this is not a place of honor

blog made of dick jokes and alcoholism by a 40 yo cis bi woman, lots of fandom, occasional art and culture with a garnish of leftishness, follow if you can have fun and play along, if no jog on, DNI if you have a strict DNI

[thememedaddy]

[cargopantsman]

@anais-ninja-bitch

[anais-ninja-bitch]

yah, that's p much it. that's the show on this here blog.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

@wordcubed sent me this one with the note of type of shit i would wear, and i agree, but i would also need a crop top

feel free to tell me what the crop top should say

[neunhofferart]

Nearly pissed myself laughing earlier when I saw this absolute Looney Tunes truck attempting to transport an oversized mattress down the road with only a couple tiny bungee cords holding on for dear life, while it ballooned out behind the truck like a drag racing parachute:

[laropasucia]

[willabee]

shape (triangle)

[i-drew-this-post]

I drew the shape (triangle)

[lifeandtimesoftrying]

@animals-with-fan-art

[badxwolf]

Where is "rose is watching her planet die while the doctor is slaying in the corner" I haven't seen her on my dash in a while I miss her

[fenrirscarsback]

[natalieironside]

Generally in favor of coyotes. Wolves, as well. Bobcats. That sort of thing.

[natalieironside]

In support of the humble varmint against all its various adversaries

[wyrmzone]

love this post so much i made a doodle about it

[cosmopoliturtle]

Pokemon Redesign #158-159-160 - Totodile, Croconaw, Feraligatr

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[brynnamonroll]

I'm so endeared by the French term for a stray cat being "chat errant." This implies the existence of a stray knight. Or that a chat errant is searching for noble purpose.

[redstonedust]

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

[vamp1rate]

sometimes i really love inaturalist

[sideiest-blog-around]

Oh this is great

[astra-the-dragon]

more highlights:

[Steller's Jay, Cyanocitta stelleri, USA]

[Knight Anole, Anolis equestris, USA]

[yet-to-be-identified fly, Phaoniinae, England]

[Northern Flicker, Colaptes auratus, USA]

you, too, can contribute to the project! :3

[spacewonder19]

Total Solar Eclipse © Gijs de Reijke

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[beemovieerotica]

[cryptic-forge]

made a little wind-up porcelain dragon.

the patterns are paper napkin decoupage again, and this time i took some progress pictures, so a That is incoming, in response to a bunch of asks i got months ago.

[sacred-portal]

[thipuh]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Get yourself a meeting with a Costco hotdog, today for only $1.50!

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[yugirimistwalker]

ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?