Bluupe

call me phon 💟 they/them 💟 parfies centric acc

[phonblue]

Ku is pal 💟

Random ass crack I made just to snort, eng translation under cut

Wfies: distance bro that's my baby (pretty much meaning get away from my baby)

Spke: YO WHAT DID I DO I'M JUST A HUMAN BEING QUIET HERE

Bsfer: Do you have the rights to be jealous yes or no ☺☺????

Flme: THAT'S CRAZY WHAT THE FUCK/MOTHERFUCKER THEY'RE JUST NEXT TO EACH OTHER

Ken: @/Wto play 'Until When' by Orange & Lemons (probably better to listen to the actual song)

Wmmbu: "BABY" HE SAYS @/Prrot AROY AROY AGOY AGOY (I don't even know how to explain this part but it's like saying 'ouch ouch' I guess?? it's a tt reference 😭😭)

[parfieskiss]

wfies coming to his apt after a long day of classes exhausted and sleep deprived to crash on his bed before going to back to finish his assignments and finding parrt there on his bed with a bag full of wfies favorite snacks. idk i like the thought of parrt knowing wfies roommate enough to ask him if he could be let in to surprise wfies

anyways wfies sees parrt and his eyes light up a little as he puts his stuff by his rooms door to give him a hug. maybe they have a little talk about how parrot got here and wfies classes while wfies got changed into something more comfortable to sleep in.

parrt sees how tired wfies is and tells him to go to sleep bc parrt will be there when wfies wakes up

[phonblue]

Suggestive evilfies x uuparrot under cut

evilfies sending uufies a sex tape of him and parrot next

[anjio00]

[The Church // Paragon]

Unstable spoilers below

Enough about that inventory damn

[phonblue]

Saw that one ask-wfies post where it says he went to a laufey concert so I'm gonna go on and imagine he went with our lauver boy Prrot

Wfies surprising Prrot with laufey concert tickets for the two of them...Prrot was initially sad when the tickets sold out and he didn't make it, so he was just ready to sulk all day but then he was beaming with joy when Wfies told him on one of their hangouts or maybe calls.

Imagine Prrot making little felt crowns for the two of them to wear... I'm not sure if Prrot would be the arts and crafts type but it's adorable to imagine him trying his best and spending his free time on that instead of editing or something else lol

Wfies gifting Prrot a mei mei plushie on the day of the concert... oh I just know he was staring at Prrot the whole time while Prrot was singing his heart out...

Maybe they talk about how Prrot has used some of laufeys songs for inspo on uu

Wfies said he doesn't really listen to her music but what if he does anyway for Prrot... they share wired earphones to listen to more of her music

this is all pretty cliché/corny but I just think it would be really cute

[phonblue]

amazing art omg the x2 on parrots arm is so creative and wifies just staring at parrot 😍😍

-🍋‍🟩

Thank you sm 💟💟 although I'm sure there are probably others who have already done the x2 patch but that's so sweet thank you

We're gonna need a count for how many times artists have drawn wifies just staring at parrot like the yearner he is lmao

[phonblue]

his ass was definitely gonna say parfies a few days before 😭😭😭

Like damn we get it, you love your boyfriend

[phonblue]

Would it be delusional to say I always thought that this was about parfies?

The question was answered around a few days after prrots boundaries were updated to no shipping 🤔🤔

[phonblue]

Apparently in the downloadable world for dawtde, there's an armorstand slimeknight version of the paragon chamber scene. And one of the features in the world is if you get lost, you can just drop a spyglass to teleport back to the lobby.

Additionally, Wfies mentioning Prrot in the description for motivating him... plus the it's all yours ref in the mc pre-live...

Bro just wants to mention prrot any chance he gets 🙏🙏

doodle of them hugging under cut because of this

Kinda off topic but imagine Prrot running to jump on Wfies as soon as they reunited in proton after Wfies got chunkbanned and Wfies twirling him around...

[phonblue]

‎You look beautiful in my trims, darling.

[nobrainsnobrawns]

The beta unstable videos with parrot as a scientist… an au where evilfies and parrot work in the same lab

Parrot being the only one who can keep up with evilfies, evilfies’s fascination and parrot’s absolute idgaf he just wants to research, their exploits together…

And the I suddenly thought of an academia au