aneth ara, da'len

[dyketennant]

when the characters call each other their “partner” as some sort of formality (detectives, business, agency, etc.) but it also has a double meaning/homoerotic undertones

[coffeekaspbrak]

marty: i can’t stop cheating on my wife bruh

rust subplot:

[phantom-threaded]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 2005, dir. George Lucas

[kat1702]

feel like making revenge of the sith memes today

[dilfgifs]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN celebrates the 20th anniversary of Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

[exeggcute]

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[exeggcute]

can you imagine.

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[wizardarchetypes]

The way I know for a fact I would love everyone here so deeply and consider us a big family and everyone would want me dead so personally 

[paulgadzikowski]

"long enough to see three people in his section die" got me

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The Phamily of the Opera.

[kollapsar]

Space husband tarot card! I've just finished ME2 and my goodness.... I'd do anything for this dork

[nug-butt]

Anyways.

[morgangalaxy43]

You want Venom The Last Dance to be rated R so Venom can eat people I want Venom The Last Dance to be rated R so Venom and Eddie can have sex we are not the same

[morgangalaxy43]

You want Venom The Last Dance to be rated R so Venom can eat people I want Venom The Last Dance to be rated R so Venom and Eddie can have sex we are not the same

[t00thpasteface]

the real antidote to the problem of "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" is watching old horny shows like mash. nothing but perfectly normal-looking, homely, average people in that show who hook up with each other or unseen partners on a regular basis. hawkeye is absolutely drowning in sex and the man has such a bizarre mismatched set of randomly strong and weak facial features on a noodle body with dogshit posture. and it's GREAT. you can't tell how soft his jawline is because there's always a woman kissing his neck and blocking the camera. i know i riff on people saying they want to fuck mulcahy until he has a religious epiphany but as a butch lesbian with that exact face shape it's been so healing to be like. ohhhh ok so sexuality and attractiveness isn't just limited to the perfect beautiful poreless people on netflix. i understand now

[t00thpasteface]

accepting this schlub into my heart as a sex symbol and butchness projection target has done more for my self esteem than any of my five psychiatrists and fifteen different antidepressant prescriptions have ever accomplished

[functionally-immortal]

@sargassostories

your tags are perfection - i'll never get "he moves al dente" out of my head when rewatching M*A*S*H

[xtaisanax]

💤 Good night 💤

[otternil]

another bloodweave doodle. they are on my mind...

[patrick-stewart]

The man he faced was everything Obi-Wan had devoted his life to destroying: Murderer. Traitor. Fallen Jedi. Lord of the Sith. And here, and now, despite it all… Obi-Wan still loved him. - Revenge of the Sith by Matthew Stover

[evanmcohen]

Cosmic summer

[wordbunch]

"Of course [The Lord of the Rings] does not belong to me. It has been brought forth and must go now its appointed way in the world, though naturally I take a deep interest in its fortunes, as a parent would of a child. I am comforted to know that it has good friends to defend it against the malice of its enemies."

- J. R. R. Tolkien in Letters from Tolkien

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Minas Morgul by Alan Lee