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Color Me Curious
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Origami Around
Not today Justin
NASA
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shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
Love Begins
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Discoholic 🪩
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
The Stonewall Inn
Doug Jones
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yah, that's p much it. that's the show on this here blog.
@wordcubed sent me this one with the note of type of shit i would wear, and i agree, but i would also need a crop top
feel free to tell me what the crop top should say
some people can't fathom "rudeness" as a concept outside of identity, power, and oppression dynamics. so you point out they're being assholes and they start doing identity math at you to prove they're justified.
like sure, it's true that you are technically "punching up" in terms of that framework. but we're just hanging out rn, so why are you punching at all? you aren't challenging any power structures, you're just being mean to my friend kayla who has been nothing but lovely this evening.
"Punching up" is a concept from comedy anyway, its not a universal rule. Comedy has to have a punchline, so make it the people in power.
A discussion, a hangout, a barbecue doesnt need a punchline doesnt need any punching. Lower your fists. Try a differrent method of connecting to someone. Youre not immune to being an asshole, no one is.
Best dialog
those two scottish cunts are mad for walking 500 miles and then 500 more but when you think about how much an uber costs they start talking sense
Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai
Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward
(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)
Wait but also, until then, if anyone under the age of majority is challenged
Zuko fights it for them.
Which, especially in more rural towns (where Agni Kais are less of a public event and more of a fast and violent duel) is terrifying because you challenge your neighbor’s kid over a stolen chicken-fish and all of a sudden the Fire Lord is showing up???
But, those few who still challenge those who should be kids learn quickly to regret it.
Okay but this implies that Zuko knows whenever someone challenges a kid to an Agni Kai and is there before the battle takes place.
Firelord Zuko: *wakes up in a cold sweat near midnight*
Firelord Zuko: *running down the palace hallways while still struggling to put in his pants, being chased by his team of bodyguards* I’M GOING TO HING WA ISLAND TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS SEE YOU IN A WEEK BITCHES
Random spirit: Why’d you do that to him? Isn’t it kind of a stretch for a mortal to be blessed like that?
Agni himself: I felt like it
@dead-fandom-society @evilkitten3
how dare you leave this gold in the notes
ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know
Haven't posted in 5 years ❤️🩹❤️🩹 (8 days)
They think they look tough
"We're not supposed to be honest when people ask us how we are?"
Uhm.. Actually, you can be. There's a lot of people who are honest when answering that question. They just do it in ways that don't come across so upsetting or depressing.
Many people sugarcoat their answers to be more palatable for a greeting, or for a start of a conversation. It can also just be a polite way of giving others an out for a potential depressing conversation they may not want to be a part of.
These responses usually come in forms like, - "How are you?/How's it going?" - "Could be better." "It's definitely going." "I'm still alive." "I'm getting there." "New day, new problems." "Well, I'm still here." "Same old." "It's not all sunshine." "It's moving along". "It is what it is." "Not great but I'll survive." "Hoping tomorrow comes quickly." And many more responses like this. These are all ways of basically saying "Things are kinda/very shit at the moment for me". But they just don't go into detail about it. They are being honest, without the extra information.
If the other person doesn't want to go further into this then they may just responed with something like "I feel you", or "That's relatable", or "Yeh, that's life". Which are basically ways of saying "I acknowledge things aren't easy right now", without having to go into a conversation about it. Not everyone has the emotional energy to deal with conversations like that in that moment and that's okay.
Honesty doesn't need to come with the extra information. A lot of people won't give the extra information and that's the difference.
These are some good options.
However, people tend to also misunderstand what these greetings are for.
Like most of behaviours stored under the label of "good manners" it's a bid for positive connection. Like "hey fellow stranger, let's connect in this tiny field to confirm we're both safe:)" - it's an equivalent of animals scenting one another.
When someone says "How are you?" and you answer is "Good. How are you?" That's a little connection you two just made that makes the following interaction easier. It signals to both of you that the other person is safe to interact with.
When your answer to "How are you?" is one of the "Still alive" variety without spilling your guts at them, the other person can commiserate in the "Yeah tell me about it" way, and it's the same thing - it's safe to interact.
If you take these greetings as a chance to spill your guts at someone - it's signalling to their hindbrain that something is wrong with this situation and they should be on guard. You're demanding emotional labour from a stranger who wasn't prepared for it. May as well ask them for money while you're at it - when all they want to do is to serve you that coffee or deal with your purchase.
Screamin Jay Hawkins if he was a dog: I put a smell on u
And now you're mine
I have a new favourite batshit rail idea
Please build it for the funny please please please
You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.
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hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel
500 MILES?!?!?!
500 MORE?!?!?!
You can get there through the desert. Here, ride this horse.
Its name?! I don't think it has one
TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.
Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.
is he a character from Blackadder?
Jfc…. is it Cybersmith?
Lotta (obviously joking) speculation in the notes that this guy is some kind of immortal but I’d like to note that this is a real (albeit EXTREMELY niche) political stance in the UK.
Jacobitism has never 100% gone away and actually had a whole revival in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. The revival dried up around WWI but there’s an organisation called the Royal Stuart Society founded 1926 which still exists and does things like get together every year to hold a memorial service for Charles I. I gather there’s a demographic of people who have been raised to believe in Jacobitism by Jacobite parents.
‘Francis’ is Duke Franz of Bavaria who seems like a pretty chill guy as aristocrats go and also is gay IRL.
UNMUTE!!
POV u are delicious
Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT
I meant "gets it" as in they will kill him but I like your idea of Drugs Georg better
Nessie beaker mug, 1968, by William John Clappison for Hornsea Pottery Co. Ltd.
