PhoenixSnatch

[bryanchuckbrennan]

When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

BLEASE

Gollum

[english-history-trip]

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

[english-history-trip]

[lioness--hart]

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

[abashurd]

[tsvete]

The inevitable reboot better go for these looks.

[vibewars]

Frodo’s bizarre adventure

[potatochipped]

Hey All! I have some friends who started a podcast called Sight Attendant about how blind people vs sighted people consume media. They’re working their way through Nicolas Cage movies and it’s wild. Check it out if you’re bored.

Sight Attendant is available on Spotify and Stitcher

[bralettesandkisses-deactivated2]

every baby needs a da-da-daddy, could my da-daddy be you?

[perfectlyunbound]

I’m doing a thing today. A thing I’ve never done for anyone. I’ve never felt comfortable doing this for anyone. But then he came along and changed everything.

It is not

Just

A hole

But something to

Make me

Whole

An offering

To you

Made in a

Sharp breath

One swift move

Just some

Pressure

Your helix

For my double

Helix

Blood to seal

My devotion

To my core

I am yours

[xhorrorbabyx-deactivated2023071]

after shower belly 🥴

[phoenixsnatch]

Y’all ever had a guy write choppy poetic thoughts about giving you an orgasm?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[submissiive4queens]

Findoms?

Looking for curvy or BBW findoms to worship and take my money 😍

[the-clown-crypt]

[prettyvixenavenue]

[ledger-heath]

Natalie Portman as Alice Ayres / Jane Jones in Closer (2004)

[brvkndaisy]

*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

[dcugifs]

[filthy-rotten-princess-deactiva]

Daddy knows exactly how to make me melt. 😍❤️

(Do NOT save/repost/steal or you will be blocked and reported!)

[s-k-a-z-a]

[mrmaster-lava-deactivated202504]

Little girl, I just wanna pick you up by your throat and watch your pretty little pussy drip. 🖤

[bitchieswitch-deactivated201909]

With Daddy

Me: Daddy? D: Yes? Me: Daddy? D: Yes? Me: DADDYYY?~ D: -sighs- Yes, princess? Me: I love you.