re already loved and they’ve only been in the world a short time.

It’s really not. They were blessed with beautiful faces. We could be biased, though. Considering I married one and you had another one’s babies. --As to be expected! You just... You gave birth! I’m sorry, I’m sounding so cheesy. It’s just, kind of amazing. 

[phoebeconrcy]

princeianc‌:

You’re cute when you get all excited.

Watching you hold the babies was kind of hot.

[phoebeconrcy]

princewillconroy‌:

I’m sure they will love them, thanks Phoebe. –With you and their other aunts and uncles, they’re going to be the most spoiled kids in the entire world.

And I’m sure, knowing their parents, they’ll have very good, kind hearts. Nobody’ll have any idea they’ve got a giant family who spoils them. 

[royal-amberl]

It’s been a long couple of days

[phoebeconrcy]

royal-amberl‌:

Thank you, Phoebe. I’m happy they’re out, but at the same time, I feel like I’m going to be trying to put them back in there when they start growing up. 

You’re welcome. God, they’re both going to be heartbreakers when they’re older. You’re going to want to put them back in, haha. --How’re you feeling? Other than exhausted, obviously.