Yonic Labyrinth

a rad ass queer trans lady dyke who does stuff sometimes | she/her ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[official-lucifers-child]

“you are not immune to propaganda” but specifically cop shows and courtroom dramas that portray acquiring evidence illegally and not executing basic rights as. like. somehow good things? the evil suspect exercising their right to remain silent is always guilty obviously and the valiant cop that broke into someone’s house or hacked into someone’s personal laptop is always the heralded hero of justice. like girl. your humanity.

[ewaneneollav]

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[frailgun]

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

[frailgun]

angriest I've ever been in my life

[syncarida]

Scorpion blackout poetry ❤️

[victusinveritas]

Just got a call from AT&T. Pretended I didn't know what AT&T was. Asked them to explain what they do. They said they're the American Telephone and Telegram services. "Dude, it's 2026. Telegrams are still a thing? Isn't that from 1800s? How are you all still in business?"

Dude hung up on me.

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[spid3r-trans]

nothing scarier than activity on an old post.....where did u find that thang

[talkwithtatsu]

This is gonna be so funny

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[doveywovy]

no matter how hard i try, nothing i write will ever be as fucked up as the stuff somebody who thinks they're creating a Wholesome AU with unexamined beliefs will make.

[jerboaoa]

couldn't leave this in the tags

[maxknightley]

so many games on steam next fest look like Homestar Runner bits

[maxknightley]

Prisan Brevker: Prepare For Ruthless Bouncing

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the important thing to remember about corporations is that they are so so stupid

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this post brought to you by my ex employer claiming that they can't have done disability discrimination against me because there's no proof I had PTSD in January 2025, although they do admit I had it both four months before and six months after that

[dragon-in-a-fez]

asked my lawyer if this was the dumbest thing she'd ever seen and she gave me the ol' dead eyed stare that has watched a thousand civilisations fall

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ad has me so fucked up i can’t even decide what to be tired of

[trans-girl-nausicaa]