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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
The Bowery Presents
todays bird
occasionally subtle
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
NASA
shark vs the universe
izzy's playlists!
Color Me Curious
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PR's Tumblrdome
bliss lane
seen from United States
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seen from Argentina
seen from Iraq
seen from Spain
seen from Türkiye
seen from Ukraine
seen from Philippines
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Russia
seen from Germany
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seen from South Korea
seen from Venezuela
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@anais-ninja-bitch
@anais-ninja-bitch
yah, that's p much it. that's the show on this here blog.
@wordcubed sent me this one with the note of type of shit i would wear, and i agree, but i would also need a crop top
feel free to tell me what the crop top should say
Went pottery painting yesterday and I’m surprisingly infatuated with how this one turned out.
A prayer to the kiln gods that it remains as cute as it is now!
Wow! This got so much love out of nowhere, thank you to the extremely sweet reblogs wishing me luck with the kiln!
You guys finally got my butt in gear to post the final product.
I’m really happy with the colors and speckles! It’s got that cozy/kitschy feel meets punk sorta vibe that I wanted. I am definitely looking to put it up on the wall. :)
Parts of the Odyssey I WISH Christopher Nolan kept...
Aeolus and his wind bag
Odysseus meeting his mother Anticlea in the underworld. It hurts his heart to see she died of grief waiting for him to return.
The horror after Odysseus' men butcher the sun god's cows. The meat starts mooing on the skewers, the cowhides slither along the ground, and the carcasses get up and start moving like live cattle. It would've made for some great horror.
Penelope testing her husband by saying she moved the wedding bed (one of its posts was carved from an olive tree and the whole palace was built around it so you would have to uproot it to move the bed). Odysseus gets irate hearing that it was moved and his reaction is how she knows it's not Zeus in disguise (recall that Zeus is not above shapeshifting into women's husbands)
Telemachus nearly stringing Ody's bow on his first try with no prior knowledge but Ody secretly signals for him to stop
Athena being a bro and asking Eos (goddess of dawn) to hold back the day so Ody could have as much time "reuniting" with Penelope as possible.
doodles from when i finished first gtn (2021)
Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”
he's right but at what cost
the long awaited sequel
do you guys promise you will keep blogging with me about vampires forever ?
i would but sadly i'm a human with a mortal life. if only there were a way for me to stay by your side, blogging forever...............
haha yeah that’d be cool……. unrelated but can you come a little closer with your neck exposed
okay <3
yay <3
in the mission control room hearing my veteran pilot snarl "I won't go down to some nobody!" into the comms and putting my head in my hands because now that he said that he's absolutely going to die to this oddly skilled random upstart in a standard issue infantry mech
OP it is absolutely vital that you open comms with your pilot and say his name. maybe mention something about the ace up his sleeve or whatever. that should buy him enough time to set his mech to self-destruct or launch his signature weapon. if he can time it right he'll be able to eject just as the explosion covers his escape.
he might survive with an evil-looking scar and a new thirst for revenge. better than nothing.
Texts From Superheroes
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Does she know how much the lesbians adore her
let’s get cozy with mama
Baby need smoko
I want a memorial plaque dedicated to me for some weird donation that specifies in cast bronze: "She's not dead, she just thought it'd be funny to have something dedicated in her memory while she was still alive" but under the explicit agreement that upon my death a second, smaller plaque would be added underneath that read: "Edit: Actually she is dead now and hopes her contribution continues to brighten your day. Citation needed."
red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting
red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING
Real mackerel GAMER now going for only 200g!
ive befriended a seagull family that lives on my roof and one of them is the sweetest little lad and the other one is a creature of malice and hatred
i drew them
My favorite thing about the “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!” tagline is that every part of it is technically wrong. Only one of the two main lesbians is a necromancer, the gothic palace is not haunted, and they are on Earth for 90% of the book.
My other favorite thing about the “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!” tagline is that every part of it is technically right. The Earth is in space, there are numerous lesbian necromancers in addition to Harrow (Ianthe, Judith, Cytherea), and Canaan house is absolutely most definitely haunted that was my bad.
