I Like My Humor

Welcome to my shifty blog

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[boredpanda]

If Animals Could Talk

[forwardstyling]

If you have a knife, pen, ruler, graph paper, some tape, and an old CD case, you can turn your smartphone into a hologram.

Here’s how: 

For more tricks and tips, you can follow me @forwardstyling. 

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[collegiate-confession]

*finds out you get more FAFSA money if you're married*

[phrist]

Random College Experience

I don't really share a lot on here but I felt like sharing this completely pointless story. So it's Saturday night and I felt like going out to the club. Get hella tur- no just to check it out. A little. So I get there and the clubs are called "The Dungeon" and "Library". Yeah. No joke. I was laughing before I even met the people. Anyways I'm thinking ok. Long line. I'll see if I can get in. I get in line and ask the two girls in front of me if its always this busy. No response. Hey you guys ok? Hm? Oh yeah this is normal. Alriight, so are you guys going to the Library or the Dungeon haha. ..... Hello? Now these two people are 2 feet from me. AND THEY ACT LIKE I DONT EXIST. WHAT THE FUCK. No response? I ask in a final attempt to keep up a completely normal conversation. Nothing. I just walk away, I got what I came for. Now before I get roasted for them just being there for attractive guys or to have fun or whatever. I get that. Still rude to just turn your head away. But hey. Now I can take pleasure in being passive aggressive to them by giving them wrong answers if I ever TA their class :^) Moral of the story: if you don't wanna talk to someone, just tell them to fuck off. Next week on random college experience, complaining about people telling me to fuck off

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UNMUTE

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his little gasp

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WTF = What The Freak OMG = Oh my golly! GTFO = Grab That Fancy Octopus