no thoughts

they/he/she

[be-rich-buy-whatever-you-want]

it's canon that odysseus talks in his sleep, right? and in keep your friends close, he's thinking about going home and finally reuniting with penelope and telemachus before he falls asleep/while he's sleeping. so it is very possible that he was talking about them in his sleep. and that eurylochus heard him. and still chose to open the wind bag.

[phoenix-likethe-bird]

why do like,, 3 of the fandoms in hate their members (or whatever the word is) being happy

[xxcosmicaura]

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

[qinnyanimation]

Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out : Iliad edition

[kinkshame-puncher-666]

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

[suiheisen]

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

[daniartonline]

My boy, sweetest joy I’ve known ;-;

[phoenix-likethe-bird]

came back to tumblr just so i can see epic the musical fanart like this and i regret nothing

[cephalopod-celabrator]

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

[aimseytv]

trying to exist while my body is just constantly fighting my internal organs is exhausting i wish i could just teleport into a body that works

[lostfieldincidents]

this is so real it’s so exhausting i wish i could just snap my fingers and get everything to work for once so i don’t have to take tons of medication everyday

[aimseytv]

sometimes i wish i could crack my body like a glow stick but instead of glowing my body just works

[phoenix-likethe-bird]

i had a dream once that i did smth like that but when i woke up i was in more pain than i was when i fell asleep

[phoenix-likethe-bird]

i hate being sick 'cause wtf do you mean it hurts to swallow so i can't eat anything

[pukicho]

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.

[phoenix-likethe-bird]

you can't tell me what to do<3

[phoenix-likethe-bird]

someone needs to take my phone away so i can get this assignment for my theatre seminar done

[everydaylouie]

ghost swing 👻 🎸

[sneefsnorf]

it's a beautiful day to die

DO NOT LIKE WITHOUT REBLOGGING, I WILL BLOCK YOU!

[phoenix-likethe-bird]

i was threatened

[phoenix-likethe-bird]

y'all know that one scene in ohshc where haruhi fujioka is like,, "i don't care if you see me as a dude or a girl, senpai. people should be seen for who they are, not their sex" (or whatever idk the exact quote)? yea? that's me. i am haruhi fujioka.

[michaelholdenenjoyer]

Guys rebog this if you want me to spam your asks with random shit like this

Because that's what I wanna do

[phoenix-likethe-bird]

this is so real and so valid

[phoenix-likethe-bird]

i hate being hungry 'cause who tf is this little devil inside my stomach and why is it moving around so much