phrases that should be on booty shorts

a documentation of booty shorts candidates. photos by @lesbianslimefriend and @birdship.

[gemthegerm]

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

[thejabberwocki]

might be the best road sign i've seen this year

[escuerzoresucitado]

[hollowedskin]

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

[oleskyfm]

[were--ralph]

on booty shorts

[zonal-oiseau]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[phrasesthatshouldbeonbootyshorts]

Noisy Digger

with 5 noisy parts!

[phrasesthatshouldbeonbootyshorts]

Auto chug technology

[oneheadtoanother]

new booty shorts meme idea

[phrasesthatshouldbeonbootyshorts]

Place finger here to adjust sound!

[phrasesthatshouldbeonbootyshorts]

Watch it form into an animal!

Watch it form into a vehicle!

[phrasesthatshouldbeonbootyshorts]

Barnyard Squealers

[phrasesthatshouldbeonbootyshorts]

ACE Congratulations! You've licked the MegaBruiser!

[phrasesthatshouldbeonbootyshorts]

Brad's Magnum Wiggler

[phrasesthatshouldbeonbootyshorts]

I'm a drawstring backpack

[phrasesthatshouldbeonbootyshorts]

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