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yah, that's p much it. that's the show on this here blog.
@wordcubed sent me this one with the note of type of shit i would wear, and i agree, but i would also need a crop top
feel free to tell me what the crop top should say
Tumblr makes fun of suburban moms a lot, but like 95% of posts here sound like they were written by a 40 year old housewife leaving a passive aggressive note on their daughters door. “Friendly reminder that dirty clothes go in the laundry basket and clean clothes go on hangers. I can’t believe this still has to be said. Anyway, love you babies, be safe out there.”
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?“
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
“Maybe i need to use the sleep”
Absolutely raging little burrowing Owl
distressing yet poetic that the Door to Hell is located in a country with one of the most restrictive visa policies in the world. imagine a magic portal to a kickass demonic dimension opened, but you had to cross the world, evade the border guards, and break into a whole ass country just to access it. now THAT is a QUEST.
anyway gimme a story about a demon trying to get home to hell but she keeps getting foiled by immigration control
oh, the Door To Hell aka the Darvaza gas crater is a real place in Turkmenistan fyi. yes that really is its colloquial name. for uh, self-evident reasons:
it's a natural gas crater formed by a collapsed cavern. it's been burning for over 50 years!
Gaud you forgot the best part which is that the dictator of Turkmenistan did donuts next to it to prove he was alive
I mean shit, dude's living it up you gotta give him that
mitch mcconnell get yer ass out here
one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.
making sonas
how is he red-green colorblind???
he’s regular blind.
☞ THUS
To the tumblr user who I just blocked, I hope you at least know (if you're not a bot, which I suspect you might be) that 'can I get your mom's linkedin' is, like, a generational innovation in negging
when a cat scratches you it is usually your fault. cat owners understand this. when a dog scratches you it is almost always their fault. which is okay. theyre just happy to see you :) the cat is also happy to see you but watch out
Everyone jokes about Chuck Tingle actually being Chris Pine. I think this is incorrect.
While I don't actually want to know his real identity, because in my mind, his real identity IS CHUCK, I have assumed since Barbie came out that he is in fact Ryan Gosling.
I have little concrete evidence to back this up, and in fact, again, I do not want to know the truth. But this feels like a hilarious head canon I should mention at some point.
(I do have a list of real reasons based on things Doctor Tingle has said over time. But those are mine to marinade.)
There's only one way to be sure.
Would you like to go to space?
absolutely not
ohhhh BIIIG stretch!!!!
as mentioned here, three of my favorite Quirked Up joke deliveries + one meme delivered deathly seriously
Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?
I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."
I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street
