dumbass lines from the john phoenix fanfic that i decided read so u won’t have to because it’s written by an annoyin fella who has a major superiority complex and clearly has issues like oof 😅
‘Even though he was just a baby he looked smart and he looked like a defense attorney or a baby who would grow up to be a defense attorney one day.’
"His first name is John because of John from the bible. I wanted him to have a bible name from the bible."
‘Then suddenly the baby reached out and touched Phoenix's lawyer badge that Phoenix uses when he needs to defend people in court. Baby John's face lit up and he seemed to absorb magical powers from the badge. Then his face grew very solemn, as if in that moment he peeked into a window to the future and was contemplating some great destiny that lay before him.’
‘But he was a strong, healthy boy, and his IQ was measured to be in the range of IQ's that is considered to be the range in which geniuses are said to found.’
‘They were simpletons obsessed with submental popular culture and trends which were foreign to John Phoenix's interests. He would rather be by himself.’
‘John Phoenix moved his hand up and and then he moved his hand back in the air and then he made a fist with his hand and he moved the fist forward in the air and the fist touched the teacher's chin and that made the teacher get knocked unconscious.’
‘I am to be trained and taught, not be made a slave or a bafoon to be taken advantage of.’
‘John Phoenix did not say thank you. John Phoenix did not say thank you because Larry Butz did not deserve thanks for what he had done. Driving a car is not a hard task. Larry simply performed an easy task and he deserved no thanks or special recognition for his doing what he had done. John Phoenix thought he was superior to Larry Butz. John Phoenix held no ill-will towards Larry Butz but he knew he was better and smarter than him.’
‘The NASA supercomputer that was his brain started kicking into overdrive.’
