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Average morning for Daniel Molloy

some of you guys talk about iwtv as if you’re going to have to personally answer for every character’s sins at the gates of heaven

#something something that one tweet abt tearing the pages out of lolita on the bus #the vampire lestat #interview with the vampire #mumbling

this zone 2 shit is a nightmare as a beginner at this point i can get in zone 2 just by getting angry about how boring it is to stay in zone 2

#mumbling #TEN BILLION YEARS STATIONARY BIKE JAIL

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#bowl of chocolate cereal + monster everyyy day #my dentist has gently requested i at least switch to coffee #but like. that’s extra steps. in the MORNING

TOP TEN ⬆️🔟 facts about carbon dioxide 🌬️🌱 that i DON’T 🙅 LIKE

1) plants are made of air

2) when you lose weight it exits through your lungs

3) co2 saturation is capable of inducing feelings of panic in people who are otherwise neurologically incapable of fear

[to be continued when i learn seven more things]

#mumbling

xrd

#yeah i don't even need to say it

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Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

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#man no one keysmashes in tags anymore these days 😔#the economy is in shambles #much like my artistic ability

kind of obsessed with that ‘please message me i need to talk to you about a Concern it’s Important we need to resolve an Issue’-type of reply scam it truly could not be barking up a wronger tree if it tried. every day i am fighting for my life to reply to nice messages from people i know and care about and actively want to talk to and you think you can jump to the top of the list by implying a STRANGER is MAD AT ME. on the strangers getting mad at you website.

#mumbling

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new house rule: no bloodymary privileges until you ship grace with at least one eridian. also rocktiz is cheating

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shipping strattland earns you one ‘simon panics and attacks grace’ scene but only if you’re weird enough about it

#and frankly i doubt the truly enlightened strattlanders are motivated by bloodymary anyway #but the exchange rate is what it is.#mumbling

new house rule: no bloodymary privileges until you ship grace with at least one eridian. also rocktiz is cheating

#mumbling

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ok so hear me out,

(my focus group testing indicated quote 'it's way funnier when you know the words' so any viewers who share my focus group's inability to hear song lyrics may wish to find those here)

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@ the people who noted this is explicitly a rocky pov ily thank you for understanding the vision

#also was not particularly expecting anyone to notice this but #i still think i'm hilarious for syncing the lyrics 'i can see' to the echolocation reveal

me 90% of the time: (levitating, in harmony with the universe) i'm not training for anything except my own wellbeing, i can do what i can do, there are no timetables or external standards i need to hold myself to and i define what progress means to Me

the other 10%: i have GOT to be the cousin who can do the most pull ups by thanksgiving

#mumbling #you know how it is at family reunions. there's always a calisthenics segment.#actually that side of the family is literally all jocks so the probability is never zero #also i'm preemptively disqualifying significant others from the competition #mostly bc matt got a 2 year head start on me and has a +50kg 1 rep max which is clearly not fair

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Got really high yesterday and had to doodle my thoughts

#losing it this is so funny #project hail mary

man. sometimes i click through to someone’s ao3 bookmarks and not only is there completely unconcealed harry potter saved in there but it’s like. recent