Crowlture

A bunch of bugs in a trench coat. So uh, newsies am I right? | she/her | Adult

[art-the-f-up]

those of u who were asking me for more trolley operators, are you happy with your doomed yuri

[cordiwinkswinsagain]

I want you all the time

[logy-kot]

trolley operators

[phoneenjoyer]

Feeling really scared of being aromantic

[wettbewerberrr]

cpunz kissing the church wall paintings of exdee because he misses cdream that bad

that's the post

[computer-graveyard]

Nap time

[wavezies]

things in phm that really tickled me as a marine biologist:

the concept of star-eating microbes causing a crisis and the solution being the introduction of space wolves to space yellowstone to control the space elk population. i love a good trophic cascade

dr ryland grace immediately pitching "turn the spaceship into a giant centrifuge to generate gravity" and then not balancing his actual centrifuge later on

the entire "life is reason" scene really

grace forgetting to open the mystery alien container in a fume hood AND immediately sticking his nose in it. if we did this in chemistry lab we were executed on the spot

academia drama being one of the cornerstones of grace's character

grace switching through every spectrum setting on the microscope to try to see into the astrophages and not being able to (relatable)

also: the astrophage dying and grace going "ohhh it died..." (very relatable)

grace having his not-scientist buddy Carl to give him frank solutions when he's overthinking. yes, often the solution is just to put the box in another box

copious duct tape usage

just sticking a filter into the path of the petrova line to collect astrophage goop

eva going "so it's alive" when grace tells them the astrophage are moving, and him being like "WELL ok that could be for a lot of reasons" in the tone of someone who doesn't even know where to start explaining why that's a hasty assumption

grace referring to the first new astrophage as his and carl's baby multiple times (HIGHLY relatable)

humanity's greatest hope being a teacher. humanity being saved by grace's ability to find novel ways to communicate well with others -- something that made him excellent as an educator, and enabled him to bond with rocky

[kenjo-arts]

c!Sam: I hope no deranged prisoners come through the ominously glowing lava and fucks me

Based on this video

[wolfythewitch]

Him being a teacher is So dear to me guys

[phoneenjoyer]

Oh em gee that time of year already???

[phoneenjoyer]

I need 50¢ for a bouncy ball

[phoneenjoyer]

I need instant gratification from the bouncy ball machine rn

[phoneenjoyer]

I need a bouncy ball so bad rn

[wettbewerberrr]

when your situationship is chopped as hell and all you got are his old photos

[hey-they-was-coronas]

why the FUCK is morris always on top of the distribution area thing

is his job not to help give papers to the newsies

like what could he possibly be doing up there

nothing helpful i guess

[junniebuggers]

@phoneenjoyer

[phoneenjoyer]

He just likes to climb man leave him alone :( he's making sure they aren't acting up, it's like a watchtower

[jademoraz]

ifyky

"if only if only, the woodpecker sighs, the bark of the tree was as soft as the skies, the wold waits below hungry and lonely, he cries to the moon if only, if only"

[miss-cherrypie]

Yeah, yeah, now let the lesbians have their moment, they finally can fuck