gay

em 26 they/them GUESS WHO’S BACK. BACK AGAIN. it’s for krbk this time tho.

[chongoblog]

im normal

[luimnigh]

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

[lasrina]

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

[roach-works]

the Final Bill

[embervoices]

This is actually a really good idea, I think.

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

“Push ups increased to level 5”

“Writing dialogue increased to level 37”

“Coping mechanisms (healthy) increased to level 18”

[nutsacktorturer]

[ahagia-sophia]

[trash-and-trash-accessories]

I know SEVERAL afab nonbinary people who, as soon as they came out as nonbinary - immediately began dressing in ridiculous hyper-femme outfits they never would have worn before.  A lot of people see this and say shit like “Theyfab” or say they are only nonbinary for attention.  After all, look how femme they are.

But to me, this makes perfect sense.  When you are forced into the category of “woman” against your will, femininity is a chore.  It’s a job that you have.  As soon as you say no, I’m not a woman, suddenly femininity isn’t your job anymore.  It’s not a requirement.  It’s just a fun hobby you can get into.  Or a little treat sometimes.

[garbage-empress]

nature really dumped all its weird ass eukaryote points into the SAR clade

[garbage-empress]

this thing looks like a coral but is made of a single cell and is more closely related to malaria. ok. fine. whatever.

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[chase-solidago]

Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

[blatantescapism]

Grow sunflowers on your poisoned land, for at least five years if not a decade. Do not eat the seeds. Collect the long stalks and treat them like nuclear waste. The sunflower stalks will remove the heavy metals from the soil.

Test your soil before growing food!!!

[lezbianz]

this is for a part-time job as a barista

[decayalectical-materialism-deac]

Were just meant to get high and be in bed. Thats what were for and we fucked it up and invented work and now theres all war and death everywhere

[sacred-portal]

[teal-chimera]

i hope every single workplace in america strikes and i mean it

[teal-chimera]

we're currently in such a terrible recession right now, all workers can barely afford to pay rent regardless of job. i hope we hunt down the rich for sport at this point

[pitbolshevik]

my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"

[incendavery]

plz pray 4 me

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[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[artificial-father]

My mom who worked in HR and people management for years approves.

[kdinjenzen]

Kdin! Pokemon Scarlet and Violet are giving players Knot and Balls for valentine's day

Hold on lemme look this up…

*googles it*

By the GODS, it’s KNOT AND BALLS day!

[kdinjenzen]

By Talos This Can't Be Happening Again…

[kdinjenzen]

*sigh*

... Happy Knot And Balls Day, Everyone.

[lettering-is-my-music]

I'm not sorry

[melia-antifa-archive-deactivate]

"Japanese copies of the physical release of Cuphead come with official art illustrated by Yoshitaka Amano" okay this rules actually

[melia-antifa-archive-deactivate]

literally

[luxwing]

Just saw pictures of the full thing holy shit

[funkyness]

tumblr is the only website where users can inflict psychological torture on each other, my mutual just reblogged like 50 posts of sherlock gifs in a row. and im powerless to stop him. what can i possibly do, unfollow him? don't be ridiculous