Jimmy Eat World
Sweet Seals For You, Always
izzy's playlists!
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
bliss lane
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
The Stonewall Inn
Keni
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titsay
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
todays bird
Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin
almost home
#extradirty
oozey mess
Phantogram Three
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yah, that's p much it. that's the show on this here blog.
@wordcubed sent me this one with the note of type of shit i would wear, and i agree, but i would also need a crop top
feel free to tell me what the crop top should say
I am
I am c asting a spell on bisexuals
I am turning the bisexuals into bisectionals
u are now soft and comfortable but ccan not move
turning the homosexuals into a home of sectionals
irresponsible with my powers...pansexuals become pan sectionals now....
Found this on instagram and now I’m gonna be singing it all day:
(@thepacificpals on insta)
IF THINGS WERE A LITTLE DIFFERENT YOU WOULD DIGEST YOURSELF THROUGH A CUT IN YOUR MOUTH. IT'S A RELIEF TO KNOW THERE ARE PROVISIONS AGAINST THIS.
Jenny Holzer, The Living Series, 1989
Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.
A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.
Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.
If we're being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.
Modern day adaptation of the “all young ladies keep a journal” scene from Northanger Abbey where Tilney clocks Catherine as a Tumblrina after only ten minutes of speaking with her (there’s no other way she could’ve picked up those speech patterns) (he knows this because he’s been on Tumblr since Dashcon)
Catherine’s questions about John Thorpe’s taste in books are utterly dismissed and it instead becomes clear that he’s something of a film bro. He then proceeds to go on a fifteen minute rant about the genius of The Wolf of Wall Street and seems on the verge of showing Catherine his Letterboxd until Tilney intervenes by loudly proclaiming that his favorite Scorsese movie is his obscure 1973 mafia film Goncharov
he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain
ONLY bcos loves u. love u DESPITE ur dinner actually
So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:
Absolutely iconic.
I want to throw in that part of the context behind this meme was N.D. talking about how he sometimes gets hatemail for marrying a man as a former lesbian, and how many people seem to think he divorced his wife.
I have not managed to find anyone who thinks that in the wild, but it is so damn funny.
My dark confession is that i want to put moisturizer on a vulture's head
one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever
obsessed with the memes my dad’s home depot coworkers share each other
Imagine you are a lynx and you eat a mouse that has mostly eaten raspberries its whole life. Christ! What decadence
can you imagine tho if Eridians discovered radiation years and years after the Blip-A left
and they're just absolutely horrified because now they know why the Blip-A never returned, they sent them all to die, now to save their sun they have to redo the entire program all over again and Adrian is devastated -
and then three Eridian years later Rocky shows up with his pet alien and a ton of taumeoba all I LIVED BITCH
i can't stop thinking abt this post so
