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🐞 AHHHH! THERES A BAT ABOVE ME! ITS TRYING TO EAT ME! 🏃‍♀️ The name's Buggers. Juniper Buggers.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unrestrained summer fun

[shakespeare-guy-anon]

calling rosencrantz and guildenstern gay but not in the way that they're gay for each other it's just that i doubt either of them would marry a woman

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unrestrained summer fun

[junniebuggers]

Transmasc Obi Wan Kenobi. Thats the post.

[junniebuggers]

I listened to newsies everything I better

NOW IS THE TIME TO SIEZE THE DAYYYYYY

[junniebuggers]

It's not late enough for this.

I cant use don't trust how you feel about your life after 9 pm excuse

[tired-shipper]

smashes a big as fuck red button labeled "ISOLATION / SELF DESTRUCTION"

[ethicallyunwell]

ofc you listen to rachmaninoff. god forbid you let yourself experience an emotion at an manageable intensity. ffs, marsy.

why experience emotions at an manageable intensity when I could instead cultivate them carefully like a Victorian illness?

Besides, you seem to be no stranger to him as well, so I’d like to hand that comment back to yourself.

[ladyliszt]

ok but that was like his natural state of being so it makes sense

[nightvaleofficial]

[creatingblackcharacters]

I wish y'all put as much energy as y'all do expecting Black people to be the bigger person, into telling antiblack bigots to be better people.

[creatingblackcharacters]

I think it's a... Sign, I suppose, of the comfort of antiblackness, that it's easier to continue to beg Black people for patience, to expect it, feel entitled to it even, than it is to go to your peers and tell them to knock it off. Personally. There's a quote, I wish I could remember it, about the finite-ness of Black Patience. Mm.

[mettaworldpiece]

From his poem “warning”

[creatingblackcharacters]

THANK YOU!!!

[hxxrtlxss-ghxst]

reblog this post with the colour you associate with prev and why!

(I have synesthesia, I wanna see what everyone else comes up with)

@dazaisbaldspot @smoresxd @bloody--dreams @number1odasakufan @cmd-shift4 @melancholic-whimsy @vinnythefrog @sincerelykomi @spiralingbackintime @ryuwantsrevenge @g0reybonez @trashy-trout45 @slitneyspears + open tags /nf

[octahedral-chaos]

Tax is green to me, like a slightly dark green if that makes sense? Not too sure in all honesty, maybe the icon makes me associated green with you?

@mystic-menagerie, @sardonyx-x3, @megamad64, @delta-hexagon and anyone else!

[mystic-menagerie]

Ooooo you're like. A very bright, neon orange. The kind you might see in strobe lights. Also you'd probably rhythmically flash, too.

@spectralgecko, @indiestsnake, @spiritluxray @mackdrawsstuff, @pillbot, and anyone else :3

[indiestsnake]

purple like that of a night sky with the contrast turned up. very gentle and consistent

ooh been a while since I did a tag game this should be fun

@revived-crows @mushroominaforest @moth-to-a-moon @gingerisamenace @chyurro @bnuuwitch @cursed-ceren

[mushroominaforest]

You're like sky blue to me. Not midsummer sky blue when it’s super intense, more like morning when it’s a slightly paler blue. Kinda like this blue.

I don’t normally do tag games but this one was easy because you are actually a colour to me lmao. Anyways I gotta tag people now sooo…

@kaulquappenkrok @slide-into-the-void @finsettoland @theprotogenagian @infernogoddes9 @thunder-opossum @wormheamer

sorry if any of you have already been tagged in this lol

[kaulquappenkrok]

To me you are green, like a darker mossgreen or maybe even a grassstain. Very nature like, maybe a little because of your icon and because you spend so much time outside

@zombiegrains

(you‘re my only other mutual lol)

[zombiegrains]

(fuck i just reblogged this on my other blog ignore that)

dark dark green, like a super deep sage. this thought always bounces around my head whenever i see your posts or tag you in sm lol

@whylee-wheeler @ellietalkswaytoomuch @r3l1sh @theultimateballsack @yoursleepdemon @iluvstrawberriessomuch @ilovebylerandstonathan @peaches-r-peachy @pewe12-7 @postpunkclarity @lunareclipse2727 @funkopop547 @dontmentionitseriouslyy @skepticalorchestraofsarcasm @sourcarmellia @sootstar22 @multi-bee-tings @noonenothingeveratall @nicointhecloset @bylerbohneeee @cleradin7 @crzytgther + anyone else, also feel free to tag me in this again, i have colors i already associate with all of yall lol

[noonenothingeveratall]

a dark gold-ish yellow!

@holybananapants @snurphlee @asoupyferretnamedfar @zombiegrains @aspera-ad-astra @a-literal-tornado @lightsoffdreamer @local-emo-airy-lover @legalityoftheraccoons @zombiegrains

ect!

[snurphlee]

you're dark purple!!

@dandelion-cryptid @theloverislost @seizesthegay @atthispointeverythingischaos @jack-kelly-official + open

[jack-kelly-official]

you’re a very dandelion kinda guy…

im tagging you cause i wanna know @snurphlee

but also!!! @shakespeare-guy-anon @wearingpants @acelovesnewsies @starlit-kelly @d4wn1ng0fther3stof0url1vez @averagetheatrek1dd + open :33

[shakespeare-guy-anon]

hiiii You're a like. nice dusty red /pos

[jack-kelly-official]

you’re like the second person to say that i would like to know why if you are able 🥹🥹

and you are…. this

[junniebuggers]

@shakespeare-guy-anon you are light brown

[gointhevoid]

more headcannons

The see are about the vampires in general, not just Scott.

The older they get the better their senses get too, this is bc making them that strong as soon as they turn would be too overwhelming. So it just slowly gets better.

They can smell differences in blood types.

Their smell is good enough that they could be used like an alert dog if they needed to.

Def can use echolocation but older vamps usually choose not to bc other vampires could hear and the night vision is good enough they don't need it. Fledglings take a while to get used to it so if a person just turned the other vamps hear them squeaking. Usually drives older members of the coven absolutely insane.

Night vision developed not 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 but later than the other stuff, that's why they can use echolocation. There are like 3 vampires still alive who don't have night vision.

Their ears absolutely twitch and move around and stuff. Older and traditional vampires usually force their ears to be still bc it ‘looks childish’ but it's seen as a cute habit in fledglings.

I love the headcannon that different lines of vampires have different things like wings and more animaly features BUT personally I think that they all have them, but certain covens (much like what I've already said about looking proper and stuff) hide them bc they think it makes you look rough and like you need them to fight. Hiding them for long periods of time is very bad for u but the human species is great at harming themselves for the beauty standards.

If members of the coven start fighting, it's very common for their sire to put them against each other in a 1v1 fight while the rest watch. (No weapons or anything that could actually kill them) Afterwards they have to make up and get over their differences. They have 0 choice in this.

There will be more eventually

[sighinastorm]

Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons...

[chacha-tortuga]

[sighinastorm]

Man. You get it. :^)

[needlebeetles]

everybody look at my vampires smp textpost memes right now

[an-immortal-jellyfish]

so even though no one agrees with me, i say that VSMP happened in 1906. therefore, scott goldsmith was sealed away in 1300. the manorial system only really started in the 1200s.

scott goldsmith only managed to overlord over his peasants as a manor lord for 100 years. that’s fucking pathetic, my guy.

[uncannyfig]

Reblogging again for @jackdaw-sprite's tags, bc I came to a very similar conclusion.

[jackdaw-sprite]

Well in that case, I'm adding @cleanlenins' tags

# The victorian era was my specialty for my degree # specifically cultural history of England # and in my opinion # placing VSMP any earlier than 1880 is a mistake “humans are naturally good” would have been very controversial in the 1830s and 1840s because that is an idea that started appearing around # 1850s # the concept of Privacy as we know it # especially between family # was something that came into being in the mid-century # so the vamps trying to make their own rooms in Castle is pretty indicative of that # nobility would of course want their own space but early victorian working class would not even conceive of it also going into Drift's detective agencu # private detectives weren't a thing really in the early part of the victorian era # i mean they WERE but not like you think of now # it was more like “the police aren't doing a good job. can I hire you and your thugs to go beat up this guy?” private investigators got ARRESTED for doing their thing # it wasn't until the mid-century that it started to become an actual THIN Legs is super fixated on clean surgery space which the benefit of washing hands wasn't even confirmed until 1859 # and it wasn't widely accepted practice until later # like the guy who published the book on it in 1861 was openly mocked and thrown in an insane asylum where he died in 1865 # it wasn't until germ theory was developed that the practice saw actual acceptance # like Doc could just be a weirdo for that # but also Martyn had a strong reaction to being cut up in a dirty place for his twisted ankle in episode 1 # and I think Cleo? maybe? said something about Oakhurst being dirty for surgery? I would have to rewatch so it DEFINITELY shouldn't be before 1870 from that detail also I am JUDGING characters wearing a green/yellow color # scheele green (sp?) was a super popular dye for the first 2/3 of the victorian era but it fell out of favor because it made people sick from # arsenic. which is very funny if it is later 1800s because MARTYN is wearing that shade of green in the trim. Fake noble martyn is behind the # times and strutting in arsenic lmao

and yours @uncannyfig

# I also used a couple of medical things # at one point the doc mentions 'amputating a stomach's # which is an objectively hilarious way to describe it # anyways the first successful gastrectomy was performed in the 1880s for stomach cancer # (I looked it up as a joke to see if there was any validity and it turns out there was!)

[redstonedust]

women are like beautiful flowers..... found all over the world. pleasant to be around. part of a larger plant. full of pollen. evolved in the jurrasic period. may eventually turn into an apple. comes in purple sometimes.

[junniebuggers]

Ough. Bad feelings.