this is not a place of honor

blog made of dick jokes and alcoholism by a 40 yo cis bi woman, lots of fandom, occasional art and culture with a garnish of leftishness, follow if you can have fun and play along, if no jog on, DNI if you have a strict DNI

[thememedaddy]

[cargopantsman]

@anais-ninja-bitch

[anais-ninja-bitch]

yah, that's p much it. that's the show on this here blog.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

@wordcubed sent me this one with the note of type of shit i would wear, and i agree, but i would also need a crop top

feel free to tell me what the crop top should say

[alethianightsong]

Parts of the Odyssey I WISH Christopher Nolan kept...

Aeolus and his wind bag

Odysseus meeting his mother Anticlea in the underworld. It hurts his heart to see she died of grief waiting for him to return.

The horror after Odysseus' men butcher the sun god's cows. The meat starts mooing on the skewers, the cowhides slither along the ground, and the carcasses get up and start moving like live cattle. It would've made for some great horror.

Penelope testing her husband by saying she moved the wedding bed (one of its posts was carved from an olive tree and the whole palace was built around it so you would have to uproot it to move the bed). Odysseus gets irate hearing that it was moved and his reaction is how she knows it's not Zeus in disguise (recall that Zeus is not above shapeshifting into women's husbands)

Telemachus nearly stringing Ody's bow on his first try with no prior knowledge but Ody secretly signals for him to stop

Athena being a bro and asking Eos (goddess of dawn) to hold back the day so Ody could have as much time "reuniting" with Penelope as possible.

[wockpurz-draws]

doodles from when i finished first gtn (2021)

[s-leary]

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

[commonplacefolklore]

he's right but at what cost

[ink-the-artist]

[ink-the-artist]

the long awaited sequel

[ink-the-artist]

[chromaticabrasions]

do you guys promise you will keep blogging with me about vampires forever ?

[wizardarchetypes]

i would but sadly i'm a human with a mortal life. if only there were a way for me to stay by your side, blogging forever...............

[chromaticabrasions]

haha yeah that’d be cool……. unrelated but can you come a little closer with your neck exposed

[wizardarchetypes]

okay <3

yay <3

[epidaleacalamita]

in the mission control room hearing my veteran pilot snarl "I won't go down to some nobody!" into the comms and putting my head in my hands because now that he said that he's absolutely going to die to this oddly skilled random upstart in a standard issue infantry mech

[jadeharleyinc]

OP it is absolutely vital that you open comms with your pilot and say his name. maybe mention something about the ace up his sleeve or whatever. that should buy him enough time to set his mech to self-destruct or launch his signature weapon. if he can time it right he'll be able to eject just as the explosion covers his escape.

he might survive with an evil-looking scar and a new thirst for revenge. better than nothing.

[curlicuecal]

[textsfromsuperheroes]

Texts From Superheroes

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[escapedangels]

Does she know how much the lesbians adore her

[pnglove]

let’s get cozy with mama

[weirdpngs]

Baby need smoko

[katjohnadams]

I want a memorial plaque dedicated to me for some weird donation that specifies in cast bronze: "She's not dead, she just thought it'd be funny to have something dedicated in her memory while she was still alive" but under the explicit agreement that upon my death a second, smaller plaque would be added underneath that read: "Edit: Actually she is dead now and hopes her contribution continues to brighten your day. Citation needed."

[segamascott]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[helpeverythingiscats]

red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING

[kittybroker]

Real mackerel GAMER now going for only 200g!

[sourearth]

ive befriended a seagull family that lives on my roof and one of them is the sweetest little lad and the other one is a creature of malice and hatred

[sourearth]

i drew them

[strangeboneyuriwoman]

My favorite thing about the “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!” tagline is that every part of it is technically wrong. Only one of the two main lesbians is a necromancer, the gothic palace is not haunted, and they are on Earth for 90% of the book.

[strangeboneyuriwoman]

My other favorite thing about the “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!” tagline is that every part of it is technically right. The Earth is in space, there are numerous lesbian necromancers in addition to Harrow (Ianthe, Judith, Cytherea), and Canaan house is absolutely most definitely haunted that was my bad.

[dogpuppy]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[torgamous]

FELLATIO: Have you never taken within your mouth

The tender member of your lady love?

Then be assured its texture is unmatched

Now softened as it is by womanhood

KING: Thou dares impugn the honor of thy queen?!

Were we not so close I would have thy head!

FELLATIO: Tis futile. You may have my head but once,

While I have claimed your wife's a thousandfold