FUCK YOU

Holden/17/Capricorn/ Well Adjusted

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This is 9-year-old me at a friend’s sleepover man were we slammed.

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Well gee, Holden. I said I never looked back. My folks probably get them, though.

[phonybalone-blog]

oh look at you, living away from home still , like some kind of high functioning bastard

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Yeah, I’m so cool like that. You go home to your mom and dad every night, or did they put you in another private school?

[phonybalone-blog]

its private but just day. i still live at home so they can watch me and im under house arrest in a way.  theres lots of other special needs sort of people here but its still all kiss ass.  

[stradulater-deactivated20190712]

That’s what you get for flunking out of Pencey and leaving early after

I just realized we totally left our relationship off on bad terms, didn’t we?

[phonybalone-blog]

yeah you punched me and i was bleeding on the bathroom floor hours before i ditched the place if i recall correctly

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Is it too late for an apology? I felt real bad after doing that, you know. I shouldn’t have punched you, or at least punched you that hard. Is that why you left? Because you were mad as hell at me for all that?

[phonybalone-blog]

i dont really remember.  it made me pretty mad but its not like i wasnt mad before.  i dont know.  thanks though i guess

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Well gee, Holden. I said I never looked back. My folks probably get them, though.

[phonybalone-blog]

oh look at you, living away from home still , like some kind of high functioning bastard

[stradulater-deactivated20190712]

Yeah, I’m so cool like that. You go home to your mom and dad every night, or did they put you in another private school?

[phonybalone-blog]

its private but just day. i still live at home so they can watch me and im under house arrest in a way.  theres lots of other special needs sort of people here but its still all kiss ass.  

[stradulater-deactivated20190712]

That’s what you get for flunking out of Pencey and leaving early after

I just realized we totally left our relationship off on bad terms, didn’t we?

[phonybalone-blog]

yeah you punched me and i was bleeding on the bathroom floor hours before i ditched the place if i recall correctly

[stradulater-deactivated20190712]

Well gee, Holden. I said I never looked back. My folks probably get them, though.

[phonybalone-blog]

oh look at you, living away from home still , like some kind of high functioning bastard

[stradulater-deactivated20190712]

Yeah, I’m so cool like that. You go home to your mom and dad every night, or did they put you in another private school?

[phonybalone-blog]

its private but just day. i still live at home so they can watch me and im under house arrest in a way.  theres lots of other special needs sort of people here but its still all kiss ass.  

[phonybalone-blog]

goodbye shockwave flash

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Well gee, Holden. I said I never looked back. My folks probably get them, though.

[phonybalone-blog]

oh look at you, living away from home still , like some kind of high functioning bastard

[phonybalone-blog]

dude is that you

[stradulater-deactivated20190712]

Sure as I’m a “phony”.

[phonybalone-blog]

u fake as hell bietch

[stradulater-deactivated20190712]

Yep, that’s me alright.

[phonybalone-blog]

so what finally did old pencey in.  is the place still standing do you think

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Nah, I bet the breeze finally knocked the ol’ hellhouse onto its knees. I don’t know, I abandoned the place after you got the axe and I never looked back.

[phonybalone-blog]

dont they still send you those goddam padded envelopes full of brochures asking for a contribution though.  they wouldnt even let me stay in their school and i still get those things.

[phonybalone-blog]

who’s lennie?

[stradulater-deactivated20190712]

That’s what they all say.

[phonybalone-blog]

oh.  are you reading that in ap english or whatever

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Haha, very funny, Caufield. You think I’m in AP English.

[phonybalone-blog]

yeah you cant even spell my name right, can you?  probably couldnt even make honors.  

[phonybalone-blog]

dude is that you

[stradulater-deactivated20190712]

Sure as I’m a “phony”.

[phonybalone-blog]

u fake as hell bietch

[stradulater-deactivated20190712]

Yep, that’s me alright.

[phonybalone-blog]

so what finally did old pencey in.  is the place still standing do you think

[phonybalone-blog]

the only good thing to ever come out of the internet was dogs

[coughloop]

me at the crack of dawn setting up my fishing rod

[phonybalone-blog]

who’s lennie?

[stradulater-deactivated20190712]

That’s what they all say.

[phonybalone-blog]

oh.  are you reading that in ap english or whatever

[phonybalone-blog]

dude is that you

[stradulater-deactivated20190712]

Sure as I’m a “phony”.

[phonybalone-blog]

u fake as hell bietch

[phonybalone-blog]

im so tired

[finallythebest]

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

Fuck

[phonybalone-blog]

if they let 17 year olds vote we wouldnt be in this mess

[phonybalone-blog]

its been such a long time man whats up