this is not a place of honor

blog made of dick jokes and alcoholism by a 40 yo cis bi woman, lots of fandom, occasional art and culture with a garnish of leftishness, follow if you can have fun and play along, if no jog on, DNI if you have a strict DNI

[thememedaddy]

[cargopantsman]

@anais-ninja-bitch

[anais-ninja-bitch]

yah, that's p much it. that's the show on this here blog.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

@wordcubed sent me this one with the note of type of shit i would wear, and i agree, but i would also need a crop top

feel free to tell me what the crop top should say

[systlin]

Vibe checking Sauron at the Battle of the Black Gate by playing a very loud recording of a wolfhound baying over a loudspeaker.

[systlin]

Behold, the one thing that can make the Dread Lord of Mordor, he who felled Numenor and served as the right hand of Morgoth, absolutely shit his drawers in terror;

Or, alternetively,

[plaguedocboi]

The Great Lakes should have their own very small species of whale

[creepy-wheat]

hhhrrrnnffgg,, STURGEON !

STURGEON !!

[becquerel]

ok i feel crazy reading through the tag for sinners because theres this very weird pervasive notion that it seems like people do not understand remmick and his kkk member first victims are in fact lying repeatedly throughout the movie. like they lie. we know they lie because they promise all they want is to come inside and play music for the juke joint. that is not true at all as they want to come inside and kill everyone.

so why are there so many posts resting on the notion that they are unable to lie when these same vampires say they dont believe in the kkk anymore and just want equality.

[becquerel]

"when remmick de-racist-ifyed the former kkk members" did we watch the same movie. no the fuck he did not. that woman was lying when she said they no longer worked with the kkk. because she wanted to eat the people still inside. good lord.

[bloodonmybarbieshirt]

We established incredibly early on to the movie that the KKK lie! It's their main thing! They lie that the vampire ain't in their house, they lie that the Klan is gone, they lie about that musician to lynch him in a train station. Folks ain't got no media literacy.

[becquerel]

yes exactly! + this reply too

there's a huge theme of historical lying to black americans to exploit and kill them. the devil is smarter than to look scary for his victims!

[creatingblackcharacters]

FINALLY someone brings up how they were lying about the Klan from jump! We literally saw the dudes Klan robes in the house before/when the Choctaw hunters were chasing Remmick down! They dead just didn't pay attention to anything in the movie!

[pixelatedpetals]

The worst thing anyone has ever done to me is when I said to my sibling, who'd just finished NtN:

"I hate John Gaius so much, I need to shake him around between my teeth."

And they said:

"Unfortunately I think he would enjoy that."

I'll never recover.

[idiopathicsmile]

i have maybe been on tumblr too much lately because when i opened my weather app today, i initially parsed "cloudy" as "cunty."

[idiopathicsmile]

although in fairness to me, current weather conditions in my area are quite cunty!

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[neunhofferart]

Nearly pissed myself laughing earlier when I saw this absolute Looney Tunes truck attempting to transport an oversized mattress down the road with only a couple tiny bungee cords holding on for dear life, while it ballooned out behind the truck like a drag racing parachute:

[laropasucia]

[willabee]

shape (triangle)

[i-drew-this-post]

I drew the shape (triangle)

[lifeandtimesoftrying]

@animals-with-fan-art

[badxwolf]

Where is "rose is watching her planet die while the doctor is slaying in the corner" I haven't seen her on my dash in a while I miss her

[fenrirscarsback]

[natalieironside]

Generally in favor of coyotes. Wolves, as well. Bobcats. That sort of thing.

[natalieironside]

In support of the humble varmint against all its various adversaries

[wyrmzone]

love this post so much i made a doodle about it

[cosmopoliturtle]

Pokemon Redesign #158-159-160 - Totodile, Croconaw, Feraligatr

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[brynnamonroll]

I'm so endeared by the French term for a stray cat being "chat errant." This implies the existence of a stray knight. Or that a chat errant is searching for noble purpose.

[redstonedust]

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

[vamp1rate]

sometimes i really love inaturalist

[sideiest-blog-around]

Oh this is great

[astra-the-dragon]

more highlights:

[Steller's Jay, Cyanocitta stelleri, USA]

[Knight Anole, Anolis equestris, USA]

[yet-to-be-identified fly, Phaoniinae, England]

[Northern Flicker, Colaptes auratus, USA]

you, too, can contribute to the project! :3

[spacewonder19]

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