⅋ opening the invisible .

( . . . ) write 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙼 of the 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 .

[totallyprentiss]

Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly in The Devil Wears Prada 2 (trailer) 👠

[ohisms]

✱ ˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝓣IME WILL TELL ... ( a collection of dialogue prompts originating from syfy's warehouse 13 SEASON 02. adjust phrasing / gendered terms as necessary, mature themes present. will be updated. )

are you getting a vibe?

... so that's how it works.

i've never been so happy to see you.

how could you possibly have survived?

i promised myself i wouldn't cry.

i'd recommend 24 hours isolation from light.

i'll take care of it all.

welcome to the future. let's change it, shall we?

i don't want to watch any more of that.

i know it's hard, NAME, but it's right there in front of us.

innocent people don't run.

looks like something heavy was dragged through here.

this place just gets more interesting every day.

really? that's your first thought?

nothing like a little 'war of the worlds' to put a toddler to sleep.

i'll explain when i get there.

... here? you're coming to LOCATION?

how do you not have jet lag?

no, that'd be like shooting off a big red flare.

there's no reason for me not to get my groove on.

you don't look like much of a threat to me.

i thought you might be trouble, coming in late.

the best place to hide is right out in the open.

i didn't think anyone was still here.

i seem to have left my ITEM here.

why call when i can fly 5,000 miles ... in coach!

i needed to talk to someone who knows me.

do you plan on running for the rest of your life? — because that's what it's going to take to get me off of your back.

i think i can take the risk. don't make me regret it.

will there ever come a time where you do as you are told?

perhaps you'd like to tell me why you're ransacking my home.

i thought english people were supposed to be polite.

don't they all turn on you eventually? men.

you've really held onto some anger.

that explains why my head still hurts.

don't speculate about things of which you know nothing.

the world was a different place.

do all your dates work out this way?

i'll admit it ... i thought she was hot.

in this job, there's no such thing as 'no such thing'.

are you alright? i thought you were supposed to be in the hospital.

you don't remember. you've been having lapses, blackouts.

you tried to kill me.

i can either run or lecture, i can't do both.

when do i get one of those?

do not deviate one iota from what i'm about to tell you.

this place is full of booby traps.

if you're gonna grab me like that, i need some sweet talk.

it should be me driving right now!

all said and done, that wasn't terribly difficult.

so a long way to go for nothing, eh, NAME?

i'm disappointed, but not surprised.

i wanted you to see what i saw.

all this time i thought i knew the truth. i'm sorry, NAME.

if anybody should be shellshocked, it should be me.

you? YOU were the victim?

go easy. we've all been through a lot.

thanks... for coming after me.

okay, why is everyone hugging all the time around here?

you're gonna have to chase me.

how do we navigate once we're in there?

i've been thinking about this for a very long time.

why on earth would you do that?

so NAME... NAME's cute.

we've seen stranger things.

since i knew what to look for, it wasn't hard to find a pattern.

something you'd like to share?

that only makes me more curious.

i appreciate the advice, but can we just get back to work?

just try not to be 12 years old, okay?

NAME? NAME, what's happening?

it just happened, it was like a nightmare. i couldn't help.

i couldn't help, i had to just stand there and watch.

that's easier said than done.

i'm gonna say yes, you're gonna say no, but i'm right.

no, i meant for me. black, no sugar.

i'm here to take your pictures. ready to be beautiful?

what did NAME ever do to you?

relax, NAME, you'll get wrinkles.

it's like a game of gay clue.

explain to me again why i'm doing this and you're cowering 10 feet away.

it's more like a pie - slash - coffee ... summit.

just... you know, be yourself.

i guess i've just had too much caffeine today.

how many of these things can you drink, anyways?

why all the questions about my past?

i was wondering if you had any sisterly advice.

you know, i'm always amazed at the correlation between being beautiful and being a complete bitch.

with one look, i could stop a war. or start one.

when i'm out there, i tear out my soul and offer it up for everyone to see.

sounds to me like you're glad she's dead.

i'm just curious about the people i work with.

i wonder if the next girl will ask what happened to you.

you've got a pretty whacked-out definition of hurt.

they could afford to pay.

they're the good ones, not legal here yet.

you're gonna go home, and you're gonna call in sick.

i couldn't believe it when you finally called.

what kind of advice is 'be yourself'?

are you decent? you know what, screw it, i'm coming in.

don't you dare laugh.

i don't want you to go out there.

what? no fight, no argument?

you don't ever listen to me.

i'm not the pretty one.

i can't say it to the back of your head either.

NAME, you are a stunningly beautiful woman.

wait a minute, i came here to talk you out of it!

you are gonna tell me EVERYTHING.

i hope it hurt, like you've hurt me.

well, can i interest you in ... staying alive?

you've been peddling a second chance at life.

lay off, we might need this guy.

do you doubt that my friend wants to beat you to death?

the doctors say you're doing great.

i'm not giving up on you, don't you give up.

you and i, we're never gonna happen.

everything i did was for you.

how many innocent lives has your vitality cost?

i'm so glad to see you looking like the old you.

you didn't make me a trainwreck.

i hate that, don't use that word– 'cute'.

stop trying to confuse me!

guess how many croissants i shoved into my mouth?

should i have worn something more business suit-ey?

how'd it go with the police?

you would've done something, stayed calm at least. i totally freaked out.

i know what it's like to do good work and no one notices.

you think i'm involved? you're out of your mind.

pressure is good. it makes you win.

you seem kind of new at this.

if i need anything, i'll circle back.

i'm sorry you had to come all the way to LOCATION just for this.

i place myself in your hands.

maybe i'm wrong, but ... are NAME and NAME sitting in a tree?

instinct is just a fancy way of saying i've done this 1,000 times.

human beings are predictable. people rarely surprise you.

it seems we're forever destined to meet at gunpoint.

you are going back to prison.

the brain requires ... oxygen to ... speak.

i'm not a killer.

he would have quite happily killed all of you.

did you just happen to show up?

if you didn't believe me just a little, you would've shot me by now.

he can't find you in here. he hasn't met me yet.

i'm wondering what you're doing messing around with my things.

[andrew-garfielld]

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2 Teaser Trailer | dir. David Frankel

[phriestly]

busy w . a conference paper for work atm but lmk if you want to plot ✌️

[phriestly]

going to this exhibition of female artists in the 17th. century low countries tmr. and miranda would love michaelina wautier

[totallyprentiss]

the devil wears prada 2 (from the trailer) 👠

[phriestly]

busy w . a conference paper for work atm but lmk if you want to plot ✌️

[firstassistant]

a flurry of frazzled stylists leave the office . . . all of them looking stressed , beaten , disengaged and nervous . a sight she's used to , honestly , if only they could do what miranda asked of them . immediately , she appears in the doorway ready with her notebook and pen . ❛  your facialist has been scheduled for three fifteen .  ❜ having no junior assistant really was such an inconvenience , she's doing everything single handedly .

❛  and . . . well , l - lagerfeld has cancelled your ten o'clock tomorrow . apparently he's broke his toe .  ❜ so bloody selfish . she's slightly nervous with the changes to her schedule . christ , is she sweating ? ❛  his assistant confirmed he can do three weeks from today . . . which , obviously i told them wasn't good enough .  ❜ bollocks .

@phriestly liked for a starter .

[phriestly]

the run - through was a disappointment . uninspired . boring . is it so difficult to find a modicum of beauty in this world ? at least emily does the bare minimum and has managed to schedule her facialist . wonders will never cease . idly , miranda picks up her montblanc . sets it back down . then her first assistant informs her about lagerfeld . her optimism clearly proves to be unfounded . yet again .

" a broken toe , " miranda says slowly . " how unfortunate for him . " of all people , it had to be chanel ' s very own count dracula . she admires karl 's commitment to artistry , of course . but that does not mean she will be rebuffed so easily by that ghoul . or his assistant . and really , his toe ? even her girls could come up with a better excuse . miranda sighs . so hard to find reliable people these days . she gives emily a long look - the sort of non - descript glance that has half of the office cowering before she ' s hardly said anything of substance . sadly , it won ' t work on karl himself . but his dimwitted assistant might quit and escape to swindon . " now , emily . please do enlighten me . . . why did karl not deign to inform me of this personally ? "

[firstassistant]

A MILLION GIRLS WOULD KILL FOR THIS JOB . . .

#FIRSTASSISTANT : an independent , private & highly selective feature of EMILY CHARLTON from the film & book series ; THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA .

styled & loved by JAY . he / him . '96 & gmt timezone .

YOU EAT CARBS FOR CHRIST SAKE !

[phriestly]

after the divorce, miranda regularly calls stephen for a game of tennis, claiming her regular tennis partner is indisposed. miranda, in fact, does not have a regular tennis partner other than stephen .

[alicent-florent]

The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026) dir. David Frankel

[phriestly]

i cannot find any of the old graphics i made for this blog five years ago so we'll be doing this iconless probably . anyway, my main thoughts re: the sequel under the cut

miranda. as usual, meryl streep did a fantastic job. lots of people annoyed by the fact that she's not as sharp as in the first movie, but again. we're seeing the world from andy's perspective (who's not always the most objective of narrators). and also this movie does not focus on the editor boss - lowly assistant dynamic . the hierarchy is very different - but they're not her underlings. as someone with a job in a deeply hierarchical environment (euro academia), job status does mattter.

miranda's husband. while miranda is that deep in the closet she'd probably remarry again in most circumstances, her husband did not contribute anything at all to the movie. stuart simmons was cute but would've been cuter with nigel and they could've given us more of the twins.

the runway crew. the first of my main criticisms is that i feel as if 20 years between the first movie and the sequel does not work out for the kind of story they're trying to tell with their characters. andy does not feel like the 40-something investigative journalist she's supposed to be. to have the story unfold like this feels weird - although the setting itself is quite lovely. in terms of character development, this movie feels like it has somehow skipped the majority of the 2010s (thank god) and is a sequel that's set some 5-ish years after the first movie.

the plot. in my humble euro opinion, the movie pandered far too much to american audiences with the amount of useless men and the billionaires ruining and saving the day. on the one hand, miranda suffers a cafetaria full of corpobros and economy class (comedy gold) for runway and gives this impassioned speech about art and beauty. on the other, she needs a billionaire to save her. miranda's life's work is one of personal sacrifice, as has become abundantly clear in both movies. the quintessentially european miranda who abandoned her life in london's haredi jewish community (thank you book canon) would rather sacrifice her personal comfort for the sake of her artistic vision than be bound to some zillionaire, even with good intentions. there's a beauty in downsizing too - in going indie. and her real wealth is, of course, cultural capital. runway is nothing without her and nigel.

[phriestly]

thinking about shape of a woman and the deleted bit of script where miranda tells james holt “you don’t just dress a woman, you embrace her, give her the love she might never get from a real man”

[luckydiorxoxo]

Anna Wintour and Meryl Streep for Vogue US (May 2026 issue) photographed by Annie Leibovitz, styled by Grace Coddington.

[phriestly]

hello does this hellsite still exist

[awomanofmystery]

Don't mind me, I'm just going absolutely feral over her!

[luckydiorxoxo]

Meryl Streep and Stanley Tucci are seen filming 'The Devil Wears Prada 2' in New York City.