Divorced guy (gender-neutral)

She/her, dead by desert duo

[phoenix-divorced]

Rigggght hello

So, Im Phoenix, i love to write and sometimes draw desert duo (they are killing me and i like it)

Umm

this is 2nd blog btw i'm not sure you need this info

Link to my AO3, where i post fanfics on english:

https://href.li/?https://archiveofourown.org/users/Fenix78005553535

Link to my ficbook, where i post fanfics earlier and on russian:

https://ficbook.net/authors/6599616

Link to my telegram where i post a lot of stuff about HC, desert duo and Traffic life but also a lot of shitpost on english and russian:

https://t.me/GGGakaDesertDuoBrainrot

[mochiwrites]

scar gets to drive the other hermits crazy in season 9, he constantly tells them he's going to go give grian a kiss, and when the hermits are surprised like really you're doing it, scar is like yeah do you want one too and offers them an elven kiss cookie

he asks grian in front of some of the others when they’re living in the spawn village. he looks grian dead in the eye and asks if he wants a kiss. and naturally grian is going to say yes. and the hermits around are like “???? are they finally—”

only for scar to merrily pass grian an elven kiss, and the avian is Extremely delighted by it

[phoenix-divorced]

okay i got nothing to do so take my strange night thought from some time ago.

if grian was a turtle he would bite everyone's feet in the water, blow away matrasses with his beak (is this what it's called???) and rock all small boats he could see.

scar would be an annoying seagull flying around and laughing at all this.

they would be the best besties of the beach.

[mystery-butknown]

Jimmy and Scott trying to kill Flower Husband

Scar and Grian ignoring ships/not acknowledging them

Mojang: *rubs hands together menacingly* so our new painting.... The poppy in the desert!

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

Fuck it

10 notes and I drink water everyday

20 notes and I eat 3 meals a day even if it means being late for school in the morning

50 notes and I take on of those gender test things to see if I’m non-binary

100 notes and I try and get at least 6 hours of sleep a night

200 notes and I start writing the fic again

500 notes and I’ll eat less unhealthy food

2000 notes and I’ll ask go on a walk every day

5000 notes and I’ll read homestuck

10,000 notes and I’ll start learning how to draw

15,000 notes and I’ll ask my mum if I can go to therapy (please no)

20,000 and I’ll ask my crush out (please no again)

Only three reblogs per person pls

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

Fuck it

10 notes and I drink water everyday

20 notes and I eat 3 meals a day even if it means being late for school in the morning

50 notes and I take on of those gender test things to see if I’m non-binary

100 notes and I try and get at least 6 hours of sleep a night

200 notes and I start writing the fic again

500 notes and I’ll eat less unhealthy food

2000 notes and I’ll ask go on a walk every day

5000 notes and I’ll read homestuck

10,000 notes and I’ll start learning how to draw

15,000 notes and I’ll ask my mum if I can go to therapy (please no)

20,000 and I’ll ask my crush out (please no again)

Only three reblogs per person pls

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

Fuck it

10 notes and I drink water everyday

20 notes and I eat 3 meals a day even if it means being late for school in the morning

50 notes and I take on of those gender test things to see if I’m non-binary

100 notes and I try and get at least 6 hours of sleep a night

200 notes and I start writing the fic again

500 notes and I’ll eat less unhealthy food

2000 notes and I’ll ask go on a walk every day

5000 notes and I’ll read homestuck

10,000 notes and I’ll start learning how to draw

15,000 notes and I’ll ask my mum if I can go to therapy (please no)

20,000 and I’ll ask my crush out (please no again)

Only three reblogs per person pls

[mumblesplash]

these post-mission lectures just don’t seem to be getting through to him for some reason 🤔

[phoenix-divorced]

if "Obsessed with you - The orion experience" is not Etho and Joel than I don't know what is.

[soonysy]

Day 118 — Grian

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He looks like mafia boss

[phoenix-divorced]

he w a t c h e s

[sushifoxxx]

A redraw of a panel from the most recent chapter of @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11's DDVAU!

It reminded me of the cactus ring so I added the bit at the bottom for a little bit of ✨spice✨

[cherrijuice]

Too sweet

[avi-wings]

can't believe they named the series that cus now "grian is homophobic in Real Life" is a correct sentence

[phoenix-divorced]

AUGH

b o o p

[mtg-player1]

Why do you boop? (if multiple apply, press the first that applies or the most important)

because it is my life's mission

because it fits my whimsical attitude

because I pray to Tumblr every day and need to appease It

because it's sorta fun lol

in hopes that somehow my taps will harm my Enemy on the other side

to increase the world power of friendship

I see button I hit button

other

Voting ended onApr 8, 2024

[phoenix-divorced]

b o o p